It Wasn’t Me - Shaggy

Hark! Thou art a rude boy, thou art, aye,
Pray, why dost thou vex me so, I beseech?
With thy swagger and thy insolence, nay,
Thou mak'st my heart within me doth impeach.

Thy words, they sting like arrows, sharp and keen,
Yet still thou wear'st that smirk upon thy face.
Oh, would that thou couldst see the pain I ween,
For in thy presence, I find no solace.

But soft! I shall not let thee have thy way,
For I am mistress of my own desire.
I'll bid thee hence, begone without delay,
And from my thoughts, I'll banish thee entire.

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In the haunting depths of "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men lies a sinister tale veiled beneath its smooth R&B facade. The melodic whispers that initially charm the listener soon take on a chilling resonance, akin to the beckoning call of a malevolent spirit. As the lyrics unfold, promising seduction and intimacy, there's an underlying sense of dread, as if the protagonist is luring their prey into a dark, inescapable trap. The tempo, once alluring, now pulses with a sense of urgency, heightening the tension as the narrative spirals into a nightmarish descent.

With each harmonized plea, the listener is ensnared deeper into the web of the song's macabre narrative, where love transforms into a sinister obsession. The promise of passion becomes entangled with themes of control and manipulation, evoking a sense of unease that permeates every note. As the song reaches its crescendo, the once seductive invitation transforms into a chilling ultimatum, leaving the listener haunted by the lingering echoes of a love that has descended into the realm of the truly terrifying.

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Oh, prithee, dost thou think thou art the shit?
Nay, thou art but a fleeting, foul fart's blight,
A stench that doth upon the air alight,
Yet soon disperses, leaving none to flit.

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A whip operates on the principle of kinetic energy transfer through a combination of mechanics and fluid dynamics. When a whip is cracked, the handle imparts angular momentum to the attached flexible section, usually a braided leather thong. As the whip's handle abruptly slows down, the energy travels down the length of the whip, causing it to flex and form a loop. The tip of the whip accelerates rapidly, reaching supersonic speeds. This creates a small sonic boom as the tip breaks the sound barrier, resulting in the characteristic cracking sound. The cracking sound is a consequence of the rapid release of stored energy in the form of kinetic energy, generating a shockwave in the air. The physics involved include the conservation of angular momentum, wave propagation, and the interaction between the whip and surrounding air molecules.

It also means to cum. 

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In the bustling city of London, there was a lady named Sophie who possessed an extraordinary ability to have things go her way. Sophie wasn't one to tolerate opposition, and whenever circumstances deviated from her wishes, she had a distinctive method of expressing her dissatisfaction. It wasn't just the stern glares or sharp words; Sophie had gained a reputation for unleashing extreme danger upon those who dared to defy her, as if she wielded an unspoken power capable of bringing chaos to anyone who crossed her path.

Despite the fear she instilled, some speculated that Sophie's threats were merely a psychological tactic. However, the lingering unease in the city suggested otherwise. It seemed as though peril itself lingered on the edge of her caprices, keeping the urban dwellers on their toes and ensuring that Sophie's demands were met without hesitation.

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ED is a complex issue influenced by various factors, including physical health, psychological well-being, and relationship dynamics. Placing blame on a partner, regardless of gender, can exacerbate feelings of shame and hinder open communication about the issue. Both individuals must approach the situation with empathy and understanding, recognizing that ED is a medical condition that requires joint efforts to address. Mutual support, communication, and seeking professional help can contribute to overcoming the challenges associated with erectile dysfunction and fostering a healthier relationship. Blame and shame only perpetuate misconceptions and hinder the collaborative effort needed to navigate such sensitive matters.

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Elvis was a paedophile and a racist.

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In the state of Florida, a man named Scott Stapp lived, an absolute menace in the eyes of his unfortunate mates. Scott had a talent for turning even the simplest of tasks into a grand spectacle of annoyance. Whether it was belting out off-key renditions of '90s rock ballads at inappropriate moments or insisting on sharing his latest conspiracy theories during friendly gatherings, Scott seemed determined to make life unbearable for those around him. His mates couldn't escape his clutches, as Scott had an uncanny ability to pop up at the most inconvenient times, armed with a new annoyance ready to unleash upon them.

Despite the exasperation he caused, an odd sense of amusement accompanied Scott's antics. Though constantly on the verge of losing their sanity, his mates couldn't deny the unintentional humour in his relentless pursuit of annoyance. Scott Stapp became a legend in Florida, not for any noble deeds or remarkable achievements, but for being the unparalleled maestro of irritation who left a lasting mark on the state's collective patience.

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On a tranquil Christmas morning, the residents of a small town nestled in the hills were joyfully exchanging gifts and savouring the festive spirit. However, the serenity was abruptly shattered as the ground beneath them began to convulse violently. The shockwaves of a horrific earthquake surged through the town, turning the celebration into a nightmarish ordeal. Buildings crumbled like gingerbread houses, and the once-merry streets were transformed into chaotic scenes of destruction. Families were separated, and the holiday cheer was replaced by the anguished cries of those trapped amidst the rubble.

Amidst the chaos, neighbours joined hands to rescue survivors, but the devastation was overwhelming. Emergency services were stretched thin, and the once-idyllic town now bore the scars of a calamity that struck with unforgiving force. The Christmas tree in the town square, adorned with twinkling lights and festive decorations, stood as a solemn witness to the tragedy, its lights flickering in the midst of the ruins. The earthquake left a sombre imprint on the community, forever altering the way they would remember Christmas Day.

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We decided to put a list together of all the ways that Nelly Furtado is NOT like a bird. Enjoy.

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