Cinemasochists present....Episode 15: The Happening or; Marky Mark and the Funky Plants!
About this Episode
You freeze. You walk backwards. You DIE.....from laughter. Wowie wow, was this movie terrible. This week we "happened" upon "The Happening", M. Night Shayamalalalmaman's take on a George Romero movie. Jake insists on hating, although he's seen it 4 times. Sean tries to find good in it and Michael laughs.. A LOT.
The Happening - 2008
Starring; Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo
Written and directed by; M. Night Shayamalan
Recent Episodes from Cinemasochists
Episode 52: Heartbeeps - Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters as robots in love..... sigh.
Greetings everyone! After what we thought was the WORST valentine's day movie two years ago
(I Hate Valentines Day - http://cinemasochists.blogspot.com/2011/02/episode-28-i-hate-valentines-day-and.html) we decided to out do ourselves with something perhaps even worse...
Heartbeeps is the "romantic adventure" of two robots in love and stars Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters.... No, I did NOT just make that up. Listen in for more!
LISTEN TO EPISODE 52 HERE!!
Cinemasochists Episode 51; Hearts of Fire (A Bob Dylan wank-fest)
Hey gang! Happy New Year! After marathons and "special" episodes we're back reviewing what most of you might call a pretty random film. This slightly obscure gem is what some say helped kill Bob Dylans career (for at least a decade...)
"if you want to feel the heat, you've got to learn to play with fire"
HEARTS OF FIRE!
Directed by: Richard Marquand
Starring: Rupert Evertt, Fiona and Bob Dylan
Cinemasochists Episode 50 - The Room....and why Lisa is tearing us apart!
We did it! We finally freakin' did it!
Sure, we made it through 50 episodes, but more importantly, we made it through one of the defining films that make up the Cinemasochist mold......"Oh, hi THE ROOM!"
Did we like it? Did we see past the irony? Did Lisa really tear Johnny apart? Find out in EPISODE 50!!
Episode 49: Catwoman (2004)
Episode 48 - Cutthroat Island or: Explosion Island
After cheating our way through 15 (uh-hem, 11) movies, we finally made it to what CNBC named the "BIGGEST BOX OFFICE BOMB" of all time, CUTTHROAT ISLAND! Now keep in mind this "marathon" took us a year and in the interim, at least 3 films have made this list. But for now, enjoy episode 48!
special guest: Denver Smith
Episode 47 - The Adventures of Pluto Nash, or; Nash is Trash
Episode 47
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
"NASH IS TRASH"
Mr. Box Office Poison - Eddie Murphy - brought his shenanigans to Mars with the help of a robotic Randy Quaid, Rosario Dawson and even John Cleese. The opposite of hilarity ensues... Actually, nothing ensues... Listen in to find out what we thought!
Cinemasochists present...Episode 46 - Sahara or; Tan and Tanner
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We finally made it to the TOP 5!!! This is (as of a year ago) the fifth Biggest Box Office Bomb of all time! SAHARA! Matthew McConaughey gets tan and tanner and tanner before our eyes in this bloated action extravaganza. Penelope Cruz happens to be there too....
We discuss more current box office bombs, Clive Cussler readers and of course, we see if Sahara is redeemable enough to watch...Listen in!
Episode 45: The 13th Warrior or; The 13th BORE-ior
The Biggest Box Office Bombs countdown continues with the action epic "The 13th Warrior" starring Mr. Melanie Griffith himself, Antonio Banderas. Based on a Michael Crichton book and directed by John McTiernan. Sounds promising, right?? Well....Listen in to find out