BBCAN4: Ass grabbers vs airtime grabbers

Paqs your belongings and leave, it's Tim(e) to go and leave us with a crap final 2. Holograms, homos, oh nos and dumbos. A season in review.

Are we dunny yet? Popcorn, awards, shapeshifters, senile, shomi, slapheads, glitter, shitter freak/freeks and Joel goes toodles.

Luscious locks, xenophobia, chips (not the good sort), skunk (not the good sort), eels, animal cruelty, pickles, armies of one, fashion lines and you fell over.

Ringlets, slop torture, prescription drugs, Raul gets bailed, guns for hire, mouse maze, jealousy, memes, Nikki's HOH (we wish), bros before... pros, heart attacks, cry eating, bloody hell, racists and Jesus.

Deliberations, the three headed monster is re-animated, Greek mythology, muffin top, salad, roulette, cancer, cousins, birthday twins, stoppable forces and you have been e-Mitch-ted.

Secret squirrel, gummy koalas, time capsules, armpits, bellybuttons, streaking, bozo noms, bed hopping, BBAU style and love heart hands to our listeners. hippytard redux, boinking, ear wax, plaid, chips, and a hung jury.

Cactus veto, three headed monster, hairballs, pricks, unbreakable bonds, fake eviction and slut shame on you, UK style.

Hackey sacks, baseball bats, volcano, hinky votes, hedge abuse, saliva, vodka and say no to side boob.

A two hour advertisement for washing powder and sofas; no wonder Christine won Power of Veto. A UK flavour, a fart in a jar, 'you might as well put it in', Sharry gets shafted and Loveta gets pucked. Revenge is sweet!

Endemol goes international! Launch week covered! Casinos, wildcards, stereotypes, seat warmers. Who are they? A bunch of bores and two legends. Hats off, Canada, for taking the risk.