SH 201: Smoothin It Out!

When all of your other podcasts are throwing up reruns, mailbags, and other worthless manure, Johnny K is bringing fresh content on the dead week between Xmas and New Years! Here, Johnny analyzes the New Year's tune, Auld Lang Syne. Then he asks ChatGPT to make a Benny Hill version of the song called Old Wang Signs...and then ChatGPT writes New Year's lyrics to Yakety Sax. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical space cadet marches you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

In the throes of Xmas hell, Johnny recounts a lonnnnng trip to the adult store to buy a girthy Xmas present for a friend. Happy festive period everyone! This Hut is more of an adult nature than most of the other ones so...wear protection. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical girth you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny uses his super secret hotline number to ring up the north pole for a probing conversation with the big man himself, old Kris Kringle. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical organismics you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After some crunchworthy metal riffage from Johnny, he gives a deep dive of the twin Metallica concerts he saw up in Detroit recently. He gives a comprehensive recap of the Ford Field concert experience and a song by song analysis of the kick ass shows from the greatest band the world has ever known. If you're a Metallica fan, you'll love this talk; if you're not a Metallica fan, you'll enjoy the ride (the lightning) nonetheless. The setlists: Friday 1. Creeping Death 2. Harvester of Sorrow 3. Through the Never 4. Leper Messiah 5. Lux Æterna 6. Too Far Gone? (followed by “Primo” Kirk & Rob doodle) 7. Fade to Black 8. Shadows Follow 9. Orion 10 Nothing Else Matters 11. Sad but True 12. The Day That Never Comes 13. Hardwired 14. Fuel 15. Seek & Destroy 16. Master of Puppets Sunday It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) The Ecstasy of Gold 1. Whiplash 2. For Whom the Bell Tolls 3. Ride the Lightning 4. Dirty Window 5. 72 Seasons 6. If Darkness Had a Son (Followed by “Motown Yo Town”… more ) 7. Welcome Home (Sanitarium) 8. You Must Burn! 9. The Call of Ktulu 10. The Unforgiven 11. Wherever I May Roam 12. Moth Into Flame 13. Fight Fire With Fire 14. Whiskey in the Jar 15. One 16. Enter Sandman Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical metallurgy you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny kicks off the new season by recapping how he ended up not wearing underwear and the challenges of pouchy boxer briefs, unbathed nudity, and folliculitis. Then after a word from our sponsor, Uncle Dave's Taint Cream, we check in with Beef Girthhouse for Browns vs. Ravens analysis. And more! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical squeakeration you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Patty Links, Sweet Smokie, and Spicy Smokie join Johnny for the umpteenth annual Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza! These food experts sample pumpkin spice ice creams, butter, cream cheese, yoghurt, cookies, whip cream, cereal, Twinkies, candies, marshmallows, cake rolls, cinnamon rolls, oatmeal, muffins, pretzels, candies, and oh so much more. PLEASE! Don't try this at home! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical nutmeg you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After lamenting the plight of the Cleveland Browns and his survivor pool picks, Johnny empasizes the importance of educating your own dumb ass. Thsn it's time for ChatGPT comedy! Johnny asks ChatGPT to write a pre-game speech from a college coach to a football team about to play their arch rivals on a field covered with 3 inches of spaghetti and meatballs. Then he asks ChatGPT to write a Stephen Colbert monologue regarding astronauts finding spaghetti and meatballs on the moon, a French gymnast diving 100 ft into a pool of spaghetti and meatballs, and a motorcycle gang getting pelted with spaghetti and meatballs by Johnny Kielbasa. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical marinara you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's spaghetti platter. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After Johnny talks about Season 1 and 2 of Narcos. Then Beef Girthhouse joins up to talk about the beginning of the NFL season. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical oom pah pah you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After Wah Wah Butter, Johnny takes us on a journey though a dreamscape hellscape bus tour. Then he calls his therapist, Dr. Superfluitz to get help on organizing the clutter in and around his lift. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical dreamscapes you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After listening to a Bethany Frankel Podcast, Johnny (late to the party again) got sucked into Vanderpump Rules Season 10/Scandoval! After regrettably binging season 10, Johnny unloads on being put through the ringer of reality television sewage. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical basement floods you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks