254.Land.Of.The.Living

What is with these drug dealers putting their business in other peoples noses

Why put the leap day in winter when white months can not leap

Portcullis!. drawbridge!. moat!... excuse my outbursts. I have turrets.

They call an Irish baker a ginger bread man

A doctor specializing in Adams apples is a guyneckologist

You can have a beer belly. You can be a belly dancer. You can not be a beer belly dancer.

My Italian roommate wastes his money buying pasta. He says it was worth every penne

Juan is very controlling and manipulative and no Juan is going to tell me what to do

Turns out Canadas not real... its all maple leaf

My eye doctor is an Eskimo... I guess I am seeing an optical Aleutian