Podcast Summary
Two Bears 5K event with celebrities and a party: Join the Two Bears 5K event for a fun day with celebrities, a big race, and a party, sponsored by Kettle and Fire Bone Broth. Hypothetically discuss the potential dating pool size and exclusive dating apps.
The Two Bears 5K event is happening on May 7th, and it's going to be a fun-filled day with celebrities like Jelly Roll, Shangela, Tim Dillon, Mark Normand, Cam Haynes, Michelle Wolf, and more in attendance. The event will include a big race followed by a party with a DJ. Kettle and Fire Bone Broth, made with all organic ingredients, is sponsoring the event and offering a discount for listeners. The hosts discussed hypothetically about using dating apps and wondered about the percentage of the population one could potentially be intimate with. They also discussed the concept of Raya, an exclusive dating app, and joked about creating Ria accounts for their wives. Nick Thune was mentioned as a good example of someone who might be "over pussy" due to his high number of partners.
Speakers rely on personal experience and word of mouth for new practices: Despite focusing on health, speakers may not prioritize scientific research when adopting new practices, instead relying on personal experience and word of mouth.
Despite their focus on health and wellness, the speakers in this conversation don't always prioritize research or scientific knowledge when incorporating new practices into their routines. Instead, they often discover new methods through word of mouth or online sources and adopt them based on personal experience and enjoyment. This approach was evident in their discussions about bone broth, workouts, and various supplements like BPC 157. While they may not fully understand the science behind these practices, they believe in their benefits and continue to incorporate them into their lives.
Discovering Joy and Authenticity through Prioritization and Therapy: Embrace authenticity, prioritize joy, and use therapy to quantify sources of happiness. Value unique qualities in individuals and prioritize efficiency in business.
The speaker values authenticity and finds happiness in prioritizing what truly matters to them. This is evident in their experiences with therapy, where they discovered the importance of quantifying and making time for sources of joy. Additionally, they appreciate cool styles and find certain individuals sexually attractive, regardless of gender, if they possess unique qualities. The speaker also emphasizes the importance of efficiency in business operations and the benefits of using NetSuite for unified business management. Lastly, they encourage listeners to take advantage of opportunities, such as DraftKings Sportsbook's offer for new customers.
NBA Stars and Sexual Desire: A Playful Podcast Discussion: The podcast participants shared their hypothetical lists of NBA players they'd have sex with, discussing preferences and celebrity influence, while emphasizing the balance between physical attraction and personal connection.
During a podcast discussion, the participants expressed their excitement about meeting Shaq and shared their hypothetical lists of NBA players they would hypothetically have sex with. The conversation also touched upon their preferences and the influence of celebrity status on their choices. Additionally, they debated the balance between physical attraction and personal connection when considering whom to name as the most desirable celebrity for a hypothetical sexual encounter. The conversation showcased their humor, chemistry, and shared interests, demonstrating the importance of camaraderie and enjoyment in such discussions.
Preferring depth over fun: The speaker values individuals with depth and substance, preferring meaningful conversations and connections over a fun night out.
While there are many talented individuals in the world, it's the depth and substance of a person's character and intellect that truly enriches our lives. The speaker expresses a preference for engaging in meaningful conversations and connections with individuals like Winston Churchill, rather than just having a fun night out with someone like Channing Tatum. However, the speaker also acknowledges the appeal of someone like Hugh Jackman, who offers both talent and a deep connection. Ultimately, the speaker values individuals who challenge and broaden their horizons, whether it's through art or intellectual pursuits. The conversation also touches on the idea of being part of a family or a close-knit group, which adds to the richness of one's life experiences.
Encounters with Famous Men: Power Dynamics and Desire: The speaker shares stories of encounters with Ben Affleck and Leo DiCaprio, highlighting power dynamics and his fascination with their bodies, as well as his attempts to get favors from them.
The speaker in this conversation often finds himself in situations involving famous and powerful men, who try to exert their influence over him. He shares stories of encounters with Ben Affleck and Leo DiCaprio, where they tried to persuade him to join them for a night out or make requests of him. Another common theme is the speaker's fascination with these men's bodies and his desire to be close to them. The conversation also touches on the speaker's dreams of getting these men to do favors for him, such as Leo DiCaprio performing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Throughout the conversation, there is a sense of power dynamics at play, with the speaker feeling both drawn to and overwhelmed by the men he encounters. Additionally, the speaker makes a brief mention of considering life insurance and getting a better deal on wireless plans.
Preferred Romantic Partners: Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, and More: Speaker expresses preference for certain celebrity types, acknowledges lack of diversity in choices, and ponders societal influences on romantic attractions.
The speaker in this conversation is discussing his preferences for hypothetical romantic partners, expressing a fondness for individuals like Leonardo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp, and comparing them to figures like Odell Beckham Jr. and John Stamos. He acknowledges the lack of diversity in his choices and briefly considers the hypothetical possibility of dating individuals with different backgrounds, such as Hitler or John Stamos. The conversation is filled with humor and lighthearted banter, but it also touches upon broader themes of identity, representation, and societal expectations. Ultimately, the speaker's choices are driven by his personal attractions and experiences, but the conversation raises questions about the role of race, power, and societal norms in shaping our desires and perceptions.
Valuing Meaningful Connections and Long-Term Relationships: The speaker prioritizes companionship, shared activities, and meaningful connections over physical attributes in relationships.
The speaker values meaningful connections and long-term relationships, even if it means choosing someone who may not be as traditionally desirable or famous. They are willing to overlook certain aspects, such as age or appearance, if the person aligns with their values and brings joy to their life. The speaker also appreciates individuals with unique stories and experiences. Ultimately, they prioritize companionship and shared activities over physical attributes. The conversation also showcases the speaker's sense of humor and lightheartedness when discussing potential romantic partners.
Preferences and desires in relationships: People's relationship preferences can be influenced by various factors and may surprise others, emphasizing the importance of individuality and freedom to make choices.
People have different preferences and desires when it comes to relationships, and these preferences can be influenced by various factors such as personal experiences, lifestyle choices, and attraction to certain individuals. In the given conversation, Bert Kreischer expressed his desire for a homosexual relationship with Johnny Depp, despite being surprised by his choice due to his admiration for Hugh Jackman. The conversation also touched upon the idea that some individuals may be more drawn to certain lifestyles or experiences, and that these choices can impact the nature and longevity of relationships. Ultimately, the conversation highlights the importance of individuality and the freedom to make choices based on personal preferences, even if they may surprise others.
Perceiving Ben Affleck as an intriguing friend: Friendships are subjective and based on unique qualities, making Ben Affleck an intriguing friend option for some despite initial perceptions.
During a conversation about hypothetical friendships with various famous actors, it was revealed that Ben Affleck was perceived as a more interesting and unpredictable friend compared to others like Matt Damon or Brad Pitt. The speaker shared personal experiences and observations that highlighted Ben Affleck's depth, intelligence, and charisma. Despite not initially choosing him in a hypothetical bracket, the speaker expressed admiration and a desire for friendship with Ben Affleck. This conversation illustrates the subjective nature of friendship and the unique qualities that draw people to certain individuals.
A tale of two Chris's: Emily Blunt and John Krasinski's down-to-earth personalities: Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are known for making celebrities feel approachable and are considered 'regular guys' in Hollywood.
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are known for their approachable and down-to-earth personalities in Hollywood. Despite their celebrity status, they are considered "regular guys" who don't let fame get to their heads. This was highlighted in a conversation where the speaker shared an embarrassing story about mistakenly approaching Chris Robinson, the musician, instead of Chris Porter, a friend of theirs, both named Chris. The speaker also mentioned that they had heard Emily Blunt has the ability to make big celebrities feel human and approachable. The speaker also mentioned that Matt Damon and Chris Hemsworth are similarly approachable celebrities. The conversation also touched on the speaker's upcoming appearance at the Netflix Is A Joke festival and their excitement about attending the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert.
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura Hosting 5K Event: 'Two Bears, One Cause': Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are hosting a 5K event, 'Two Bears, One Cause', on May 7, 2023, with an online component. They aim to make it communal and have teamed up with Spartan Race for promotion. Bert plans to donate $1000 for every minute over his goal time of 8.5 mins/mile to charity.
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are hosting a 5K event called "Two Bears, One Cause" on May 7, 2023, in Los Angeles. The event will have an online component for those who cannot attend in person. Participants should sign up early as the number of attendees will be capped. The duo aims to make the event communal and has teamed up with Spartan Race for promotion. Celebrities like Jelly Roll, Shane Gillis, Tim Dillon, Michelle Wolf, and Mark Norman are expected to attend. The goal time for the 5K is eight and a half minutes per mile for Bert, and he plans to donate a thousand dollars to charity for every minute over his goal time. Bert also shared his pride in having good blood work and encouraged listeners to prioritize their health by getting regular check-ups and monitoring their diet.
Unexpected joy from shared experiences: Personal experiences, especially live music and moments with loved ones, can bring unexpected joy and create lasting memories
Personal experiences, especially those involving live music and shared moments with loved ones, can bring immense joy and create lasting memories. The speaker's story about attending a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert with his daughter and having a surprise encounter with a long-time friend highlights the unexpected thrill and excitement that can come from such experiences. It's not just about the performance itself, but also the connections and memories made during the event. Whether it's a childhood dream come true or a simple moment of recognition, these experiences can have a profound impact on our lives.
Standout concert experiences: Beck's energy at Giant Stadium and DMX's raw energy at the HardKnock Life Tour left lasting impressions on the speaker, showcasing the power of live music to connect and create memorable moments.
The speaker has had the opportunity to attend numerous memorable concerts throughout their life, with Beck's performance at Giant Stadium in 1998 standing out as the absolute best. The speaker was struck by Beck's energy and charisma, despite the show taking place in a half-empty stadium. Other notable performances mentioned include Arrested Development, Pearl Jam, Alex Sucks, Peter Gabriel, Ed Sheeran, Chris Robinson, and DMX. Each artist brought something unique to their performance, leaving a lasting impression on the speaker. DMX's show at the HardKnock Life Tour in Charlotte in 1999 was particularly noteworthy for its raw energy and crowd engagement. Overall, the speaker's experiences at these concerts highlight the power of live music to connect with audiences and create unforgettable moments.
Unique and emotional experiences at live music events: The speaker cherishes intimate acoustic performances and desires to create unforgettable memories for loved ones through live music experiences, regardless of cost
The speaker had unique and emotional experiences at live music events, regardless of the audience demographics or the size of the venue. He cherished the intimate acoustic performances, particularly one by Goose, which left him in tears. The speaker expressed a desire to replicate these experiences for his friends and family, including planning a live-streamed birthday party with hired bands. Despite the potential cost, he believed it would be worth it for the unforgettable memories. The speaker also mentioned his admiration for Frank Black and The Pixies, expressing a dream to arrange an acoustic performance by them as a surprise gift. Overall, the speaker's passion for music and creating meaningful experiences was evident throughout the conversation.
Discussing Private Concert Series for Charity with T-Pain, Erykah Badu, and Karang Bin: Exploring discounted rates for charity private concerts with T-Pain, Erykah Badu, and Karang Bin, allowing audience choice for setlist, and admiring artists prioritizing craft over fame.
The speakers in this conversation were discussing the idea of booking musical acts for a private concert series, with a focus on securing discounted rates for charity. They mentioned various artists they would like to see perform, including T-Pain, Erica Badu, and a musical trio named Karang Bin. They also discussed the possibility of approaching these artists directly and allowing the audience to choose the set list for a more personalized experience. The speakers expressed excitement about the potential for booking these artists for a private party and were confident in their ability to secure discounted rates for charity. They also mentioned their admiration for artists who prioritize their craft over fame and were open to the idea of having the artists perform acoustic sets. Overall, the conversation reflected a passion for music and a creative approach to planning a unique and charitable event.
Planning a surprise Goose episode and promoting a 5k event: The group discussed planning a surprise live episode with Goose and promoted an upcoming 5k event, showcasing their laid-back and humorous dynamic.
The group discussed planning a surprise episode for their show featuring the band Goose playing live. They also mentioned an upcoming 5k event on May 7th, inviting listeners to join them in person or online. Tom and Bert's dynamic was described as Tom telling stories and Bert handling the technical aspects, with the duo jokingly referring to themselves as "two bears, one cake." During the conversation, they also made lighthearted comments about Johnny Depp and Doug Stanhope, and Chad's sketching abilities. Overall, the episode showcased the group's laid-back and humorous dynamic while providing information about upcoming events.
