Episode #169 - "Water Polo" with Dave Williamson

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with the absolutely hilarious comedian and podcaster, Babs Gray! We start this one off by testing out a TERRIBLE energy drink called "Spider" that's made by a company that also produces a product called "Tickle Water" and a product called "Sketch Cans for Tweens". It's very weird. We then head over to the Balkans where there's a village whose entire GDP seems to be mostly comprised of grifters running Trump-themed scams perpetrated upon unsuspecting American MAGA boomers. We run down our Top 3 dumb brand names and our Top 3 songs that should be made into movies. Eminem's "Real Slim Shady" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with one of the funniest people on Earth, comedian Stuart Thompson! We start this one off by testing out an all-natural hippie dippie energy drink that is definitely owned by a right wing psycho. We talk about police being called to the disasterous non-actionable Willie Wonka knock-off "chocolate experience" in Scotland. We also pay tribute to the demise of the last Hooters in West Virginia and chat about Stuart's hometown of Piedmont, CA. Electric Light Orchestra's "Evil Woman" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in and check out Stuart's new special "Conditional Love" now streaming on YouTube! 

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In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland with comedian and co-host of the Get Real Podcast, Max Fox! This time we're experimenting with a Swedish energy drink called "NOCCO" and their very mysterious flavor "Juicy Breeze". We then chat about a VICE article about very dumb scams, Tucker Carlson's very dumb interview with Vladimir Putin, and we take a tour of Max's Empire State hometowns of Brooklyn Heights and Hastings-on-Hudson. Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" is our disco-tastic JAM OF THE WEEK! This episode is both tasty and functional. Tune in now. 

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In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with our friend, comedian Justin Otis! We chat a little bit about Super Bowl LVIII before launching into some rememberances of the recently departed Mojo Nixon, Carl Weathers, Wayne Kramer, and Toby Keith. We check out the energy drink for Mormon edgelords called "Bucked Up L.F.G." and the traumatic childhood backstory of their twin CEOs. Then, just in time for President's Day, Rivers details the disturbing and pretty funny 1799 death of George Washington. Disney closes down the Star Wars hotel they wanted to lock people in for a whole weekend and The Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Give it Away" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all. 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out at Disgraceland with one of our all-time favorite guests, comedian and entertainer galore Anna Valenzuela! We chat about the absolutely shocking and stupid goings-on in a vacant lot in the sleepy beachside town of Santa Monica, CA. We test out an energy drink made by two D.J.s that smells like pee and tastes worse. We talk about the Silicon Valley tech libertarians who are cookin' up an absolutely insane sporting event. Plus, we've got the TOP 3 off-brand sodas and catchiest songs. "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by The Scorpions is our JAM OF THE WEEK! L.A. might be underwater right now but the U.S.S. Goods is ridin' high on the sea of laughs. Listen now! 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome comedian and writer John-Michael Bond back to Disgraceland Studios to dig into a buffet of hilarious insanity. We start this one off by talking about the new Ben Shapiro feature on Tom MacDonald's song "Facts". It's stupid and horrible. We also check out Jake "Body By Jake" Steinfeld's energy drink called "Don't Quit" as well as his amazing 1980s album of workout songs and grunting. We take you through the story of a dumb ex-mobster who stole Judy Garland's "ruby slippers" from 'The Wizard of Oz' because he thought they were made out of real rubies as well as our Top 3 album titles and Steven Spielberg films. "Broken" by Seether and Amy Lee of Evanescence is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now and make those dogs of society howl! 

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In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with TWO amazing comedians: Jordan Morris and Joe Kaye! We start this one off by paying tribute to the late great girl group badass, Mary Weiss of the Shangri-Las. We test out a new flavor of Ghost called "Strawbango Margarita" and talk about the fact that their weirdo CEO is going around telling everyone that he sleeps with his blinds open. Rivers shares the story of "Life at Sea" a proposed 3 year-long cruise that accepted millions of dollars from passengers. Just one problem: They didn't actually have a boat. We go through Top 3 time machine destinations and Top 3 people and things from our respective home states. "No Rain" by Blind Melon is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Be the "leader of the pack" and press play now, y'all.

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are all back together at Disgraceland hangin' out with our hilarious friend, actor and comedian Evan Kessler! We start this one off with a Jamaican (maybe?) energy drink called "Raptor" with a sordid history. They've also recently begun running ads that seem more like Chevy pick-up truck commercials. Then, Rivers tells the story of the 1976 disappearance of Key West, Florida's notorious, drug-dealing fire chief, Bum Farto. That's the name. We talk about the gangs of Evan's hometown of Pomona, New York and Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! This one is hilarious and we can't wait for y'all to push the dang play button. 

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In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out with TWO amazing guests, comedians Nicole Yates and Seth Pomeroy. We start this one off by talking about (in a non-spoiler-y way) about the new Jason Statham movie, 'The Beekeeper', written by genuine Hollywood madman, Kurt Wimmer. We then test out Bang energy's "Champagne" flavor along with some VERY interesting confections that Sam brings to the table. We talk about Nicole's hometown of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and Hoobastank's "The Reason" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. This episode is a real hoot and we can't wait for everyone to hear it! Welcome to 2024, y'all. 

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In this episode, Rivers once again finds himself at a picnic table in a park in Birmingham, Alabama with TWO of the Magic City's absolute finest comedians, Christopher Davis and Narado Moore! We kick this one off by testing out a new RIP IT energy drink flavor called "Y.O.L.O." and talking about the re-naming of one of the weirdest-named products of all time: RIP IT's tropical mango flavor seemingly named for Vladimir Putin. Then, we go over Top 3 T.V. show theme songs, books we were required to read in school, and professional wrestlers who need their own horror films. "Maneater" by Daryl Hall and John Oates is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Tune in now, folks! 

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