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Rocket to Anywhere
enApril 30, 2023
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After a two month hiatus, Corban and Sofia are back! In this episode, Corban won’t stop giving excuses for the pair’s absence while Sofia won’t stop blaming Corban for it.
Show Notes:
PBS KIDS Announces New Series LUNA AROUND THE WORLD
How NASA Broadcast Neil Armstrong Live from the Moon | Popular Science
TNMI 5: Board Games, “Porcupine Necktie” and Jokes
The one thing you don’t touch… | /r/dankchristianmemes
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Listen to “All I Want for Christmas Is You, But It’s Off Key”
Sofia: Eat Some Chocolate Chips
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Show Notes:
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