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    • Discover hidden savings and declutter your lifeSpring cleaning can lead to financial savings by discovering affordable options and decluttering your physical space, bringing joy and connection through a more carefree attitude.

      Spring cleaning can bring about a sense of clarity and surprise, much like discovering more affordable options for everyday expenses. For instance, switching to Mint Mobile for wireless service can save significant amounts of money, offering unlimited talk, text, and data for just $15 a month. This small change can lead to larger savings and improved financial situation. Additionally, embracing a more carefree attitude, as exemplified by the unique morning routine of a favorite speaker, can bring joy and connection to daily life. So, consider the benefits of both decluttering your physical space and exploring cost-effective solutions, as well as embracing a more lighthearted approach to life.

    • Preferences and desires in relationshipsPeople have unique relationship preferences and desires, including decisiveness, assertiveness, shared interests, compatibility, and potential changes in priorities as they age.

      People have unique preferences and desires in relationships and partnerships. The speaker expresses a preference for decisiveness and assertiveness in a partner, while also mentioning a dislike for ambiguity and indecisiveness. The conversation also touches upon the importance of shared interests and compatibility, as well as the idea that as people age, their priorities and desires may change. The speaker also jokes about the idea of being with someone for financial reasons, but only if they are willing to fulfill certain needs. Overall, the conversation highlights the complexity and diversity of human relationships and desires.

    • Dennis Hoff's Unconventional Win in Nevada ElectionA 72-year-old brothel owner and television personality, inspired by Trump's 'Art of the Deal', won an election by providing women with housing, rent, and amenities in a mutually beneficial arrangement, despite being a controversial figure due to his unconventional business model.

      Dennis Hoff, a deceased 72-year-old brothel owner and television personality, won an election in Nevada's 36th assembly district, despite his unconventional business model. Hoff, who was inspired by Donald Trump's "The Art of the Deal," provided women with a house, rent, and other amenities, creating a mutually beneficial arrangement. Although he was far from a traditional pimp, he was still a controversial figure. Despite his age and appearance, he saw himself as an exchange for the youth and attractiveness of the women who worked for him. This exchange, he believed, was a good one. The discussion also touched upon Hoff's appearance, with one participant expressing their amusement at his unattractiveness and age. The conversation ended with a light-hearted exchange about phone cases and the fear of opening new technology.

    • Perspectives on Sex Work and Personal PreferencesEveryone has unique preferences and comfort levels when it comes to sexual experiences. Respect each other's choices and boundaries, even if they don't align with our own.

      The discussion revolved around the topic of sex work and personal preferences. The speakers expressed their views on the legality and morality of prostitution, sharing various perspectives. Some saw it as a mutually beneficial arrangement, while others found it strange or even disturbing. The conversation also touched upon the different experiences people have had with sex workers and the unexpected encounters on social media. Ultimately, it became clear that everyone has unique preferences and comfort levels when it comes to sexual experiences. While some may enjoy the raw and explicit nature of certain encounters, others may prefer more subtle and discreet interactions. It's essential to respect each other's choices and boundaries, even if they don't align with our own.

    • A mix of serious and lighthearted topics including shadowbanned users, explicit content, news stories, and personal experiencesDuring a conversation, various topics such as shadowbanned users, explicit content, news stories, and personal experiences were discussed, highlighting the diversity and unpredictability of online interactions.

      The discussion touched upon various topics, including a shadowbanned user, explicit content, and news stories. The user described a video of a man's aggressive behavior and expressed surprise at a legislator's actions during a Zoom meeting. They also shared a news article about recycled condoms being sold as new in Vietnam. Additionally, the conversation included a humorous story about swearing parrots and an update on Mark's tits, with a revelation that some men enjoy having their nipples sucked. Overall, the conversation was filled with a mix of serious and lighthearted topics.

    • Elephant Enema and Football TalkA surprising conversation covered elephant enema, Buffalo Bills' progress, and abandoning sex work, ending with an unusual offer.

      The discussion revolved around a bizarre clip involving an elephant and its enema, with the participants expressing surprise and amusement at various aspects of the scene. They noted the elephant's seemingly content expression and discussed the logistics of wearing underwear with the elephant's anatomy in mind. The conversation then shifted to the Buffalo Bills' progress in the football playoffs, and the hosts made plans to attend a potential Super Bowl or parade. Additionally, one of the hosts discussed abandoning sex work due to a lack of creative fulfillment. The conversation ended with a comedian named Anthony DeVito offering to take one of the hosts to a garbage dump in exchange for sex and reproduction. Overall, the conversation was filled with a mix of humor, surprise, and casual banter.

    • Unconventional Radio Contests: Intimate Encounters and Hobos with CarsRadio contests from the past offered extreme and unpredictable experiences, but practical issues and audience preferences have led to more curated and on-demand content today.

      The discussion revolved around unconventional radio contest ideas involving provocative and extreme experiences. The speakers joked about a contest where a winner would be brought to a tent and subjected to intimate encounters, and another idea involved a hobo with a geo tracker who would win a car but face tax issues. These ideas showcased the wild and unpredictable nature of radio contests from the past, where listeners could stumble upon maniacal hosts and interactive experiences that were not scripted or planned. However, the practical issues of taxes and financial constraints put limitations on such contests. Nowadays, traditional radio feels less raw and interactive as listeners have shifted to on-demand platforms and curated content.

    • Entertaining News Discussions with an Unknowing Co-hostHost finds humor in discussing overlooked news with an uninformed co-host, and enjoys the unique dynamic, while also appreciating a singer's podcast performance.

      The speaker on the podcast is hosting a show where they discuss important news that often gets overlooked by mainstream media, and they bring an unknowing co-host who is not well-versed in various topics. The speaker finds humor in this dynamic and uses it to add an entertaining twist to their news-focused show. The speaker also shared their amusement over a misunderstanding regarding a particular NFL quarterback, Russell Wilson, and his new nickname. Despite the co-host's lack of sports knowledge, the speaker believes it doesn't hinder the listening experience. Additionally, the speaker shared their fascination with a singer's performance on a podcast, appreciating his body and his music, and speculating about his image and potential fanbase.

    • Discovering Talents Based on Appearance Before PerformanceExploring a new approach to talent discovery by evaluating contestants based on appearance before hearing them perform could lead to discovering unique talents that might have been overlooked otherwise.

      The group is discussing the idea of discovering new talents through an online platform, similar to America's Got Talent, but with a twist. Instead of judging contestants based on their performances, they would evaluate them based on their appearance before hearing them sing. This concept was inspired by a past experience where one of them, FedSmoker, attempted to get a car dealership to sponsor him but was rejected. The group finds the idea intriguing and believes it could lead to discovering unique talents that might have been overlooked otherwise. They also share a humorous anecdote about an encounter with a busy car dealership manager who refused to sponsor FedSmoker. The group finds the experience hilarious and sees the potential in this new approach to talent discovery.

    • Respecting privacy and propertyRespecting others' privacy and property is crucial. Derogatory comments are not acceptable when asked to leave someone's space.

      Respecting people's privacy and property is essential. The conversation between the two individuals revolved around the former asking the latter to leave his property, leading to a heated exchange. The reason for the request was the private nature of the property. The situation escalated when the person being asked to leave started making derogatory comments. The importance of respecting privacy and property was emphasized throughout the interaction. Additionally, the conversation touched upon the challenges of maintaining social connections during the pandemic and the importance of humor in difficult times. The individuals ended the conversation on a friendly note, with plans to attend comedy shows and engage in podcast listening. Overall, the conversation underscored the importance of respecting boundaries and maintaining a sense of humor in everyday interactions.

    • DoorDash's Alcohol Delivery Service and an Entertaining StoryEnjoy top-shelf drinks at home with DoorDash's alcohol delivery service and save money using the code y m h 24. Hear an amusing story about improvising a scene on set from Steve Burns.

      DoorDash offers a wide selection of alcoholic beverages, including beer, wine, mixers, and more, which can be delivered to your door with a discount using the code y m h 24. This service is perfect for those who want to save money while enjoying top-shelf drinks, whether for an event or a quiet night in. The discussion also revealed an amusing anecdote from the writer and director, Steve Burns, about an incident from one of his films where he had to improvise a scene while driving an LAPD vehicle on set, almost causing an accident. Despite the potential danger, Burns embraced the opportunity and delivered some "vulgar" lines, adding to the film's authenticity. Overall, DoorDash's alcohol delivery service and Burns' entertaining story demonstrate the convenience and excitement that come with these modern-day offerings.

    • A candid conversation about past experiences and vulnerabilityThey shared stories of past encounters with women, acknowledging the importance of vulnerability and acceptance in relationships, and reflecting on the impact of aging and mortality.

      The conversation between the two individuals revolved around past experiences, specifically encounters with women who were described as having distinct appearances and hygiene levels. They reminisced about their encounters, some of which involved regret or humor. The speakers also discussed their own bodies and the acceptance of their partners' flaws. Another theme that emerged was the idea of vulnerability and openness, as they shared stories that were once kept private. Additionally, they acknowledged the impact of aging and mortality, and the importance of living life authentically. The conversation also touched upon the topic of humor and the role it plays in their performances as comedians. Overall, the conversation was a reflection of their experiences, thoughts, and the human condition.

    • The importance of open communication in relationshipsOpenly discussing uncomfortable topics and respecting boundaries can build trust and strengthen relationships.

      Communication and honesty are key elements in maintaining a healthy and respectful relationship. The conversation between the speakers reveals various quirks and habits they have in their own relationships, but the underlying theme is the importance of not hiding certain aspects of oneself from one's partner. For instance, passing gas or having diarrhea are natural bodily functions, but some people might feel embarrassed or ashamed to discuss them with their significant other. However, the speakers argue that ignoring these issues or hiding them could lead to a sense of dishonesty and disconnection in the relationship. Instead, they suggest that open communication and a willingness to discuss even the most uncomfortable topics can help build trust and strengthen the bond between partners. Additionally, the speakers also touch upon the idea of respecting each other's boundaries and privacy, which is essential for maintaining a healthy and harmonious relationship. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of open and honest communication in fostering a strong and fulfilling partnership.

    • Sharing stories of family road trips and unexpected incidentsFinding joy and laughter in everyday experiences, especially during family road trips, is essential for bonding and entertainment.

      Music and road trips are a cherished source of entertainment and bonding for families, despite the unexpected challenges that come with traveling with young children. The speaker shares amusing anecdotes about his own experiences with his kids, including their curiosity and mischievous behavior during car rides. However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when the speaker observes a political figure, Jerry Nadler, seemingly experiencing an embarrassing incident during a public event. The speaker and his interlocutor speculate humorously about the incident, adding to the lighthearted tone of the conversation. Ultimately, the conversation underscores the importance of finding joy and laughter in everyday experiences, even when faced with unexpected challenges.

    • Unexpected experiences and their outcomesLife's surprises can lead to new connections and adventures, but how we respond determines the outcome.

      Life can surprise us with unexpected situations, and how we handle them can define our experiences. The speaker shares a story of an embarrassing incident where he accidentally soiled himself in public, but instead of letting it ruin his night, he managed to turn it around and make a connection with a woman. Later, he found himself in a dangerous situation when he unknowingly slept with a married woman, and had to escape before her husband returned. These experiences, though initially uncomfortable, ultimately led to new encounters and adventures. It's important to remember that mistakes and mishaps are a natural part of life, and how we respond to them can determine the outcome.

    • Importance of Communication and Reliability in Professional RelationshipsClear communication, respecting schedules, and reliability are essential for maintaining productive working relationships. Unpredictable behavior and failure to show up can disrupt schedules and impact project execution.

      Communication and reliability are crucial in maintaining a productive working relationship. The speaker shared an experience of working with a colleague who frequently failed to show up for recording sessions, causing disruptions to the schedule and impacting the release of their podcast. The colleague's unpredictability made it challenging for the team to plan and execute their projects efficiently. Additionally, the colleague's behavior was further illustrated through an anecdote about his excessive drinking habits, which were unexpected and could potentially create uncomfortable situations. Overall, the importance of clear communication, respect for schedules, and reliability cannot be overstated in any professional or personal setting.

    • A summer of comedy, baseball, and loveDiscovering Bert Kreischer's hidden talents and cherishing past friendships brought laughter and nostalgia.

      The speaker shared a nostalgic story about his summer spent with comedians, playing baseball and trying to pick up girls from Ohio State at The Comedy Store. A notable experience during this time was discovering Bert Kreischer's athleticism, as he effortlessly hit a bullseye with a bow and arrow. The conversation also touched upon the passage of time and the changes that come with it, as well as the speaker's past experiences with women. Although some stories involved questionable decisions, the overall sentiment was one of fondness for the past and the camaraderie shared with his friends.

    • Life experiences add depth to our storiesEmbrace all experiences, good or bad, as they contribute to personal growth and the complexity of our stories

      Life experiences, no matter how embarrassing or seemingly insignificant, add richness and texture to our stories. The speaker reflects on various encounters from their past, acknowledging that while some stories may be worse than others, they all contribute to the complexity of their personal narrative. Whether it's making a mistake with a friend's aunt or discovering an unexpected talent, these experiences shape who we are and help us grow. The speaker also touches upon the idea of comfortability and the importance of pushing through challenges to discover new abilities and connections. Ultimately, the speaker's musings highlight the value of embracing life's ups and downs and recognizing that each experience, good or bad, plays a role in our personal growth.

    • Unique talents boost confidence and open opportunitiesEmbracing unconventional skills can lead to recognition and personal growth, as well as the importance of perseverance and standing out in a crowd.

      Having a unique talent or skill, no matter how unconventional, can significantly boost confidence and open doors to opportunities. This was emphasized in the conversation about a woman's ability to jump over a car, which helped her overcome shyness and gain recognition. The speaker also acknowledged the importance of embracing one's differences and using them to stand out. The conversation touched on various topics, including the power of social media, the importance of perseverance, and the challenges faced by female entertainers in different parts of the world. Despite the humorous tone, the underlying message was clear: having a unique talent or skill can be a valuable asset in life.

    • Creativity and determination lead to realizing dreamsStay committed to goals, use creativity to overcome obstacles, and persistently work towards achieving dreams

      Creativity and determination can lead to the realization of one's dreams, even when faced with challenges. The speaker in this conversation shared a clever hack for buttoning up tight jeans using a shoelace. He also discussed the making of his movie, "The Comedian," which started as an exercise in writing and eventually became a successful film. The speaker explained that he wrote the script and persistently worked on it for eight months until it was financed and produced. Despite his lack of experience in directing, he was given the opportunity to do so due to the story being based on his own experiences. Through hard work and a willingness to learn, he was able to successfully direct the film. This story highlights the importance of staying committed to one's goals and utilizing creativity to overcome obstacles.

    • Trusting the process and improvising during unexpected situationsAs a first-time director, trust the process and let talents improvise during unexpected situations to add depth and authenticity to the production.

      Even as a first-time director, it's important to stay calm and focused during film production, even when unexpected situations arise. The speaker shares an anecdote about forgetting to say "action" during a scene with actors Jimmy Fallon and Peter Billingsley. Despite feeling nervous and unsure, he learned to trust the process and let the actors improvise. Additionally, he emphasizes the importance of recognizing and appreciating the talents and experiences of those around you, such as Billingsley's association with "A Christmas Story" and his role in producing the original "Iron Man." These moments added depth and authenticity to the production. Overall, the experience taught him to trust himself and the team, and to embrace the unexpected.

    • A man's quest for a cock pocket in his leggings and other random topicsFollowing sewing rules is crucial for successful modifications, and intervening in others' conflicts may not always be the best solution.

      A man named "my bears say Yeah" is seeking advice on modifying leggings to include a cock pocket, but encounters various challenges along the way. The conversation also touches on other topics, including a news story about Chris Christie and a goth woman causing a scene in a restaurant. The man's request for advice on sewing a pocket into his leggings led to a discussion about the importance of following sewing rules and the potential risks of not doing so. The conversation then shifted to a news story about Chris Christie, who was criticized for his handling of a scandal involving Baskin Robbins in Jersey. The conversation also included a tangent about a goth woman causing a scene in a restaurant due to her appearance and persona clashing with the owner's Christian beliefs. The man sharing the story expressed a desire to intervene and defend the woman. Throughout the conversation, the man's friends were mentioned, implying that he has few close relationships and that those he does have have abandoned him due to his sexual preferences. The conversation also touched on the man's past as a goth, with him sharing stories of his experiences and the reactions of others to his appearance and behavior.

    • Human desire for validation and attention, even in negative formsPeople find appeal in negative reactions and aggressive behavior as a source of validation and attention

      People often seek validation and attention, even if it comes in the form of negative reactions. This was evident in the conversation where the speaker discussed her goth past and how she enjoyed the reactions of being called a "demonic bitch" or "Satan." She acknowledged that these reactions gave her a thrill and were a part of the goth subculture. Additionally, the speaker mentioned her admiration for a man running for congress who used threats on his TikTok account, suggesting that she finds appeal in aggressive and confrontational behavior. Overall, the conversation highlighted the complexities of human desire for validation and attention, even if it comes in unexpected or negative forms.

    • Exploring the Unique Approach to Dating and AttractionPeople have diverse ways of approaching relationships and attraction, with some using money and upfrontness, raising questions about authenticity and sustainability.

      The discussion revolves around the behavior and preferences of a particular individual when it comes to relationships and attraction. The person in question has a unique approach to dating, which involves using money and being upfront about his intentions. He also seems to have a certain type and is not afraid to express his desires. However, his methods and attitudes raise questions about the authenticity and sustainability of such relationships. The conversation also touches upon the idea of people using social media to connect and create challenges, which can lead to various reactions and outcomes. Ultimately, the discussion highlights the complexity and diversity of human relationships and the different ways people navigate them.

    • Technology struggles and unexpected humor in family communicationDespite technology enabling closer connections, communication barriers can lead to frustration and misunderstandings. Finding humor and positivity can help bridge these gaps and strengthen relationships.

      Technology can bring people closer, but communication barriers can still exist, leading to frustration and misunderstandings. The conversation between the speaker and his parents illustrates this, as they struggle to use FaceTime effectively and end up getting annoyed with each other. However, the speaker also shares a humorous story about capturing his mother's unexpected fart on video, which went viral and even attracted business offers. Despite the challenges, the speaker finds joy in connecting with his parents and creating content for his YouTube channel, showcasing the importance of finding humor and positivity in everyday life.

    • A man with a speech impediment starts a business selling 'Queens above 18' merchandisePersonality and presentation can overcome unconventional circumstances in business, even with a speech impediment.

      A man, who goes by the name of "Brownie" and has a distinctive speech impediment, is trying to start a business selling "Queens above 18" merchandise. Despite his unconventional presentation, he is able to convince a woman to join his team, and she is impressed by his larger-than-life persona and social media presence. The business pitch involves selling muscle shirts with the slogan "Queens above 18" printed on them. Brownie's unique sales pitch, despite his speech impediment, is able to capture the attention of potential customers and employees. The woman is initially skeptical but is eventually won over by Brownie's charisma and the potential of the business. This story illustrates the power of personality and presentation in business, even when faced with unconventional circumstances.

    • Unexpected sides of personalities revealed in conversationsPeople's complexities and desires for connection shine through in conversations, regardless of their backgrounds or circumstances.

      The conversation between individuals, whether in person or through letters, can reveal unexpected sides of their personalities. This was evident in the prison talks recorded, where the men, despite their criminal backgrounds, shared their desires for friendship and connection. The conversation also showcased the unique and sometimes absurd aspects of everyday life, such as a senator in Argentina being caught on Zoom with a woman on his lap during an official meeting. Additionally, the men expressed their interests and hobbies, revealing their individuality beyond their criminal identities. The exchange served as a reminder that people are complex and multifaceted, and that meaningful connections can be formed even in unexpected places.

    • Denver International Airport's Controversial Art and SymbolsThe Denver International Airport is known for its intriguing and controversial art installations, with some believing they represent Satanism and phallic shapes.

      The Denver International Airport is filled with controversial art and symbols, according to conspiracy theories. Some believe these symbols represent Satanism and phallic shapes. For instance, the blue horse statue and the airport's layout are said to have phallic features. Additionally, the Obama campaign logo was criticized for having satanic undertones due to its design. These theories have gained popularity through various media outlets, including YouTube videos and podcasts. While some people find these interpretations intriguing, others dismiss them as baseless conspiracy theories. Regardless, the Denver International Airport continues to be a subject of fascination and debate due to its unique and intriguing art installations.

    • Recalibrating a character's likability in a filmUnexpected audience response can lead to changes in a film's production, such as enhancing a dislikable character's likability to maintain audience investment.

      During the production of a film, the creators may face unexpected challenges and need to make adjustments based on audience response. In this particular case, an initially dislikable character named Jimmy, played by Steve, was so endearing and fun in his scenes that audiences became invested in him. The creators had to recalibrate the story to maintain his likability throughout. The film, "The War with Grandpa," is now available in theaters in some areas and on VOD everywhere. Steve's scene, where Jimmy's true nature is revealed, was a fun and revealing moment for the character, and Steve's performance was much appreciated by the cast and crew. The closing song for the podcast was "Feathering It" by Hen Dog.

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    SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). https://Gametime.co - Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. What’s up, chomos?! We open the show with a real banger of a track and because Tommy Bunz celebrated a birthday a little while ago, this week we’re going to get around and celebrate it! The YMH producers gathered a team of special well wishers and put together a birthday shoutout for Tom to watch including the likes of RPC, The King, Gene & Nick Simmons, and even Ernie Hudson just to name a few. Other fun stuff covered in this episode include, choosing a life partner, women’s prisons, #FartWalk, swearing in other languages, and we also found a dating site for Disney adults! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 759 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Coming Up In May w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 758

    Coming Up In May w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 758
    SPONSORS: - Download DoorDash and get 25% off your next alcohol order of $35 or more, up to $15 off max value. For eligible users only. Terms apply. For eligible users only. Terms apply. Must be 21+ to order alcohol. Drink responsibly. Delivery and promotions available only in select markets. - Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse Put down Grandpa's cough medicine, it's a new episode of Your Mom's House with Tim and Kirsten! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P open the show by being serenaded by Gary Busey. They go off on some gross food video clips, before following up on an underdog story that happened because of some knucklehead soccer players in Thailand. They also do some accent work and look up the meanings behind some English words with French origins. Comedian and podcaster Harland Williams joins the Main Mommies and his hair is looking great! He's got a new movie coming out and he shares some fun stories from his very first movie role in "Dumb and Dumber". They also talk about the new plus size section at Target, "Terminator 2", aging, Naked Martin, and some natural health benefits from the Double Soul Shaman. And just to butter him up, Harland also reacts to some classic Horrible or Hilarious clips! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 758 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    The Best of Both Worlds w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 757
    SPONSORS: - Get up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Hi Mommies! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P have some new music tastes to talk about before opening the show with a guy who has a size question for all the ladies out there. They then show a video clip of their fully customized bathroom. This is the kinda guy ya gettin. Tom also plays a snippet from an old YMH episode where he predicts how his nose would turn out as an older man and then plays a clip of an old man senator having fun with some old timey words. Comedian and podcaster Ian Fidance joins the Main Mommies and he recently dropped a new comedy special "Wild, Happy & Free" which led to him filling out his childhood fantasy of being a ghostbuster and filming at the firehouse from the movie. Ian debates Tim and Kristin about his bisexuality, specifically the male kind, and determine if it's cap. They check-in with the Double Soul Shaman, check out Christina's new footwear choices, and play a quick would you rather, before getting into some of Christina's infamous TikTok curations. Are bi dudes cap? Chime in below! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 757 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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