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Do aliens exist under our deep oceans? Did Netflix cause mass havoc on purpose? And perhaps the biggest question of them all: is Mason’s micropeen really the best? 
Join the DeGraff brothers as they take a deep dive (but not too deep, aliens, remember?) into multiple conspiracy theories existing in today’s world. 
Don’t miss the Conspiracy Theory Tier List at the end: critical conversations surrounding fake birds and immortal queens await. 

Special thank you to today’s sponsor: the color orange. Or green? We’re not really sure. 

Prepare yourself for tomato throwing as the boys become movie critics in this episode featuring well-known movies that you didn’t know had sequels. I mean really, Home Alone 5?! 
Enjoy your trip down memory lane as classics such as Winnie the Pooh, Toy Story, and more are discussed at length by under-qualified reviewers. 

Special thank you to today’s sponsor: littlealchemy2.com, where you can learn things and do science stuff and maybe have fun I guess? 

Four score and a just few days ago, the DeGraff brothers embarked on a journey to discover historical idiots of history… of the historic kind. 
Before this though, you will be challenged to think: have I ever killed anyone? Should wholesome porn be more popular? Is Blanket Jackson reaallllyy named Blanket Jackson? 
Then, travel with us dear listener, along the path of a historical idiot named Timothy Dexter. Sometimes it truly pays to be an idiot. 

Thank you to our sponsor: E-Girl Voicemail Services, keeping you company in the most contactless way possible since 2005. 

Abracadabra! It’s time to channel your inner magic as the boys travel down Wizard “Poop” Lane, first discussing the fact that J.K. Rowling basically wrote in Harry Potter: “Wizards magic their poop away.” That’s real, look it up. 
Next, dust off your wand as Clase challenges the boys with magical movie trivia! 

Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Jeremy! He likes things. 

Alright class, pop-quiz time! Did Clase used to be pretentious? Would space travel be boring? Does the Internet even work in space? 
If you answered “Yeah, I think. Not really sure about the Clase one though, I mean, he…” to all three of those, you got an A+, great job! 
After these IQ testers, join the brothers as they decide to get confrontational and lay out their grievances with one another for the sheer sake of drama. (Because Trisha Paytas has nothing on us!) 
Then, embrace the greatest hero of our time: One Left-Eyebrowed Slippy Spaghett Man.

Special thank you to our episode’s sponsor: Q-Tips. Not C-Tips. Q. You’ll understand. 

How would you spell Dalmatians? Cuz I spelled it Dalmations and got yelled at by a red squiggly line. 

Sorry, red line gods. 

Disclaimer: Dalmatians nor the counting of have absolutely anything to do with this episode. 
I (Stephen) took a pay cut and this half-assed title/description is now my rebellion fight song response. 

...but.... 101 Dalmations, amirite?

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Ep. 101 Odd Deaths 
Gather ‘round children and cuddle your teddy bears close, because it’s storytime! This week’s storytime is devoted to all things “Odd Deaths,” so naturally Mason will be giving you insight on every radically inane way to kill people in Mortal Kombat! 
Before that though, enjoy the “improv” show as the boys challenge each other to simply be funnier. 

Special thanks to today’s sponsor: CATMACA, because f*ck trees. 

We may have never released our pilot episode, but we sure as darn tootin' just released our 100th episode! Get out those maracas, grab your girl, and celebrate with the boys as we take a listen back to some of our favorite moments in I'm Telling Mom history. 
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! 
Announcements have been made! New Merch Store, new YouTube Channel (for all your visual highlights), and a new streaming schedule -- all to give you more to indulge in! 
Check out all the latest goods at www.itmmerch.com and hang out with us on Sunday evenings on Twitch! 

Welcome to the end of an era, boy and girls. This is it! You did it. Give yourself a pat on the back and go enjoy a nice bubblin' hot cocoa, you fella, you. Well done. Ninety nine episodes and... heh... look at us.... who wouldda thought? Huh? Not me..... not me. 

This episode BOPS with epic intro poems, 2x2 rubix cubes, and high-energy e-girl twerking tiktoks that make us go "aww, that's a no-no". 
This audio-experience TWISTS with Masons classic segment, "What Did They SAY?!" where he imparts love notes in Clase and Landens ears in the form of guttural screaming. 
This installment PULLS on your heart strings as we introduce our sponsor - one of love, compassion, and understanding - Bristlr.com, the ONLY online dating website that matches people with beards with people that want to stroke beards. 
This track SPINS faster than any DJ I've ever seen, especially when Landen breaks out his segment, "Bizarre Facebook Groups" - where Clase and Mason have to figure out what borderline-socially-unacceptable facebook groups we are in, theoretically, of course. 
And big news coming next episode... so make sure to FLICK all the like buttons, subscribe on coughYOUTUBEcough and coughTIKTOKcough. And also discord and twitch. And Facebook.  Idk... but we may have a merch store now.... more in episode 100! 

It’s decided: the DeGraff brothers are beginning the almighty protest against all dentists and doctors alike… or at least complaining about them in this episode. 
Follow along to hear Clase and Landen angrily rant about the Kyles of this world wearing flat-billed hats and how wooden pencil erasers never work. 
Then, Mason and Landen battle it out in the game: “Hey brother, wanna say a slang?” where retro phrases like “can of whoop ass” and “cool beans” finally make their way back into the 2021 era. 

Special thank you to today’s sponsor: circumcision. (No promo code boys, sorry). 

Ladies and gents, it’s time to get in on the next big thing created by the boys: app-controlled, LED-lit, see-through dishwashing machines. 
This is when your chores become a party, baby. 
After this revolution revelation, Clase kicks off his segment, “What the errihh did he just say?”  Basically, what the f*&% did Short Neck Ed from 90 Day Fiance just say? 
Next, Landen soothes your soul with a bit of self-written poetry called “Cow in the Bathtub.”  No explanation needed there. 
Special thanks to today’s sponsor: twitch.tv/stopsigncam, because being Big Brother is more fun with class participation. 

Hey kiddo, welcome back! 
In today’s episode, the boys peruse a number of topics like: is frog fighting the next big business idea, should airport cell phone lots have detailing services, and do spiders compare one another’s web girth? 
Following these lovely convos, Landen gets serious with his segment, “Famous Scandinavian Author or Ikea Product”. 
Special thank you to our sponsor: my90stv.com, where you can relive your wildest childhood nostalgia on a square VHS TV all over again. 

Welcome back, Bended Traveler.
Landen pulls back the curtains of Episode 95 by introducing his 12-year-old-self's made up super hero, Voltaic. If you got a tad excited over the mention of super heroes, I'd be giving good advice to just say... calm down. It's a 12-year-old-Landen creation. 
Speaking of being calm, Clase gets upset about the 'Scooby Doo' TV show not being called 'Velma', and Landen reminisces about the good ole days... before he crashed a company drone in a fountain in the Bahamas. 
Still not enough calm for you? Mason masterfully draws an arrow from his quiver and gracefully steadies his aim directly at red car owners. 
Mason Money! The new, official currency of ITM Podcast - where one Mason Money = one Mason forced action (you'll have to listen to understand).
Not to be outdone by a 12-foot inflatable beach ball steamrolling through our podcast, DJ Khaled's Keys to Success, and DJ Khaled's Second Key Ring with More Keys. 

Tease Episode 100. 

Hey neighbor, thanks for listening!
We start today’s episode talking about Satanists, isn’t that fun? Continuing cruising with us on this hellish ride to learn what surprising first products Nintendo, Lego, and other popular companies’ originally sold at inception.
From there, enjoy getting thrown into even more disturbing conversations from Landen’s segment called Moral Dilemma.
Special thanks to the sponsor of today’s episode: amirite.com, where Mason first fell in love by asking thought-provoking questions like, “You still have no idea what ‘P.U.’ stands for, amirite?” 

Okee dokee babies, let me break it down for you. 
There is a long (but seriously enthralling) story about Clase pulling over a cop - you read that right. 
Landen plays a snarly-gnarly game called, "#IsItATrend?" but we liked his second title better, "How Great Is Tik Tok, emmaright?" (This is the part about dipping boys in soy). 
And I oop! (Did I use that right?) Don't forget to test your internet speeds with speedtest.net! 

Finally, Mason swoops in with a banger of a segment he so eloquently titled, "Backstories: The Story of Back Before the Story That You Heard Before It, and This Is the Back to It." In other words, Clase and Landen make up Disney villain backstories... and they are worth the listen, trust us. 

Thanks for listening, fam! Hang in there - Episode 100 is coming! [insert celebrating emoji with confetti and that blowy noise maker thingy in its mouth] 

Welcome to episode 92 of the ITM Podcast, we’re real proud to have you along for this journey.
Landen joins Clase at his house but is shoved into a closet, Mason creates an impossibly difficult “Spell Quiz” the likes of which would have even the most die-hard Potter fan quaking, and Clase re-invigorates “The Great Debate” with a twist of his own: forcing arguments based on topics the others hate the most.
Something about stars aligning to form deathmetal music aka the worst music ever created… or something like that.
Special thank you to our sponsor: batheinmymilk.com, and yes... it’s as terrifying as it sounds. 

(while acting out Monty Python) 

Hey there Kitten,
Thanks for always coming back to listen to our soothing voices. Clase kicks up a new ongoing short-segment called "Hypothetical Garden" to ask: How many wifi extenders would the White House have? This, then, flows right into his first segment: "Animal Invasion" where Mason and Landen try to figure out how many zebras would it take to kill off everybody in Las Vegas. 
From there, prepare yourself, dear listener, because things get intense. 
Landen challenges Clase and Mason to eat the world's hottest gummy bear, Lil Nitro (9 MILLION Scoville units... 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper), while re-enacting the iconic Witch Scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 
Special 'Thank You!' to our sponsors: Mason's non-existent t-shirt side hustles, www.speggitee.com and www.pookemans.com. 

Hey fellow kids, do you know what an NFT is? We sure don't. Actually, we don't understand much of anything after Mason's segment: I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU! 
Who knew the phrase "I have crippling hemorrhoids" could cause so much chaos? 
Next, hop into Landens time machine as he takes us all back to the basements of the 1990s, when PC gaming hit its true peak. 
Special 'Thank You!' to our sponsor of today's episode: www.papertoilet.com, for all your swiping butt-wiping needs. 

Hey there, fellow cereal box gamers... join us for a fun episode discussing how dumb checks are, ponder which type of Skyrim players we are, and more.
In segment one, Clase presents popular products of today that were originally created for a different purpose. DYK, back in the day, members of the calvary were lookin’ pretty spicy in their high heels.
Next, immerse yourself in true animated beauty as we work to rank attractiveness of female animated movie characters. Special thanks to our sponsor: pictureofhotdog.com, for all your glizzy needs.

Does peanut butter and grilled cheese go together? The boys were prepared to find out in this episode. Follow along on the adventure as Clase kicks off his segment with a trivia game that has spicy consequences. 
Landen then swings the podcast back into “Finish The Headline” mode, bringing some of the latest weird news into question. 
Special shoutout to the sponsor: Game Grumps! Yeah... those guys... on the YouTubes!