Teacher Tails - Karrer Shorts

The author and his wife know a super famous actress in another country.  An incident made her ugly for two weeks and she got to live like the rest of us  for a while.  

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Two guys share medical procedures they had done on their penises and the hilarious outcomes.  Non-fiction, cute, funny...  (Some appropriate profanity.  Yes, appropriate - profanity.)

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A teacher confesses and describes in detail when he crossed the border (the Frontier)  at 6 as an illegal. 

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The author describes why he and his wife no longer wear wedding rings. Although they tried three times.

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The author has a crew of good girls in for lunch recess. He asks a simple question, "How many of you were in kindergarten together?"  The question grows and with a fond memory...sort of.

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A young teacher holds a cute pre-schooler upside down and the child's response is hilarious....

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The author has a drink with a friend and learns the guy's mother-in-law shot her toilet dead.

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The author plays a game of chess with a former student and they discuss Biden's decreasing chances of winning the election.

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The author's Korean wife and their bi-racial infant daughter are returning to visit Korea. But will it turn out better than when the author and his wife lived there? 

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The author talks about a 10-year old child who later became a mass murderer. The author refuses to use the shooters name.

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A  non-attentive student spoke when he shouldn't have regarding Socrates and hemlock. 

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A former favorite 5th-grader with a life sentence describes 24 hours (from A - Z) in Salinas Valley State Prison.

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An adult child gives his step dad a shower for first time. It's a major change of roles. 

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A former favorite 5th grade student writes to his all time best teacher. The student explains why he is there and reveals the many mistakes he made at life's cross roads.
But the teacher gives him an assignment - some homework.

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A friend in New Zealand and a very good neighbor right here in California end their own lives. In very different ways.

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The author recalls visits with his very infamous granny. A tough old goat who took nothing from no one

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The author meets a former student. The student invites him to go pig hunting. A thing far out of his universe. But he goes and there in is a teacher tale.

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The school secretary tries to fix EVERYTHING. Even when a child discovers his dead mom in the morning.

A 5th-grader loses his mom. His teacher and the school secretary try as best as they can to smooth things over - no easy task.

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In New Zealand the author gets bamboozed by his daughter to go Zorbing . And they come a cross a contingent of Chinese party members. A Psychiatric ward comes into play as well.

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The author observed a disabled man abused and it doesn't sit well with him. Nor did his own inaction.

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