Big Brother's Moose in the Hoose

Paqs your belongings and leave, it's Tim(e) to go and leave us with a crap final 2. Holograms, homos, oh nos and dumbos. A season in review.

Are we dunny yet? Popcorn, awards, shapeshifters, senile, shomi, slapheads, glitter, shitter freak/freeks and Joel goes toodles.

Luscious locks, xenophobia, chips (not the good sort), skunk (not the good sort), eels, animal cruelty, pickles, armies of one, fashion lines and you fell over.

Ringlets, slop torture, prescription drugs, Raul gets bailed, guns for hire, mouse maze, jealousy, memes, Nikki's HOH (we wish), bros before... pros, heart attacks, cry eating, bloody hell, racists and Jesus.

Deliberations, the three headed monster is re-animated, Greek mythology, muffin top, salad, roulette, cancer, cousins, birthday twins, stoppable forces and you have been e-Mitch-ted.

Secret squirrel, gummy koalas, time capsules, armpits, bellybuttons, streaking, bozo noms, bed hopping, BBAU style and love heart hands to our listeners. hippytard redux, boinking, ear wax, plaid, chips, and a hung jury.

Cactus veto, three headed monster, hairballs, pricks, unbreakable bonds, fake eviction and slut shame on you, UK style.

Hackey sacks, baseball bats, volcano, hinky votes, hedge abuse, saliva, vodka and say no to side boob.

A two hour advertisement for washing powder and sofas; no wonder Christine won Power of Veto. A UK flavour, a fart in a jar, 'you might as well put it in', Sharry gets shafted and Loveta gets pucked. Revenge is sweet!

Endemol goes international! Launch week covered! Casinos, wildcards, stereotypes, seat warmers. Who are they? A bunch of bores and two legends. Hats off, Canada, for taking the risk.

Join us as we discuss the finale! Two hours of filler and 25 minutes of bile. Sands of time, the end of the cogs, a pointless Ian Terry, the last gasp of airtime for Jordan, and Godrey's final speech isn't dope enough to slay Sarah. Watch BBUK!

Dirty diapers, cyberdog, King Godfrey reigns, Pilar doesn't get changed, choo choo pain, Quitnee, finally a decent twist and shut up, no you shut up. Anyone but Ashleigh FTW!

Bru-noooooooooo, products that aren't even available in our country shoved down our throats, more shit twists, 100 minutes of hell, counting, the ghost of Abragene, Batman, and where has Big Brother Canada gone wrong this year?

Bye bye Bobby, more furniture pushing, a triple threat, Kevvy wevvy RIP, Bruno makes a boo boo, sssssssnakes, a BDSM sexy party and a weeping Willow.

Bananas, bubbles, one love, champagne, KFC's concentration camp, a squashed moose, flush the veto out, BMEs on the block, and Sindy goes up the apples and pears. Again.

Returning players, knots, New-slaughtered, fort-less, Gruno, girl power, weed, ants and inappropriate eating.
Thank you KFC!

Instant eviction, Oxi-clean, real alliances, fake alliances, Abra-sleen, UV pens, tennis, snipers, magazine deals, Kardashian-butts, and a double veto cliff hanger (ish).

Fortress, chop shop, Newport, Gruno, Naha-sayers, snogging, beavers, and Sindy with an E.

Ted, stop with the hand signals! We're semaphored out.

It's the Big Brother Canada launch show! There's a vault, there's lasers, there's a button, there's strategy, there's twists, there's mesh, The Brick and a whole house of new people to hate.

It's over! Rocking boats, rickety alliances, BFF blindsides, board games and bile a-plenty. Hundo-percent listener dissatisfaction guaranteed.