270.Dealers.Choice
What is with these drug dealers putting their business in other peoples noses
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The.Village.Idiom
A once a week, comically shallow dive into the world of idioms. We'll explore idiom lore, news and origins with a twist. 30 minutes to lighten up your week and get challenged by a riddle.
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Episodes (270)
269.Leaps.And.Bounds
Why put the leap day in winter when white months can not leap
268.Castles.In.The.Sky
Portcullis!. drawbridge!. moat!... excuse my outbursts. I have turrets.
267.Bakers.Dozen
They call an Irish baker a ginger bread man
266.Apple.Of.My.Eye
A doctor specializing in Adams apples is a guyneckologist
265.Yellow.Bellied
You can have a beer belly. You can be a belly dancer. You can not be a beer belly dancer.
264.Waste.Not.Want.Not
My Italian roommate wastes his money buying pasta. He says it was worth every penne
263.Under.Ones.Thumb
Juan is very controlling and manipulative and no Juan is going to tell me what to do
262.Turn.Over.A.New.Leaf
Turns out Canadas not real... its all maple leaf
261.Sell.Ice.To.An.Eskimo
My eye doctor is an Eskimo... I guess I am seeing an optical Aleutian
260.Saving.For.A.Rainy.Day
Difference between a musician and mutual fund is that one will mature and make money
259.Paint.The.Town.Red
I enjoy painting wildlife... but the rabbits leave hair on my rollers.
258.Receive.A.Kickback
Taekwondo has backkicks whereas politics has kickbacks
257.Off.Your.Rocker
Is is crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is
256.New.Kid.On.The.Block
Though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach
255.Make.No.Bones.About.It
Dogs can not see your bones but cats can
254.Land.Of.The.Living
When Mozart was alive he was a composer but now he is a decomposer
253.Jump.The.Gun
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think its race related
252.Getting.In.Hot.Water
My friend got in hot water with a mime and that mime said unspeakable things to him.
251.Hang.On.To.Your.Hat
Two hats are hanging on a hat rack. One says to the other.. You stay here. I will go on a head.