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    Billion Dollar Pinkie

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    Billion Dollar Pinkie

    Oh, Lizzo. Is there nothing you can’t improve simply by sticking it in your mouth? Thought so. Clutch your antique white plantation pearls, gang! We’re going full Lizzo on the crystal flute nonsense (spoiler alert in case you’re new: we’re definitely Team Lizzo). 

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    Episode 267
    Billion Dollar Pinkie

    Brilliant Observations Comedy Conversation Podcast
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