The Rental Car

Marci has the wrong clothes to go out in public…and ends up out in public. The epic wardrobe fail of Williams, Arizona. The privilege of the curtain-less window. Landlords and the people who hate them

Marci is following a particularly grisly sentencing…because of the perpetrator’s tattoos. Grisly crimes—before and after social networking. Survival skills you do not want your cat to have. Newborn babies: what DO they remember?

 Turi has anxiety, but refuses to do anything that would make it go away…or make it worse.  Marci admits to avoiding information. Middle-school inner dialogue, and when you should give up on making a friend.

News this week of the third divorce among Turi’s friends has the spousal unit asking this important question. And the answer may come down to the weather and an app. Also, a parental accomplishment—you may have reached this money-saving milepost, too.

Everything they tell you about youth and hormones is only half the story. Then there’s the post partum version…and the old lady version. The thing that you allegedly broke, but the explanation makes no sense.

Deceptively good marriages: Other people’s rotten spouses are easy to spot---and then it happens. Marci explains her accent.  Backyard cattle update. Deceptively perfect babies.

Marci has read the account of a man who perished at the hands—well, claws and teeth, actually, of his pet. Turi explains that this is JUST like people who date bad boyfriends. And, amazingly, you will find her theory makes perfect sense. The marauding goats and cattle are back—indoors, this time. 

Turi is fascinated by a late night TV ad.which is better than what she’s been watching on disc, for the Screen Actors’ Guild awards. Marci has found a movie that’s even worse than watching “Black Adam”…again. #BradleyCooper #Maestro #BlackAdam #Bernstein #SAG

Marci claims her body parts could top the predictions of cataclysmic flooding during Turi’s work trip to LA. The helpful spouse and the bargain rental car. What (not) to do after you get sacked from your job in 2024.

Marci is back from grand-maternity leave. She’s got diapers to change, and a cat in her bathroom. Turi has returned from Mexico. Plumbing also played a big role in her vacation.