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Rocket to Anywhere
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Brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia have lots of life stories and hard-set opinions. This is where they talk about them.
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#74: Shady Oaks Bingo Parlor
Today, we discover a drug ring.
(Recorded live at your local Tesla Supercharger.)
Rocket to Anywhere
enMay 25, 2021
#73: Bean juice make me go fast.
Boy Scouts. Coffee. Soda. Crashing funerals. All this and more on the fourth anniversary of Rocket to Anywhere.
(Title inspired by @howdyhowdyyall1 on TikTok.)
Rocket to Anywhere
enOctober 02, 2020
#72: The Right Taco (feat. the cousins)
The cousins join Corban and Sofia to discuss the government surplus conspiracy and dumb things they've gotten in trouble for. (Recorded June 2020)
Rocket to Anywhere
enAugust 31, 2020
#71: Mini 4-Year-Old Speech
Death and public restrooms. This is why we need mental help.
Rocket to Anywhere
enJuly 16, 2020
#70: ¡thAt iS nOt coRreCT!
Neighbors. Magazines. CD players. Corban and Sofia sit down to talk after another month of quarantine.
Rocket to Anywhere
enMay 31, 2020
#69: Your bushes aren’t luscious. (Quarantine Edition)
Corban ruins everything when he starting talking about race. Sofia remembers a friend from the past. Together, they discover Jojo Siwa's traumatic backstory.
The Pidgin Bible http://www.pidginbible.org/
Rocket to Anywhere
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#68: Choo Choo Love
Sofia forgets what the thing you cut the grass with is called. Corban stumbles down memory lane.
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Rocket to Anywhere
enMarch 15, 2020
#67: School Kids Are Polluting the Park
How can I ruin a funeral? Are seminars the new pyramid scheme? What goes on in a homeschooler’s brain? Get these questions answered PLUS a conversation about Sigrid all in this episode.
Show Notes:
Odd Squad Deploys New Team for Old Mission
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: This Is Not My Home by Wayne Kerr Band
Sofia: Quokka
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#66: When a VSCO Girl Coughs.
JOHN LEGEND, TikTok star @grandmammycorbanator, and Sofia host this unscripted episode of no one's favorite podcast. They talk about ghosting kids at McDonald's, Boy Scouts, and their retirement plans.
Show Notes:
2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest
Music by Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library.
#65: One Short Day in the Violet City (Musicals w/ James & Amber)
James and Amber return to talk about musicals! They go over their top four favorites, shows they worked on, and of course, FIASCOS!
Show Notes:
Tim’s Tweet about Amazon Pilots
Corban’s High School Musical Reviews
Recommendations of the Week:
James: Person of Interest
Amber: Supernatural
Sofia: Bones
Corban: Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - Area 51 👽
00:01:35 - Guest Introductions 👤
00:05:29 - Update on the Amazon Pilots. 😔
00:06:44 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:13:10 - Musicals! 🎵
00:46:48 - Recommendations of the Week
00:53:11 - Goodbyes 👋
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#64: It’s everyday bro! (Creator Life feat. Thomas Parsons)
The summer of special guests begins with YouTuber Thomas Parsons! We talk about the world of small content creation, help Sofia find out what a boy band is, and get extremely confused about sports.
Show Notes:
Nashville Hot Brains Sandwich Taste Test | FOOD FEARS
Thomas’ Favorites:
Band: The Vamps
YouTubers:
- Urinating Tree
- FlemLo RapsP
- KTO
Podcast: ESPN Podcasts
Sofia’s Favorites:
Band: nO mUSic
YouTubers:
Podcast: Lore
Corban’s Favorites:
Band:
- Vulfpeck
- Vasco
- The Long Winters
- Flor
YouTubers:
Movie: Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Should’ve Would’ve Could’ve - La La Land
Sofia: Bones
Thomas: Introverts unite! Find and attend an organized event.
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 Payphones ☎️
00:03:42 Guest Introduction 👤
00:14:53 Follow Up: The Walk
00:16:55 Thought of the Week 🧠
00:21:51 Word of the Week: Lamentation 📕
00:26:37 Joke Time 😆
00:30:21 The Life of a Small Content Creator
01:11:24 Recommendation of the Week
01:14:35 Closing 👋
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#63: An Emotional Leash (Walk with us.)
Summer is here! So before it gets too hot to go outside, Corban and Sofia decided to take their elderly dog Bailey out for one last walk around the neighborhood. They brought microphones, and this was the result.
Show Notes:
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#62: CUT TO BLACK (Corban’s failed movies and dreams.)
They’re back! Today, Corban and Sofia read you some of their failed movie scripts and tell you some of their weirdest dreams. Have you ever dreamed that you found another room in your house? Then this episode is for you!
Show Notes:
#56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess)
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Sunday School Musical
Sofia: Monk
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - The Invisible Slide
00:02:43 - The Moon Landing - PT. 2 🌑
00:05:00 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:06:58 - Groups of Animals 🐯
00:08:37 - Joke Time 😆
00:10:57 - Failed Movie Scripts 🎥
00:44:08 - Dreams 💤
00:54:47 - Recommendations of the Week
00:57:18 - Goodbyes 👋
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#61: Finders Keepers, Losers Sweepers (Saddest Movies & Music Ever)
Today, Corban and Sofia talk about the saddest movies and music they’ve ever watched and heard. Hint: they all Involve dogs. They also play some games you might find at a 90’s slumber party, learn about unique phobias and rank their favorite french fries.
Show Notes:
Ben Platt - Grow As We Go | YouTube
Dear Evan Hansen - You Will Be Found | YouTube
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Coast by Rocket to Anywhere
Sofia: Parks and Recreation
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - Emulation Sleeping Dogs 🐶
00:02:55 - FU: Toy Story 4 🎥
00:05:00 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:07:40 - Unique Phobias 😨
00:10:25 - Joke Time 😆
00:13:44 - 90’s Slumber Party Games 🎲
00:25:30 - Sad Movies and Music 😢
00:36:07 - Recommendations of the Week
00:38:57 - Goodbyes 👋
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#60: My Thinker Had a Thought (Just Add Magic Season 4!)
Just Add Magic season 4 is finally here! Corban and Sofia spend over an hour discussing the final season of what could be one of the best TV shows of all time. They also take some time to talk about their newly found passion of watching police chases.
Show Notes:
Script For Cut Scene From “The Penultimate Peril”
#45: I Cain’t Do That (Amazon Studios’ Just Add Magic) | Rocket to Anywhere
Ep. 80: “I Was the Red Robin” | Roderick on the Line (Language Warning!)
#58: My House Is Made out of Newspaper (BOZ the Bear)
How Corban Met Josh and Kevin + A Quick History of The Inner Tube (feat. Trube Fan Jeff Ross!)
Grip and Electric - Forever Tonight | YouTube (Content Warning!)
Criminal Jumps Onto Moving Train To Escape Police! | YouTube
RAW VIDEO: Bank robbery suspects throw cash from getaway vehicle | ABC7
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Should’ve Could’ve Would’ve - Corban Garcia | YouTube
Sofia: wwwy2000 | YouTube (Car chase channel.)
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - HARDCORE PARKOUR 🐿️
00:02:42 - FU: The Penultimate Peril (Cut Scene) 🎥
00:09:03 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:10:41 - Victual: Word of the Week 📕
00:13:51 - Joke Time! 😆
00:16:43 - Just Add Magic Season 4 ✨
01:06:33 - Car Chases and High School Musical 🚓
01:11:18 - Goodbyes 👋
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#59: PERSPECTIVE (A Series of Unfortunate Events S3 feat. James Stephenson)
Today, Corban is joined by his friend James to discuss (but mostly gripe) about season three of Netflix's adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events. They also take some time to complain about French and tell some jokes.
Show Notes:
Jusqu’auboutiste | Oxford Dictionaries
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Listen to the “Unfortunate Associates” podcast.
James: The West Wing
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - Introduction
00:03:32 - Follow Up
00:04:21 - Thought(s) of the Week
00:06:46 - Jusqu’auboutiste: Word of the Day
00:08:57 - Joke Time
00:14:03 - A Series of Unfortunate Events S3
00:58:32 - Recommendations of the Week
01:00:37 - Goodbyes
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
#58: My House Is Made out of Newspaper (BOZ the Bear)
It’s a Christmas MIRACLE! Corban and Sofia return to talk about another completely obscure, early 2000s kid’s show: “Boz: The Green Bear Next Door”! They spend this hour telling life stories they have associated with the said “green bear”.
Show Notes:
The Dooley and Pals Show | Wikipedia
All I Want For Christmas Is You But It’s Off Key
Schadenfreude | Merriam-Webster
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Watch “Say Goodnight Kevin’s” Donkey Ollie Reviews
Sofia: Watch Boz!
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - Bongo Rod and the Coconut Hut Radio Show 🌴
00:07:42 - "The Nutcracker" & "Ralph Breaks the Internet" 📽️
00:17:04 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:20:42 - Schadenfreude: Learn a Word 📕
00:28:39 - Joke Time 😆
00:30:02 - BOZ: The Green Bear Next Door 🐻
01:05:09 - Recommendations of the Week 📝
01:07:36 - Goodbyes 👋
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
#57: Cheapness is Our Thing (Excuses Schmexcuses)
After a two month hiatus, Corban and Sofia are back! In this episode, Corban won’t stop giving excuses for the pair’s absence while Sofia won’t stop blaming Corban for it.
Show Notes:
PBS KIDS Announces New Series LUNA AROUND THE WORLD
How NASA Broadcast Neil Armstrong Live from the Moon | Popular Science
TNMI 5: Board Games, “Porcupine Necktie” and Jokes
The one thing you don’t touch… | /r/dankchristianmemes
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Listen to “All I Want for Christmas Is You, But It’s Off Key”
Sofia: Eat Some Chocolate Chips
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enNovember 03, 2018
TNMI 5: Board Games, "Porcupine Necktie" and Jokes
In this outtakes episode: Corban brings you a conversation about board games with Chip Amber, some leftover jokes with Sofia, and a dramatized reading of the short story “Porcupine Necktie” by Jerry Spinelli.
Show Notes:
#56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess)
#36: That’s Just Comedy (A Look at 3 Amazon Original Pilots)
Stargirl: Novel by Jerry Spinelli
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Music:
Background: Going Up by Strick Sounds
Porcupine Necktie: I Miss You by Katuchat