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Just because it can be done, doesn’t mean it isn’t a pain in the ass. Small-town bougie guest Brenda Luke and Jennie reveal their struggles with nails, lashes, and feeling bad about not being blind enough. They try to unravel when exactly leggings became see-through and wonder what even is flirting?

Highlights:

"Are you wearing a yellow thong right now?" - Opening Clip (00:00)

Introducing Brenda Luke (00:16)

Horticulture, Bunnies & Alejandro the Betta (02:15)

Painted Nails Aftermath (3:11) 

Foot-Phobic on Feet Finder (06:58)

Where’s My Free Pedicure?!? (7:57)

Not Blind Enough (11:15)

See-Through Yoga Pants & the Yellow Thong (18:08)

The Opacity of Tights (21:39)

Mismatched Eyelashes (23:19)

The Brow Brush Incident (28:21)

Oblivious to Flirting (32:03)

The Creepy Carnie (35:38)

Show Close (39:09)

Guest bio:

Brenda Luke works in horticulture, while rocking a full face of makeup. She’s obsessed with her fur babies and is down for a good glass of purple gin. Brenda is an indigenous woman (yaqan nukiy of the Ktunaxa nation).

Guest Description:

Brenda is an indigenous woman (yaqan nukiy of the Ktunaxa nation) with killer cheekbones and long fake lashes. Her left eyebrow and top middle lip are pierced. Brenda is an indigenous woman (yaqan nukiy of the Ktunaxa nation).

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About Low Vision Moments:

Part story time, part comedy, part awareness driven, Jennie Bovard presents funny experiences that happen when you are blind or partially sighted.

Jennie Bovard is a running, beer-drinking, thirtysomething with albinism. She loves trying all the things, making people laugh, and volunteering to create accessible sport and recreation opportunities in her community. Jennie, who has lived with partial sight all her life, has a diploma in film and TV production. Jennie lives in Halifax.

About AMI

AMI is a not-for-profit media company that entertains, informs and empowers Canadians who are blind or partially sighted. Operating three broadcast services, AMI-tv and AMI-audio in English and AMI-télé in French, AMI’s vision is to establish and support a voice for Canadians with disabilities, representing their interests, concerns and values through inclusion, representation, accessible media, reflection, representation and portrayal.

Learn more at AMI.ca

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Get comfy and cozy as we stretch out on Sweatpants Day, pulling on the fascinating history and secrets behind the beloved casual pants that encourage relaxation. Discover how sweats became a staple uniform for letting loose while still looking pulled together.

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Tonight we talk about Yoga and figure out if it is demonic or not? 

Recorded on September 29, 2023.

Thank you so much for listening and/or watching (on YouTube).

Brendan and Richard

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Another form of hosiery,
That contours to your panties,
Reveals if you're wearing a G-string,
Exposes your cottage cheese,
And breeds bacteria and yeast.
How nasty can you be?
Now some women refuse to buy jeans,
Blame Lululemon.
Of course, they were made by a dude.
Should we start wearing swimwear to the gym too,
Since lycra and nylon are comfortable.
When will we stand for truth?
Will nudity be banned in the United States?
Not until men get tired of seeing buttocks, vulva prints and spanx.


 

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What’s the value of living in the present?

This is the question Dr. Shields posed to Kim Tang, an internationally recognized yoga instructor and breathwork facilitator.  In this episode, Kim shares strategies to eliminate distracting and staying present.


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Today's episode they're discussing what it would be like to be in Disney Jail. They imagine it's probably like a prison, but with more singing animatronic animals. Would they have Mickey Mouse as their cellmate? Would they get free churros in the cafeteria?  Do they even ask these questions? 

Next, the gang is discussing the end of the long-running Broadway hit, "Phantom of the Oprah". They're not exactly sure what the plot of the show is, but they imagine it's probably something like "The Phantom of the Opera", but with Oprah instead. And they're pretty sure it's a musical.

But the real highlight of the episode is when Cousin Cody recommends a sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody. Mark is all about it, and they start imagining what it would be like to see their favorite childhood heroes in a very different light. So grab a hoagie and a Newport then settle in for some laughs with the Listen Up and Fuggin Listen podcast. 

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Welcome back to the Listen Up and Fuggin Listen podcast, where Philly Mark and Cousin Cody bring you the most hilarious and irreverent takes on life. Today's episode is no exception, as the boys are talking about some pretty wild topics.

First up, they're discussing their preparation for the upcoming Jawnapalooza comedy show on April 8th. They're not just practicing their jokes and stage presence, they're also indulging in a little self-medication in the form of pills. Let's just say, they're not exactly FDA-approved.

Next, they're posing a hypothetical question: if they were standing next to the Kelce brothers at the urinal, would they take a peek at their schlongs? This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that you can only find on the Listen Up and Fuggin Listen podcast.

In other news, the podcast now has listeners in 4 out of 7 continents. That's right, they're practically international superstars like Austin Powers. Who knew that Philly Mark and Cousin Cody's brand of humor could transcend cultural barriers?

But let's get back to the important stuff: pills and urinal etiquette. These guys may not have all the answers, but they'll definitely make you laugh while they figure it out. So tune in and get ready to hear some fuggin outrageous takes on life.

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In this week's episode of Listen Up and Fuggin Listen podcast, Mark and Cody have some big news to share, and no, it's not that they're finally starting their own line of artisanal Percs. They'll reveal their exciting announcement that will leave you on the edge of your seat and asking, "Wait, what? Are you serious?"

But before the big reveal, Cody tells us about his recent trip to Las Vegas, where he performed his world-famous shark character. He shares all the juicy details of his experience, including the wild parties, the neon lights, and of course, the sharks. You won't believe some of the crazy things he got up to (or maybe you will, we don't judge).

Meanwhile, Philly Mark has been indulging in his guilty pleasure: Girl Scout cookies. He'll tell us about his favorite flavors and how he's been sneaking them into his diet. Will he be able to resist the temptation during the recording? Tune in to find out!

So grab your favorite pills, sit back, and listen up because this episode is a wild ride that you won't want to miss. And remember, if you're not listening, you're fuggin missing out!

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My thoughts on why women wear yoga pants everywhere and why it's time that we stop. Plus, Mr. Beast's recent video has sparked a debate and I am here to settle it. And, the "morning after" pills are now being offered to students at George Washington University via vending machine

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Philly Mark and Cody go in on eyebrows, Jalen Hurst, SBF, FTX, SEX. Who is our fan in Senegal? 

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In this episode M & C discuss the downfall of Philly Sports, they re-write the bible, and they go to McDonald's

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Fuggin bird gang. Mark and Cody discuss the big weekend in Philly Sports and a bunch of other dumb shit. 

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In this episode, Philly Mark and Cody discuss a new business venture for down the shore and the many types of snowballs. 

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In this episode, Philly Mark and Cody discuss getting ghosted, that guy John Benet Ramsey, and a bunch. of other dumb shit. 

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 The Dudes, Trent, Jordan, and Phill recap their memorial weekends. First, react to the latest NFL news, and talk about the latest slaps in professional sports. Then they're divas of the week, can guys wear yoga pants?  They give away some shirts, and then they have their first mock draft of the season, followed by a Junior high junk draft. Remember, don't be rude; tell a Dude!

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Junior High Junk Draft 1 hour mark

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 Cody gets his second leg extension and is now 5'10" and very proud of it.  They discuss Benny Frans, Politics, and butt holes.

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Our 20th Episode is here. We did it! In this Episode Philly Mark and Cody Wrestlemania, the Grammys, and CTE. 

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Mark and Cody discuss The Slap.   The craziest thing they've seen on live TV since the Eagles won the Super Bowl.  Also covered are the dickheads and huns of the week. 

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Recap of last week's St. Paddy's day festivities.  Would if Italians had a St. Paddy's day? Baseball is back, you're welcome yous guys.

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