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    Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

    Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday. A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!
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    Kiddie Pool Island

    Kiddie Pool Island

    The Year of Us continues with quite the shindig! This week, we're remembering the huge parties we used to throw back in the '90s. We're talking costumes and decorations and tapping kegs and inventing cocktails and burning bras on sticks. Grab yourself a Think Pink and a slice of brain nivernaise and enjoy the party!

    Promo: OctoberpodVHS https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 

     

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   

     

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #parties #costumeparties #anniversaryparties #birthdayparties #halloweenparties #dinnerparties 

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    Red Handed and Dirty

    Red Handed and Dirty

    Come back with us to the days of mimeographed and photocopied booklets filled with writing and art of often terrible quality! Fanzines showcased all the raw enthusiasm of fandom with very little editorial gatekeeping until the rise of crappy Geocities web pages made them financially impractical.

    Hear us doing dramatic readings and even SINGING, at least when we aren’t laughing! We remember Pitney’s old friend Vivian (may she rest in peace) and share a story about our own attempt at creating a zine. And then we give you a song.

     

    Promos:

    Ignorance Was Bliss  https://iwbpodcast.com

    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  

     

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique 

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  

     

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

     

    #doctorwho #fanzines #zines #classicwho #leela #filk #fandom #myhr #slashfic #startrek 

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    Let's Go Thrifting!

    Let's Go Thrifting!

    Do you love thrifting? Us too! Whether it’s collecting records, decorating a home, or developing a personal style, there’s nothing as fun as getting cool stuff on the cheap.

     

    Promo: Social Detective Podcast https://linktr.ee/crimecakes   

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

     

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique 

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

     

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

     

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #thrifting #thriftshopping #vintage #collectors 

     

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    Life Among the Weirdos

    Life Among the Weirdos

    Over ninety minutes of the best weirdos we can remember.

    Mourning Split Pea Andersen's and celebrating the fan uprising to save Our Flag Means Death (if you love us, you’ll sign the petition at https://www.renewasacrew.com/ !)

    The nerd who played a bootleg of Phantom Menace right out in the open in a hotel lobby.

    Chet New Orleans and his mother.

    Totally Con Barbie is into fashion fun AND Buckaroo Bonzai!

    Deedee and her scrapbook.

    Miss Promdress.

    Mister Diskette.

    Betty Boooooop!

    The Troll Whipper.

    Roberta de Montrose.

    Memories of HavenCon (aka we fucking love furries).

    Mister Buttons.

    And throughout, the glorious Myhr!!!!

    #LaughWhileYouCanMonkeyBoy 

     

    Promos: Oddball Aussie Podcast https://t.co/27yVNxYHDT  and 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 

     

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique 

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

     

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. 

     

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #confreaks 

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    The Year of Us

    The Year of Us

    Happy episode 200 for those who celebrate, plus we're giving everyone a reason to get excited about 2024. 40 years of friendship ain't nothin'  to sneeze at. So put on your knockoff "Beat It" jacket and pegged jeans, cuz we're taking you back to 1984.

     

    Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.ourtruecrimepodcast.com/   

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) 

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  

     

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

     

    We may be awful, but we're right!   

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

     

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #anniversaryshow #200thepisode #bestfriends #doctorwho #rockyhorror 

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    Body Odor Offends Me

    Body Odor Offends Me

    Our dog babies are getting old. Joan Crawford gags over Bette Davis. Amelia dreams of coffee-flavored toothpaste. Children misbehave at a holiday concert. Hostess snack cakes reign supreme.

    RING IN 2024 WITH OUR 200TH EPISODE, JANUARY 12! 

    Promos:

    Serial Napper Podcast https://serialnapper.com/  

    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 


    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  

     

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique 

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  

     

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

     

    #bettedavis #joancrawford #theanniversary #whateverhappenedtobabyjane #hostesscupcakes #hostesssnackcakes #littledebbiesnackcakes

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    Deck the Dolls!

    Deck the Dolls!

    An instant camp classic! Get ready for the most perfect pairing ever -- Christmas and the Valley of the Dolls! We reenact our favorite scene from the movie, Amelia presents A Very Valley of the Dolls Christmas, Pitney gives tips on turning your home into an authentic 60s party paradise, and we plan your perfect cocktail and food menu! You have NO EXCUSE but to throw this party and send us pictures!

     

    Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) 

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ 

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right!   

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

     

    #ChristmasSpecial #valleyofthedolls #neelyohara #helenlawson #xmas #christmas 

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth 

    End of the Road

    End of the Road

    KISS is finally sitting down and taking a rest after nearly 50 years of touring. We thought it would be a great time to tell you all how much we love them! First we'll tell the stories of what made us into KISS fans, and then we'll answer these burning questions: 

    • What's your favorite filthy KISS song? 
    • What's the dreamiest KISS song? 
    • What's your favorite KISS video? 
    • What song do you want to shitcan from the End of the Road Tour playlist?
    • What are your top five KISS albums?
    • What are your top five KISS songs?   

     

    December 2nd is KISS's final show at Madison Square Garden, and when that concert is over, we are going LIVE. Be sure to follow us on YouTube so you don't miss our special live events!  https://www.youtube.com/@bitchenboutique6953  

    #kiss #kissarmy #endoftheroadtour

    Promos:  

    Reel Feels Podcast https://reelfeelspodcast.podbean.com/  

    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) 

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique     

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/ 

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique 

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   

    We may be awful, but we're right!  

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.  

     

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #genesimmons #paulstanley #kissfans 

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    Thankful 8: Beatitude of Gratitude

    Thankful 8: Beatitude of Gratitude

    Like we do every year, we focus on gratitude in November for our Thankful episode. But this year has some biggies!

    - Pitney surprises Amelia with a personal achievement. 

    - The importance of found family.

    - Knowing when to zip it.

    - Happy memories of a crazy past.

    - Drag queens are the teachers of youth. 

    And we're grateful about the things that are bitchen in our lives, like revisiting an old video game and relishing our goblin nature!


    Promo: 
    Fellowship of the Geeks https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/  

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) 

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique 

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ 

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/ 

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique

     

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

     

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. 

     

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

     

    #thanksgiving #thankful #gratitude  #lgbt 

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    Beyond the Valley of the Narcissisters

    Beyond the Valley of the Narcissisters

    The Duchess. The Valedictorian. That's right, the Narcissisters are back for a scandalous sequel!

    More stories to make you cringe and wonder how Amelia doesn't go medieval on them.
    Why the Duchess had her head examined. A mysterious decorative towel flourish. And how hard it is to write things on a calendar. 

    Plus, the Madonna tour is ON and CadaverCast's Alistair watched Night of the Demons!  

    Promos:

    Ignorance Was Bliss  https://iwbpodcast.com  

    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     

     

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 

     

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique

     

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

     

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

     

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

     

    #narcissisters #familydrama #middlechild #narcissism #emotionalabuse 

    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    Nosfer- What Now?

    Nosfer- What Now?

    For this year's Halloween special we're talking real-life vampires in the United States, both in the late 1700s and 1800s in New England and in the current day. But first, we visit preparations for Amelia's yard haunt, enjoy some Facebook drama amongst cemetery enthusiasts, and taste some seasonal Spam.

     

    Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  @octoberpodvhs 

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    Master Aster: Hereditary Vs Midsommar

    Master Aster: Hereditary Vs Midsommar

    Supersized episode where we tear into Ari Aster’s first two features, Hereditary and Midsommar, and discuss his genius as a filmmaker.

    Does that mean we love both movies? Does that mean our favorite is your favorite? You’ll have to listen to find out.

    We address not only our opinions but we react to each other’s opinions and address some opinions we’ve gathered from other people. But no matter what you think of them, you’re sure to agree with something we say!

    Curious about our old episodes that discuss these films?

    Hereditary:

    Murderers, Malcontents, and Malignant Fiends: Trans Characters in Horror https://youtu.be/U5tW1FH5jmI?si=lESwBG1BRxCO1zQ-

    Midsommar:

    Midsommar: The Pagan Perspective  https://youtu.be/O_bEHJL_DA0?si=AJS7cUW94m3R1dI6 

     

    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  @2SCPodcast 
    & Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A  @ClassiestWtches

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    We may be awful, but we're right! 

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

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    Stick Your Finger In Your Ear

    Stick Your Finger In Your Ear

    We cover a lot of topics, so I'm just gonna make a list:

     

    • Talking about oppressive heat like the old farts we are!
    • Omigod your toenails are so grody!
    • The joys of smoking!
    • What we've done live on video!
    • Jalapeno dangers!
    • Sudden Benny Hill memories!
    • Our Flag Means Death is back, and so is Joni Mitchell!

     

    Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  

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    We may be awful, but we're right!   

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

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    Crocs N Socks

    Crocs N Socks

    Crocs at pride, El Gato Gomez, the scandalous truth about the Butter Cow, blood is thicker than water, hold your horses, Fulton County Inmate Number P01135809, and the Worst Person in the World. 

     

    Promos: 

     
    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  @2SCPodcast 

    Serial Napper https://serialnapper.com/  @serial_napper 

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    We may be awful, but we're right!  

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

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    There's Always Limahl

    There's Always Limahl

    First up, we remember the genius (and the hotness) than was Paul Reubens, and then we fret over who might be the next GenX icon to leave us. 

     

    Then Pitney takes a trip to the Santa Clara County Fair to see a KISS tribute band called Mr Speed, which gets us excited about KISS tributes again, Amelia has a great idea for the future of the KISS franchise, and Pitney reminisces about their past (buying albums on CASSETTE!). And we talk about other concerts we've seen at the county fair, like the Mamas and the Papas, Jan and Dean, and Amelia shares some fabulous state fair stories including a BUTTER COW!   

     

    PLUS! (oh my god the bitchenness just keeps going!) the drag queen who topped the Christian music charts and finding a missing out of print CD in a random box! 

     

    (Don't forget to stay till the very end for a look into our possible exciting future!)  


    Promo:

    Three Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls  @3spookedgirls


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    We may be awful, but we're right!   

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   

     

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    #GenX #PeeWeeHerman #PaulReubens #KISSTribute #ShoutItOutLoudCast #ChrisJericho 

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    Circling the Hole Again

    Circling the Hole Again

    We're diving once again into everyone's favorite subreddit, Am I The Asshole, only this time the reader of the AITAs is our special guest, Mr. Amelia! But first, Amelia has to work through some anger about inferior construction and materials in women's tank tops.

     
    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and Curious Cat   

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    We may be awful, but we're right!  

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. 

     

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    Think Pink

    Think Pink

    We're into Barbie! Get our pre-movie excitement here and our post-movie excitement on video! (Catch us LIVE Saturday 7/29 time TBD, or later on our YouTube channel.   

    But it's not just Barbie -- it's farting as a debate tactic, it’s Pink Ladies in a pink mall, it's rediscovering the bliss of the Japanese pop music we listened to in the 90s, it's a trip to Weirdo Corner, and a fantasy cover of Think Pink that chokes Amelia until she dies from the ecstasy. You know you're curious. 

    Get your Barbielicious Team Bitchen shirts at TeePublic!   

    Promo: Octoberpod   

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    We may be awful, but we're right!  

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

     

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    #Barbie #BarbieMovie #TeamBitchen #ThinkPink #JustKen #HiBarbie

     

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    Old Man Yells At The Cloud

    Old Man Yells At The Cloud


    We're upset, and we know you are too. But for now let's focus on the more therapeutic and entertaining fun of raging at things that make us irrationally angry. Words we’re sick of hearing. TV commercials we hate. The cheerful "like a lightbulb" during Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We've had it up to here and we're letting it out for your enjoyment.

     

    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Invasion of the Remake  
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    We may be awful, but we're right!  
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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    A Late Pride

    A Late Pride

    Happy Pride 2023! Gotta latte of pride and it's better latte than never. Get it?  


    This year's Pride episode stays in the neighborhood of the butthole, and we swear we didn't plan it like that at all. First, we dished on The Bottom Digest, an influencer who wants to make bottoms bottom the best. And while we were on the subject of butthole maintenance, we had a bit of bidet banter! And then it was time for some transphobic assholes in the news, until we wrapped it up with the death of one of the biggest assholes ever.   

    And speaking of him, we mentioned a bit of merch inspired by him. That link is right here, honey. Go get you some. 

     TeePublic - PPL Pride!  

     

    Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers   

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    We may be awful, but we're right!  

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  

     

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

     

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    #pride #pridemonth #lgbtq #LGBT #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth