Classic Blaine: Let Me Celebrate My Loss

Before hopping on a private jet to Malta, Blaine takes a moment to record a message for her fans.

Blaine has big news... big, terrible news!

Blaine sends out a heartfelt musical birthday greeting to her personal assistant, Paula.

By popular demand, here it is! My exclusive performance from the Peterson-Duff Wedding Afterparty! This ought to hold you the fuck over until we get new episodes... and if not, well fuck you, I never promised you consistency!

Blaine joins up with her church choir, The Pear Valley Peaches, to record a touching and joyous Easter cantata. Let your spirits be lifted, you common trash!

Blaine, acting as an advocate for women everywhere, takes on how we as a society treat miscarriage. Banned in Utah, obviously.

Blaine, exiled from Macguffy Heights, doesn't want to talk about it.

Another exciting installment of A Fine Home! In today's A Fine Home, Blaine tackles the following subjects: Decor: Don't pay a fortune to live like a dirty hippie! Let Blaine give you tips on Bohemian style! Gardening: Sun Lamps! They're important! Cuisine: Blaine shares her dear friend Marigold's St. Patrick's Day Mint Sugar Cookies! Also featuring this month's tablescape predictions and a "special" guest appearance from that bitch, Concepción!

Blaine helps two middle American gals deal with their men. Brought to you by Anease, Americans' Lube.

Blaine has moved back into Douglas' home in Macguffy Heights. She's trying to pick up right where she left off, but she's having some difficulty getting the staff to make the transition...