Pioneers of Squat Cracking

There's many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite's episode would disagree, we're exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where interested parties can go to try to spell out sneezes, and then get super turned on at the spelling of those sneezes. This week, The F Plus hopes your mother doesn't get a cold. Show notes available at thefpl.us.

Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, The F Plus is using Jason's email address. Show notes available at thefpl.us.

There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons). Show notes available at thefpl.us.

We've done some other magick episodes, but we haven't yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we're gonna keep at it. This time, it's PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and appalling web design choices. This'll be the one where it all makes sense, I'm sure. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with our VCR. Show notes available at thefpl.us.

With so many websites run by people with dubious ethics (take this one for example), we've been introduced to RipoffReport.com; an Alexa ranked website where the people who've been wronged can let the world know. With nearly 2 million reports filed, these people have a story to tell, but the story starts and ends with duh. This week, The F Plus wants to talk about your MILFaholism. Show notes available at thefpl.us.

It's the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we're not running out of energy. We'll start things out with Boots Raingear, bringing a story about a cavewoman disappointed in her lovelife until a new sexual partner turns her into a mound of pleasure. The Not Ready for YouTube Players take the stage again to show Batman and Robin preventing a bank heist. Adam Bozarth takes the stage to tell a story about the dangers of the United Nations and a hero who takes art appreciation to an exciting new place. Kumquatxop is the headliner of the night and he's got a book about teen angst as seen through the eyes of a clown. Then, because they haven't kicked us out, Adam Bozarth and Frank West do one more piece of Batman fan fiction. See you live next time. Show notes available at thefpl.us.

We got quite ways to go from here, so let's start it out with a Christmas Miracle from STOG that will teach you to run for cover whenever Santa wiggles his nose. bumpgrrl brings forth a sexual nightmare all about a womanlike creature with more clitorides than you can handle in a single life. Then it's Lemon's turn to read, and he has a story about a complicated relationship about balloon fetishism and rules that are meant to be broken. Jimmyfranks is up after that, and he has a story about a stripper on her period with a supercomputer in her vagina. Then it turns out The Law and Order slash fiction has a sequel, and it's brought to you by Toast, Bunnybread and Lemon. Jack Chick rounds out part three, puts his leg up in the air and reads about a naked man, a shapeshifter, and a lot of oil. Show notes available at thefpl.us.

From the raucous Grumpy's Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an overarching concept of Weird Romance, you'll be hearing pieces many different books, all written by authors with different mental problems. John Toast starts out the evening with a book about very big breasts that make you want to... well, you know... Then Isfahan steps in with a teen gay werewolf romance novel crushed under its own dialogue. Then Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop and Lemon perform the first erotic playlet of the night and this one has a backslash in it. Bunnybread has a soft romantic story about a well endowed troll who loves oral sex. Frank West reads probably the worst thing we've ever heard, no really I mean it, this one is super disturbing. Portaxx apologies for Frank West and, recognizing the popularity of supernatural romance stories, just runs through some boilerplate story that takes place at a circus. Then to round out part one, Victor Laszlo and STOG are Batman and Robin, just like that dream you had once. Show notes available at thefpl.us.

AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station. Show notes available at thefpl.us.

SongWritingFever.com is a place on the internet where self-professed songwriters can post lyrics without accompaniment, and it's up to the internet to build a song around what they have. Alright then, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Our first-ever musical episode has 5 ridiculists trying their best to sing the unsingable. The rest is for the remix. Show notes and downloadable MP3s of all the raw audio tracks available at thefpl.us.