Red Handed and Dirty

The Year of Us continues with quite the shindig! This week, we're remembering the huge parties we used to throw back in the '90s. We're talking costumes and decorations and tapping kegs and inventing cocktails and burning bras on sticks. Grab yourself a Think Pink and a slice of brain nivernaise and enjoy the party!

Promo: OctoberpodVHS https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   

 

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Come back with us to the days of mimeographed and photocopied booklets filled with writing and art of often terrible quality! Fanzines showcased all the raw enthusiasm of fandom with very little editorial gatekeeping until the rise of crappy Geocities web pages made them financially impractical.

Hear us doing dramatic readings and even SINGING, at least when we aren’t laughing! We remember Pitney’s old friend Vivian (may she rest in peace) and share a story about our own attempt at creating a zine. And then we give you a song.

 

Promos:

Ignorance Was Bliss  https://iwbpodcast.com

2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  

 

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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#doctorwho #fanzines #zines #classicwho #leela #filk #fandom #myhr #slashfic #startrek 

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Do you love thrifting? Us too! Whether it’s collecting records, decorating a home, or developing a personal style, there’s nothing as fun as getting cool stuff on the cheap.

 

Promo: Social Detective Podcast https://linktr.ee/crimecakes   

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

 

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

 

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#thrifting #thriftshopping #vintage #collectors 

 

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Over ninety minutes of the best weirdos we can remember.

Mourning Split Pea Andersen's and celebrating the fan uprising to save Our Flag Means Death (if you love us, you’ll sign the petition at https://www.renewasacrew.com/ !)

The nerd who played a bootleg of Phantom Menace right out in the open in a hotel lobby.

Chet New Orleans and his mother.

Totally Con Barbie is into fashion fun AND Buckaroo Bonzai!

Deedee and her scrapbook.

Miss Promdress.

Mister Diskette.

Betty Boooooop!

The Troll Whipper.

Roberta de Montrose.

Memories of HavenCon (aka we fucking love furries).

Mister Buttons.

And throughout, the glorious Myhr!!!!

#LaughWhileYouCanMonkeyBoy 

 

Promos: Oddball Aussie Podcast https://t.co/27yVNxYHDT  and 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

 

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. 

 

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#confreaks 

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Happy episode 200 for those who celebrate, plus we're giving everyone a reason to get excited about 2024. 40 years of friendship ain't nothin'  to sneeze at. So put on your knockoff "Beat It" jacket and pegged jeans, cuz we're taking you back to 1984.

 

Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.ourtruecrimepodcast.com/   

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

 

We may be awful, but we're right!   

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

 

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#anniversaryshow #200thepisode #bestfriends #doctorwho #rockyhorror 

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Our dog babies are getting old. Joan Crawford gags over Bette Davis. Amelia dreams of coffee-flavored toothpaste. Children misbehave at a holiday concert. Hostess snack cakes reign supreme.

RING IN 2024 WITH OUR 200TH EPISODE, JANUARY 12! 

Promos:

Serial Napper Podcast https://serialnapper.com/  

2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 

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We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  

 

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  

 

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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#bettedavis #joancrawford #theanniversary #whateverhappenedtobabyjane #hostesscupcakes #hostesssnackcakes #littledebbiesnackcakes

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An instant camp classic! Get ready for the most perfect pairing ever -- Christmas and the Valley of the Dolls! We reenact our favorite scene from the movie, Amelia presents A Very Valley of the Dolls Christmas, Pitney gives tips on turning your home into an authentic 60s party paradise, and we plan your perfect cocktail and food menu! You have NO EXCUSE but to throw this party and send us pictures!

 

Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!   

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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#ChristmasSpecial #valleyofthedolls #neelyohara #helenlawson #xmas #christmas 

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KISS is finally sitting down and taking a rest after nearly 50 years of touring. We thought it would be a great time to tell you all how much we love them! First we'll tell the stories of what made us into KISS fans, and then we'll answer these burning questions: 

• What's your favorite filthy KISS song? 
• What's the dreamiest KISS song? 
• What's your favorite KISS video? 
• What song do you want to shitcan from the End of the Road Tour playlist?
• What are your top five KISS albums?
• What are your top five KISS songs?   

 

December 2nd is KISS's final show at Madison Square Garden, and when that concert is over, we are going LIVE. Be sure to follow us on YouTube so you don't miss our special live events!  https://www.youtube.com/@bitchenboutique6953  

#kiss #kissarmy #endoftheroadtour

Promos:  

Reel Feels Podcast https://reelfeelspodcast.podbean.com/  

2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 

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We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   

We may be awful, but we're right!  

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.  

 

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#genesimmons #paulstanley #kissfans 

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Like we do every year, we focus on gratitude in November for our Thankful episode. But this year has some biggies!

- Pitney surprises Amelia with a personal achievement. 

- The importance of found family.

- Knowing when to zip it.

- Happy memories of a crazy past.

- Drag queens are the teachers of youth. 

And we're grateful about the things that are bitchen in our lives, like revisiting an old video game and relishing our goblin nature!

Promo: 
Fellowship of the Geeks https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/  

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We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

 

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. 

 

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#thanksgiving #thankful #gratitude  #lgbt 

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The Duchess. The Valedictorian. That's right, the Narcissisters are back for a scandalous sequel!

More stories to make you cringe and wonder how Amelia doesn't go medieval on them.
Why the Duchess had her head examined. A mysterious decorative towel flourish. And how hard it is to write things on a calendar. 

Plus, the Madonna tour is ON and CadaverCast's Alistair watched Night of the Demons!  

Promos:

Ignorance Was Bliss  https://iwbpodcast.com  

2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  

(Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
 

 

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 

 

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And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique

 

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

 

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

 

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

 

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#narcissisters #familydrama #middlechild #narcissism #emotionalabuse 

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