I taught a Mass Murder in my 5th Grade

The author and his wife know a super famous actress in another country.  An incident made her ugly for two weeks and she got to live like the rest of us  for a while.  

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Two guys share medical procedures they had done on their penises and the hilarious outcomes.  Non-fiction, cute, funny...  (Some appropriate profanity.  Yes, appropriate - profanity.)

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A teacher confesses and describes in detail when he crossed the border (the Frontier)  at 6 as an illegal. 

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The author describes why he and his wife no longer wear wedding rings. Although they tried three times.

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The author has a crew of good girls in for lunch recess. He asks a simple question, "How many of you were in kindergarten together?"  The question grows and with a fond memory...sort of.

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A young teacher holds a cute pre-schooler upside down and the child's response is hilarious....

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The author has a drink with a friend and learns the guy's mother-in-law shot her toilet dead.

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The author plays a game of chess with a former student and they discuss Biden's decreasing chances of winning the election.

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The author's Korean wife and their bi-racial infant daughter are returning to visit Korea. But will it turn out better than when the author and his wife lived there? 

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The author talks about a 10-year old child who later became a mass murderer. The author refuses to use the shooters name.

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