Crispy Coated Robots #181 - Best Video Game to Live Action + Stamps

This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies.

 Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets.

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings.

In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver.

Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45.

Jim: The Last Airbender?

Earworms and Corinthian Leather.

Which aliens were sentenced to space travel via album cover?

Why is space underwear so controversial between Joseph and his wife?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. 

Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!"
How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? 
Who is sleeping Au Buffo?
Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore?
Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant?
Was DiCaprio robbed because of his age or for going full Norbit?

And who is the guest that never leaves?

This episode has booty sweat!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie.

Buckle up!  You’re in for a surprise!

Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts!

Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair.

Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality.

Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too!

So many impressions of Nick Nolte it may be illegal.

Who is Jim’s pugilistic DJ persona?

Can the boys choose the best high school acting role of Jason?

This episode wants a lollipop.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering.

It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression.
Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his  back.
Baby, you got a stew going.
Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders.

How can a substitute teacher and dog walker afford a million dollar house? And why would they buy one built during the William McKinley presidency?
Who blue himself?

This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself.  

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. 

The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. 
Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette.
Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor.
Jim names Bill Murry as an early influence on his radio career and driving habits. 

Did Popeye suffer from Tourettes in the 1930s?
Who's lying? Who is always lying?

This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled.

Bow, bow, bow , bow bow...
Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain.
So many songs about running.
No one puts Jason in the corner.

Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B?
Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more importantly why doesn't anyone want to touch Michael's snake?

It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR!

It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga?

Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore?

Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?”

Can Jason do a William Shatner impersonation? 

Speaking of Schwarzenegger, why didn't anyone mention Arnold’s Mr. Freeze from 1997’s “Batman and Robin”???

This episode has a lucky frame!

Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV.

Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir.
Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater.
Jim talks about  his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis.
Joseph and Jason discuss whether Nixon was more paranoid of the media or the 7/10 split.


What is a " Brooklyn Stike"and why should we care?

The episode that will slap those teeth straight.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year.

Wookie porn for family entertainment.
Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story.
Jason laments about his beloved Jets.
Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston.

Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?
Which actor is redeemed after a close encounter with a butt?

The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023.

Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews.
The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023.
Jason let’s out his inner Cage.
Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas.
Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties.
The boys are super excited about the possibility of an Oppenheimer 2.

What documentary is recommended by Jim to view without prejudice?
Do Fail Army videos meet the Academy Awards new DEI requirements?