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    603 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    enMay 12, 2021

    Podcast Summary

    • Discovering hidden gems brings renewal and savingsSpring cleaning brings a sense of renewal, while discovering affordable phone plans from Mint Mobile saves money.

      Spring cleaning can bring unexpected clarity and savings, just like discovering more affordable phone plans. The speaker's favorite part of spring cleaning is the sense of renewal and wonder that comes after completing the task. Similarly, they were surprised to find out about Mint Mobile's affordable wireless plans and have been saving money at their office since making the switch. To enjoy unlimited talk, text, and data for $15 a month, new customers can visit mintmobile.com/mom and make a $45 upfront payment. The conversation then shifted to a humorous anecdote about a lady in a pornographic scene, but the main takeaway still holds true - discovering hidden gems, whether it's a cleaner home or a more affordable phone plan, can bring about a sense of excitement and satisfaction. Additionally, the speakers announced the release of their live show at YMHStudios.com/rentals on May 14th, inviting the audience to join them for a fun and electric experience. Overall, the conversation emphasized the importance of discovering hidden gems and the joy that comes with it, whether it's through spring cleaning, discovering affordable phone plans, or attending live shows.

    • Christina's Frustration with a Man at the Bar and His AlcoholismChristina shares her experiences with an alcoholic man at a bar and reflects on her father's efforts to help an alcoholic employee, highlighting the complexities and misunderstandings surrounding alcoholism

      The discussion revolves around Christina P's upcoming comedy shows in various locations and her experiences with a man at a bar. Christina expresses frustration with his slow reading and blocking of cameras during a rehearsal, leading to a conversation about alcoholism. She shares an anecdote about her father, who owned a forklift business and hired an alcoholic employee, whom he later helped recover. The man in the bar is depicted as a mess, and there are hints of his advanced age and the toll alcohol has taken on his body. The conversation also touches on the stigma surrounding alcoholism and how it is often misunderstood.

    • Individual health practices and preferencesEveryone has unique health habits and preferences, including those that may be considered unconventional or unhealthy. It's important to respect individual choices and acknowledge the diversity of approaches to health and hydration.

      People have unique habits and preferences when it comes to their health and hydration. Some individuals, like the man discussed who has lived a long life consuming alcohol and unconventional beverages, continue to survive despite unhealthy choices. Others, like the speaker's father, have strong aversions to traditional sources of hydration like water. The speaker expresses amusement and disbelief at their family members' choices, but acknowledges that everyone has the right to make their own health decisions. Another interesting observation made in the conversation is the perceived incompatibility of exercise and drinking, with the speaker expressing fatigue and a desire to nap after consuming alcohol during the day. Overall, the conversation highlights the diversity of individual health practices and the importance of respecting personal choices.

    • Celebrating Societal Expectations vs. Personal FreedomIndividuals should be free to do what they want, whenever they want, without societal pressure or shame, and push back against trivial 'social justice' issues.

      The speaker believes that celebrating certain holidays or engaging in specific behaviors based on societal expectations, such as 4:20 or Valentine's Day, can be silly and unnecessary. Instead, individuals should be free to do what they want, whenever they want, without feeling the need to conform to societal norms or be shamed for their choices. The speaker also expresses frustration with people, like Demi Lovato, who use their influence to criticize and shame businesses or individuals for not meeting their personal standards, particularly when it comes to diet culture or other seemingly insignificant issues. Ultimately, the speaker advocates for acceptance and freedom of choice, and encourages pushing back against societal pressures and the "social justice warriors" who have "jumped the shark" by focusing on trivial matters.

    • Friendship and growing upLife moves on regardless of special days and milestones, and it's important to prioritize health and friendships as adults.

      Life goes on regardless of special days like Mother's Day or birthdays. A friend of the comedian shares his dreams, some of which do not include the comedian, making him feel less important. The comedian also shares an experience of having his birthday announced to a room full of adults during a performance. He reflects on how as adults, we don't get to take days off for birthdays or other milestones like we used to. The conversation then shifts to the topic of erectile dysfunction and how telemedicine platforms like HIMSS make it easier to access treatment from the comfort of one's home. The comedian then shares an embarrassing story about finding shrapnel in his makeup, which he later discovers was from his friend trimming his beard in the same area. Overall, the conversation touches on the themes of friendship, growing up, and the importance of taking care of one's health.

    • Mindful communication and considerationClear communication and considering others' feelings can prevent misunderstandings and inconveniences.

      Communication and consideration are key to avoiding misunderstandings and inconveniences. The discussion revolves around small incidents, such as using a hairdryer to remove hair from the bathroom counter and receiving only one earring in an order. These incidents led to frustration and disappointment, highlighting the importance of clear communication and considering the potential impact of one's actions on others. Additionally, the conversation touches on the absurdity of certain business practices and the importance of respecting cultural sensitivities. Overall, the conversation underscores the importance of being mindful of how our actions and words can affect those around us.

    • Expressing Authenticity and Living FullyPeople find joy in unique ways, from expressing love and having sex, to pushing back against societal norms and embracing new experiences. Celebrate your individuality and seek out new adventures.

      People have unique ways to feel alive and express themselves. During a conversation, the speakers discussed various things they need to do to feel alive, such as eating food, expressing love, having sex, and exercising. One speaker also mentioned a male tendency to "fuck somebody up," but emphasized the importance of pushing back against societal nonsense. The conversation also touched on the importance of understanding and celebrating cultural differences, as well as the excitement of receiving thoughtful gifts for birthdays. An unexpected topic that emerged was Seadoo racing, a high-speed water sport that one of the speakers had experienced in high school. Overall, the conversation highlighted the importance of living authentically, expressing oneself, and embracing new experiences.

    • Discussing Extravagant Gift Ideas for a Friend's BirthdayFriends go to great lengths to find meaningful and exciting gifts for each other, even if the ideas are extravagant and expensive.

      The conversation between the speakers revolves around extravagant gift ideas for a friend's birthday. They discuss various options such as a jet pack, a hunting buggy with mounted guns, and even a Lamborghini. However, the cost of these gifts becomes a concern, with some reaching exorbitant prices. Despite the financial strain, they continue to brainstorm ideas, showing their deep friendship and commitment to finding the perfect gift. The conversation also reveals their shared sense of adventure and love for dangerous activities. Overall, the conversation highlights the lengths people will go to for their friends and the importance of finding meaningful and exciting gifts.

    • Discussing Bert's Wishes and Well-beingConsidering others' happiness and well-being involves addressing their desires and potential risks, from communal dining to personal relaxation and health.

      The discussion revolved around various gifts and desires of a man named Bert, ranging from a cooktop table for communal dining to a potential hunting buggy and even a bunker. His friend was considering fulfilling these requests, but also raised concerns about potential risks and legal issues. Another topic that emerged was the importance of relaxation and proper bathroom habits, as discussed in the context of a friend's experience with pelvic floor exercises. Despite the seemingly unrelated topics, the conversation remained connected through the theme of considering others' happiness and well-being.

    • Experiences and preferences of bodily functions: defecation and sneezingPersonal experiences with bidets and their impact on bowel movements, enthusiasm for sneezing, importance of preparation and relaxation, and role of physical fitness in bodily functions.

      Our discussion revolved around the experiences and preferences related to bodily functions, specifically defecation and sneezing. The speaker shared his personal experience with using a bidet and how it affects his bowel movements. He also expressed his enthusiasm for sneezing and its place in his hierarchy of good feels, ranking it just below orgasm and defecation. The conversation also touched upon the importance of being prepared and relaxed during such moments, and how physical fitness, particularly core strength, plays a role in the ease and efficiency of these functions. Overall, the conversation was lighthearted and humorous, showcasing the human tendency to find humor and connection in shared experiences.

    • A candid conversation about indulgent foods and comedy preferencesThe speaker shares their love for indulgent foods like bacon, egg, and cheese croissants, donuts, and waffles, and their fondness for comedians Robert Paul Campbell and Ed Asner, despite his inappropriate storytelling.

      This conversation reveals the speaker's love for indulgent foods, particularly bacon, egg, and cheese croissants, donuts, and waffles, despite the potential negative health consequences. The speaker also expresses a preference for certain comedians, specifically Robert Paul Campbell and Ed Asner, with the latter being criticized for his lack of sexual sophistication and inappropriate storytelling. The conversation also includes an anecdote about a woman who has been waiting in the lobby for an extended period, and the speaker's reaction to her, involving dressing her and providing her with clothing. Overall, the conversation showcases the speaker's candid and humorous perspective on food and entertainment.

    • Assumptions based on appearances can lead to misunderstandings and unnecessary angerBe cautious about making assumptions based on appearances and communicate clearly to avoid misunderstandings.

      First impressions can be deceiving, and assumptions based on appearances can lead to misunderstandings and unnecessary anger. In the discussed situation, the speakers assumed that someone was sleeping in a chair in a building, only to find out later that it was a fake person used for a prank. This led to the speakers' anger and frustration, which could have been avoided if they had not jumped to conclusions based on appearances. Additionally, the conversation revealed that both speakers have strong reactions to pranks and have different perspectives on the meaning of certain words, such as "ho" and "ho slides." These misunderstandings added to the confusion and frustration. Overall, the conversation serves as a reminder to be cautious about making assumptions based on appearances and to communicate clearly to avoid misunderstandings.

    • Expressing Ourselves Unconventionally: Graffiti and Personal VideosPeople find unique ways to express themselves, from crude graffiti to personal videos, sparking conversations and emotions, even if controversial.

      People express themselves in various ways, whether it's through expensive fashion items, graffiti, or personal videos. Some find humor in the unexpected, while others may find it offensive. A man's video seeking companionship sparked some amusement in the previous discussion, and now, a group of individuals in Victoria, Canada, have been creating a buzz with their crude graffiti. The duo behind the tags started as an inside joke, and despite some controversy, they continue to add their unique mark to the city. Meanwhile, a man from Raleigh, Kansas, is still on his quest to find love, showcasing his homemade meatballs and long-distance intentions in his latest video. Ultimately, these individuals are making an impact, sparking excitement and conversation, even if it's through unconventional means.

    • The speaker values commitment and disdains unreliability in a partnerThe speaker seeks a partner who shares their long-term commitment to a project, like cooking spaghetti sauce, and disdains those who aren't reliable. They have a past experience of being the one doing the cooking and appreciate that skill in a partner. The speaker also values staying single and not getting divorced.

      The speaker in this conversation is looking for a partner who is committed, as shown by their long-cooking process for spaghetti sauce and their disdain for those who aren't reliable. They also have a unique and humorous way of expressing their thoughts. The conversation also reveals that they have a past relationship where they were the one doing the cooking, and they appreciate that skill in a partner. Additionally, they have a strong preference for staying single and not getting divorced, likely due to a desire to keep their belongings and raise their children themselves. The speaker also seems to have a good sense of humor and is open to trying new things, as shown by their willingness to get "faded" and have sex under a ceiling fan. Overall, the conversation provides insight into the speaker's personality and preferences in a partner.

    • Unexpected harm from animalsEncountering large animals can lead to unintended consequences, emphasizing the importance of respecting their power.

      Animals, especially large ones like elephants and fish, can cause unexpected harm to humans. The discussion revolved around two incidents where individuals encountered elephants and a large fish, leading to unintended consequences. The first incident involved a man getting swatted by an elephant's trunk while trying to pet it, while the second incident involved a man trying to feed a large fish and getting knocked out as a result. These incidents serve as reminders of the importance of respecting animals and their power. Additionally, the conversation touched upon the topic of lying and the potential consequences of deceit. The speakers also shared personal experiences of stress and moving to new places.

    • Navigating the Uncertainties of Major Life DecisionsMaking major life decisions can cause anxiety and uncertainty, but communication, understanding, and therapy can help navigate the complexities and uncertainties of relationships.

      Making a major life decision like moving to a new place can cause anxiety and uncertainty, even if it's for the best. The speaker in the conversation expresses her apprehension about moving their family from Texas to California, despite her friends' encouragement. She fears disrupting their lives and those of the people they would leave behind. However, she also acknowledges that they might have to stay for an extended period, like until their kids grow up. The uncertainty and anxiety are evident throughout the conversation, with the speaker expressing her fear of the unknown and her inability to understand the English accent in a clip they're listening to. Despite her anxiety, she tries to remain positive and believes that it will be great. The conversation also touches on the importance of communication and understanding in relationships, as well as the power of therapy in addressing relationship issues. The speaker expresses her surprise and enjoyment of the TV show "A Couples Therapy," which she initially thought would be lighter but found it to be deeply insightful. Overall, the conversation highlights the complexities and uncertainties of making major life decisions and the importance of communication, understanding, and therapy in navigating relationships.

    • Understanding unique relationship dynamicsRespecting differences in communication styles and priorities can lead to healthier relationships.

      Everyone's relationship dynamics and needs are unique. The discussion revolved around two couples from the Showtime show "Couples Therapy," where one man's high sex drive and another woman's constant communication needs were causing friction. While some might find these behaviors excessive or even crazy, understanding the reasons behind them can help us empathize and appreciate the complexity of human relationships. The man's need for daily sex is not just about physical gratification but also emotional connection, and the woman's desire for constant communication is rooted in her need for feeling connected and understood. As the speaker pointed out, it's essential to remember that men and women have different communication styles and priorities, and respecting these differences can lead to healthier and more fulfilling relationships.

    • Defending a Partner's Job and Generational DifferencesThe speaker proudly defended her partner's job and highlighted the importance of family time, while acknowledging generational differences and current trends.

      The speaker had an encounter with a woman who seemed to belittle her partner's job as an insurance broker. The speaker defended her partner and expressed pride in his hustle, even joking about his future aspirations to become a CEO. The conversation also touched on generational differences, with the speaker and her friend identifying as baby boomers and making references to TikTok and current trends. The conversation also showcased the speaker's protective and defensive nature towards her partner and her belief in the importance of family time on Sundays. The overall tone was lighthearted and conversational.

    • Exploring Goth Culture, COVID-19, and RelationshipsThe speaker shared insights on various aspects of popular culture, relationships, and their personal interests, including a potential return to the goth subculture, creating a song about COVID-19, and exploring the differences between hotwifing and cuckolding.

      The conversation touched on various topics including a potential return to the goth subculture, creating a song about COVID-19, and exploring the differences between hotwifing and cuckolding. The speaker expressed interest in some topics, such as the goth throwback and Harley Quinn, while expressing disinterest in others, like hotwifing and sex clubs. The conversation also showcased the speaker's unique perspective and sense of humor. Additionally, the speaker shared insights on various aspects of popular culture and relationships. Overall, the conversation was a lively and engaging exchange of ideas.

    • First impressions of polyamory community can be misleadingAvoid making sweeping generalizations about individuals in the polyamory community, approach each person as an individual, and recognize the importance of consent and the complexity of relationships.

      First impressions, especially in unfamiliar social situations or communities, can be misleading. The speakers in this conversation expressed a negative stereotype about the polyamory community, labeling them as "gross" or "disgusting" based on their limited experiences. However, it's essential to remember that not all individuals in the community fit this description. The speakers also acknowledged the rarity of encountering physically attractive individuals in the general population, making it even more challenging to find attractive partners within a specific community. It's important to avoid making sweeping generalizations and instead approach each person as an individual. Additionally, the conversation touched on the importance of consent and the complexity of relationships, highlighting that they can take various forms and that individuals may express their affections differently.

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    Worldwide, Alcohol Use Disorder kills 3.3 million people every year. It is the leading cause of death in working men around the world. Alcohol problems are responsible for 10 times the number of fatalities from all illicit drugs combined. Dr. John F. Kelly is a Professor of Psychiatry in Addiction Medicine at Harvard Medical School and Founder and Director of the Recovery Research Institute at the Massachusetts General Hospital (MGH). Dr. Kelly led the most rigorous scientific review of Alcoholics Anonymous performed to date. This review, published in the Cochrane Database of Systematic Reviews, is based on 27 rigorous studies (21 RCT's) done over the past 25 years, involving over 10,000 participants, 150 scientists and 67 institutions. The review reveals that AA and Twelve Step Facilitation not only perform as well as other interventions like CBT and Motivational Enhancement Therapy (MET), but actually do better at helping many more people achieve sustained continuous abstinence and remission. AA and Twelve Step Facilitation produce increased rates and lengths of abstinence when compared to other common treatments. Dr. Kelly shares the research behind why AA is so successful and how AA tends to benefit men and women differently. He draws from decades of scientific research to address the following questions: On average, how long does it take to achieve one year of continuous sobriety? How long does it take to rewire the brain during abstinence, thereby reducing the risk of Alcohol Use Disorder to that of the general population? When talking to a person with Alcohol Use Disorder in early sobriety, how would you explain the changes in his brain? Dr. Kelly offers hope as he comments on the percentage of people with Alcohol Use Disorder who actually achieve full sustained remission. Dr. Kelly normalizes ambivalence and explains how Motivational Interviewing can help move a person toward readiness to change. He shares the 5 most important factors that predict successful long term recovery. Dr. Kelly speaks to the suffering of family members and offers helpful suggestions. We discuss collegiate recovery programs and other sober support networks, like Smart Recovery. You won't want to miss an hour with brilliant Dr. John F Kelly, a man who has dedicated his entire career to scientific research aimed at helping people affected by Alcohol Use Disorder and their families fully recover and reclaim their lives.

    E86: How to Talk to Anyone (11 Tricks for Success)

    E86: How to Talk to Anyone (11 Tricks for Success)

    The question I'm asked most often is, "How do you talk to a stranger?" People assume you must be an extrovert to be successful at networking, but that's a myth!

    I share 11 tricks you can start using today that work in professional settings like business conferences, events, and meetings or social gatherings like parties or your next happy hour. 

    In this episode we discuss: 

    • Creating a meaningful connection with every interaction
    • Channeling your inner Tom Cruise
    • Nailing the 80% of an impression that happens before you even speak a word
    • Remembering personal details like Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) in The Devil Wears Prada
    • Answering the question, "What do you do for work?" in a way that drives connection

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    1261 A Peek into Your Heart

    1261 A Peek into Your Heart

    Once in a while, it's important to pause and reflect inwardly. A peek into your heart reveals where you've been and where you are going. But what about where you are now?

    Life gets so blown out of proportion. Running in circles to keep up with the busyness just to fit in where the world dictates you to go.

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    But how much of your life is living your purpose?

    I can't help but think that so many are leaving their dreams and what they long for because they are out of touch.

    A peek into your heart --- exactly what God ordered.

    A time to pause and reflect what you have been through. The pain you felt. The druthers of every day responsibilities. The questions of whether or not you will make it through the day.

    In that reflection, you will find that you did it. You made it to the next day.

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    So what's really holding you back from living your purpose? Not everything crumbles in one day.

    What keeps knocking on the door of your heart and distracting what God is placing before you?

    It's not easy to stay focused and driven by all the messiness you go through daily, good or bad.

    If only an overnight cream would blur away the wrinkles of shame, disappointment, frustration, and hurt felt and lived.

    A peek into your heart.

    What would your heart say?

    • Broken and hurting.
    • Wishing for something more.
    • Dreading the sunrise of the next day, because only more struggles are on the other side.
    • Hopeful, but completely worn out.

    Cries of the heart heard loudly.

    God hears you. But God has not abandoned you.

    You might be filling your day and time with stuff that clutters the airways to heaven. Maybe you have what it takes, but are missing how God wants you to put it all together; mind, body, and spirit.

    "For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." ~ Jeremiah 29:11

    What are the plans?

    What do you keep running back to wishing you had something much more?

    The K.I.S.S. ~ Peek into your heart!

    God doesn't keep a secret. It's just a matter of making time for Him so He can share His plans with you.

    Maybe it's getting up a little earlier to take a longer shower. Love the showerspirations!!

    Maybe it's getting back into the word where God has been calling you.

    Maybe it's letting go of the old, and welcoming in the new with no expectations.

    Maybe it's being you, all tattered, worn, rugged, and letting the tears roll down your cheeks and allowing God to embrace you right where you are.

    Feel His presence everywhere you go. Let Him peek into your heart!

    A heavenly hug here on earth!

    May your day be filled with heavenly joy. May your challenges fade into the sunset. Let God warm your heart and set you on the path to eternal bliss!

    "Be present. Be incredible. Be YOU!!!"

     

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    1040 Nature Does the Body Good

    1040 Nature Does the Body Good

    For years, people have been writing how nature does the body good. It can bring about kindness, happiness, and creativity within an individual.

    As a woman who loves being in nature, I find it fascinating.

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    If you want to live a meaningful life, incorporating nature into your day may seem trivial. But on the contrary, it has a profound impact on our mind, body, and spirit.

    Scientists are finding evidence that nature:

    • helps to reduce anxiety
    • helps to reduce brooding
    • helps to reduce stress
    • increases attention span and capacity
    • increases creativity
    • increases the ability to connect with people

    Researcher out of the University of Utah, David Strayer, says, "Now we are seeing changes in the brain and changes in the body that suggest we are physically and mentally more healthy when we are interacting with nature."

    So how much is nature included in your world?

    With our indoor, online, technology attractions, we tend to leave God's beauty, called nature, in the dust.

    How would your life change if you could live a happier, healthy, more creative life?

    What would it look like? How would the benefits outweigh what you're currently living?

    Let's assume you want to cash in on the benefits of God's creation. How do you begin?

    The K.I.S.S. ~ Be in the presence of nature!

    1. Go for a walk.
    2. Lean on a tree.
    3. Stand in awe.

    "When you are in the presence of nature, there is a renewing of the mind, body, and spirit."

     

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