Goldwater’s Fresh Fruit (w/ Austin Mooney)

Joey Ford was a mild-mannered kid getting accustomed to living in Las Vegas till he sneaks into a casino backroom wearing a fake mustache and inadvertently discovers a secret world of super spies and international crime. After lying his way onto a spy agency’s team, Joey becomes the key piece in a plot to take down a crime lord and stop a powerful new street drug by befriending a mafioso’s shy son. Can Joey and the agents of CEC take down the Don and his goons, or will the ultra-violent assassins from HEART beat them to the bust? 

Scripts start at 01:07:13

Starring

Hobert Thompson

Jared Narter-Slezak

Laura Petro

Jake Steelman 

And Maddy Morningstar as Joey Ford

Script Rippers Mike and Hobert are back, and their web connects them to Madame Web, a bafflingly bad installment in Sony’s extended Spider-Man-less Spider-Verse. Join the Script Rippers as they unpack the strange decisions that led to Dakota Johnson admonishing a picture of her dead mom for loving spiders too much, a lot of vehicular violence, and the reveal that Spider-Man is culturally Peruvian. Can they re-thread this twisted tale to become a Victorian thriller where every character is high on a mix of opium, cocaine, and spider venom? Yes!

When their friend Emmett dies in a freak accident, hot-headed Angelo, meek but muscular Remy, and straight-laced Tyler come together to celebrate their friend, despite not being particularly close themselves. When a drunken attempt to do a seance brings the spirit of Emmett back, the four pals set out to give their dead best friend a proper send-off into the afterlife. Will a night of beer-chugging, flirting and mayhem bring Emmett the closure he needs, or are his friends the ones who need to move on from their own hang-ups?

Scripts start at 58:11

Starring

Chelsea Matkins

Laura Petro

Hobert Thompson

Chris Iannucci

Nick Marino

Sup, Bros? In this Please Make This Miniseries, host Hobert and his brother Andy discuss and review films about, for, or even by brothers. This time they shared some very off-putting smiles as they watched Will Forte and Will Arnett in The Brothers Solomon. The Brothers Solomon might have bombed, but you know what, it has its moments. Remember when they used to make smaller budget ensemble comedies? Now if they made The Brothers Solomon it would have to be called The Brothers Spider-Man, amirite?

Goldwater Farms has been in decline for years. Since the death of his beloved wife, Joan, Josh Goldwater has lost his interest in farming, and only his friend and helper Gary still believes in him. But Josh’s fortunes change when a strange fruit appears on his farm, a fruit that seems to be related to the recent crop circles found around his property... What will the people in town think of “Joshberry,” and who else might be interested to know where this strange, delicious fruit came from?

Scripts at 40:16

Starring

Andy Thompson

Austin Mooney

Ian Erickson

Hobert Thompson

Laura Petro

It's once again time for a Please Make This Minisode! Movie Table Talk is exactly what it sounds like, a group of pals sitting around a table talking about a movie. This time around, the group is talking about The Birdcage (1996) in which a cabaret owning couple put on a ruse to help their son who demands they act normal for to meet his fiance's conservative family. Hilarity ensues! Join us at the table and let's have some fun! 

Let's See Saw continues!!! Laura Petro and Nate Todd (resident forever besties and newfound Saw watchers) sit back down to share a bottle of wine, split a can of beer, and watch the very first Saw sequel. Will Jigsaw come to the table with more tricks up his sleeve? You bet he will! He's graduated from a booby-trapped room to a booby-trapped HOUSE with even MORE victims who have been forced to fight for their lives and even MORE cops who are on the case (we see you Donny Wahlberg!). Who will win? Who will lose? Let's See Saw 2 and find out! 

Laura and Hobert sit down with their buddy Gabe Michalski to talk about Rawhead Rex, a childhood fav of Gabe’s about a demon with a stupid name that terrorizes an Irish village. This lean monster thriller is heavy on monster rampage, light on explanation. If you’ve ever wanted an hour and twenty minutes of basic slasher leading up to a showdown in a church that includes piss-play and vagina lasers, do we have a movie for you! Tune in to this mini and check out Laura, Hobert and Gabe at GABEWATCH, a live movie riffing show returning to The Whistler bar in Chicago on January 28th!

Lee and Desker are two slacker friends who prefer smoking weed in Lee’s basement and talking about their favorite fantasy novels more than pretty much anything else. For years they’ve dissected and discussed Alton P. Thornshire’s Gates of the Hellmouth series, but without the final book (banned by its publisher after a strange satanic incident) all they can do is guess how it ends. When Lee finds book six in a closing book store in the town’s rundown mall, the pair discover a mystery closer than they could have ever imagined. What lies under the foundation of the mall, and who else is looking for it? 

Scripts Start at 1:13:32

Starring

Kerry Stevens

Hobert Thompson

Nate Todd

Laura Petro

Mary Fiala

Welcome to a polite and fun new miniseries where two best friends, Laura Petro and Nate Todd set out to watch all of the Saw movies.  In this minisode, they're watching the first Saw movie that's appropriately titled: Saw. Will this journey bring these two friends closer together? Will the gore-horror phase of the 2000s be just as gory as they remember? Let's see Saw and find out!