Back To School Bullsh*t With The Mom Mafia

Cristin and Jeff are back in the studio to record the first and the last episode of the new year..... 

In this episode Cristin gets you all caught up on the aftermath of Christmas, the New Year and what annoys her the most about new year's resolutions. Jeff figures out yet again how to live in an Apple world and just wants to know where his birthday went and where the chips are!

To wrap the episode up Cristin and Jeff release the changes coming to the show and the direction they are taking it. Trust us when we say 2023 will be full of laughs and SHENANIGANS!

What is the deal with people these days? Can we as adults ever learn that friendships and relationships are supposed to be so much more than what most people treat them as in today's world? 

Cristin and Jeff get serious about people this week. The good, the bad and the ugly reasons why building friendships isn't always what they thought it would be. It's a great two sided conversation that Jeff and Cristin don't completely agree on but that's what makes this episode a great listen! 

It's November and there is nothing better than saying Halloween is over!!! In this episode Cristin and Jeff go into extreme detail about all things that piss them off about being a parent during Halloween and the always eventful night of Trick or Treat.
From schools not allowing the kids to actually dress up, the "new normal" of having self-checkout at every damn house and the random kids that just won't leave  
them alone when Jeff is just trying to sneak in a cigarette while their out with their kids in the neighborhood. 
The Mom Mafia uncovers that Cristin has major issues with candy corn and Jeff invites some new guests on the show to discuss the decision-making process in how to select the right kind of candy to hand out at your house. 
All of this plus Cristin and Jeff have a run in with a local car gang that sets up shop on their block for an unexpected car meet during Trick or Treating! If you can only listen to one episode of The Mom Mafia this is the one!

After 39 years of doing anything and everything that was needed from her, Cristin celebrates her 40th birthday and has one hell of a weekend with her loved ones! 

It's a bucket list sort of episode that checks off alot of boxes for Cristin as she enters her forth decade of life! Want to shoot some guns? Want to jump out of some planes? Want to lay down some cash and win some big money? It was an epic three day party that The Mom Mafia pulls you into the loop with!

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Episode 2 of the new season jumps into the untold truths of the hell we all call back to school. Cristin and Jeff talk about what goes down in their household on the magical first day! 

First day pictures, lunch money, fundraisers, pick up and drop off lines and everyone's favorite chalk board social media show offs!  Cristin fills Jeff in on most of it because he hasn't attended a bus stop or photo shoot in years and has no intention of going on Facebook to see your kids wearing their new shoes and celebrating the first day of 8th grade.

There's not too many sunshines and rainbows in this episode, with six kids there isn't much warm and fuzzy feelings when it comes to getting the kids asses up and ready for the bus! 

Season 2 kicks off with an all-new outlook on life! Cristin jumps back into the driver's seat and brings her hubby Jeff in to recap the last few weeks of their family's summer break before the kids go back to school. What better way to wrap up the summer than bringing the boys and Gabbie to a concert? 

It was the first live show for the boys and Gabbie's 3rd so there was multiple levels craziness between the family. Cristin and Jeff needed to act on the fly and pull some seasoned parenting skills out of their asses to get through the evening without the need of any long conversations the following day.

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Cristin gets back into the studio to wrap up one hell of a first season of The Mom Mafia and she brings a couple of guests with her. Her husband Jeff returns, and their youngest child Gabbie sits in front of the mic for the first time! 

It was one hell of a summer full of road trips, concerts, baseball games and glamping under the stars. Typically, this sounds like your normal summer for most families but not for Cristin and her crew! Gabbie gets into her first concert and see's what Kenny Chesney fans are all about, Jeff has a run in with a young Frenchman in the woods of Maine and Cristin captains her first voyage on the open seas! 

The Mom Mafia puts season one to a close and looks forward to new beginnings soon! Give us a like and follow on Facebook and Instagram and don't forget to subscribe and rate our show on all of your favorite podcast platforms! 

So Cristin went to a country concert and had to go to the hospital, but have no worries she called in her cousin Darby to jump in with The Mom Mafia to discuss a bunch of crazy topics. Sammie and Andrea jump in and gets Darby up to speed on Andrea's trip to Colorado and all of the adult lunchables she can eat. Sammie dives into her hate of chili dogs and we have our first listener write in for a Darby Dilemma.

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After a week off The Mom Mafia is back and wants to discuss something that has been on Cristin's mind.... turning 40.  Going out with your significant other for a night on the town is something everyone looks forward to. When we were younger it was all about the fun, excitement and romance of the evening. Not when you are knocking on the door of 40 though.....

Cristin had a night away with the hubby and had an eye-opening revelation, date nights are no longer what they used to be! Dinners at 9pm are now at 5pm, 30 year olds are a bunch of kids and 80's cover bands are the greatest form of live entertainment.

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The girls are back together again, reunited at last. The Mom Mafia has some serious catching up to do with everything that has been going on in their lives over the past few weeks! 

This week is one thousand percent "agenda free" and holy sh*t The Mom Mafia didn't need a script to discuss all the developments that have been going down! Andrea tours Georgia on a mission to get an ice-cold Coke, Sammie meets the new mayor of munchkin land and Cristin lets the girls in on the big birthday surprise for one of the kids!

We're going full on country while scratching and sniffing our way down the yellow brick road this week! Confused? Totally understandable..... but once you listen it's all going to make sense, we promise!