Bob Schneider's Song Club

Bob talks about being grateful for the musicians he gets to make music with, compares himself to Andy Warhol, building your own smart phone, compares writing songs to a blind squirrel collecting nuts, picks his favorite ways to die, the new Tony Hawk documentary, let's his audience in on some of his recording secrets and presents the songs MY FAVORITE THING, 100 COPS, STRANGE CITY, LOVELY, MAUDE, THE MILKMAID OF WILMINGTON DELAWARE and MEDICAL CAREER.

Bob Schneider talks about Paul Simon's legs, warns EMINEM not to rap battle him, complains about his computer not working properly, how authentic his Australian accent is and presents the songs THE MONSTER WITH A THOUSAND FINGERS, SLEEP AT NIGHT, PROMISES PROMISES, I HAD TO LAUGH, COMING MY WAY DIRTY FEELING, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT and EVERYTHING YOU LOVE

In this episode, Bob talks about using the B word, dating 'Austin-The City', 'Gone With The Wind', the public library. 'Pumping P', pooping in peace, how to pronounce 'Meghan Thee Stallion, and presents the songs DOCTOR STRANGE, DR PEPPER, GODDESS, HERE AND THERE, HOLDING THE HORSES, KILLING MYSELF, THE PROBLEM WITH MEETING NEW PEOPLE and SPRAY TAN

In this gripping installment of the Song Club Bob recalls some old titty bar stories, trying to date a nymphomaniac, can't come up with Ted Turner's name, billionaire's foot care, talks about getting covid while vaccinated, buying a map of the future back in the 90's, rolling dice at the craps table and presents the songs: NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THE SHINING, BREAKING MY HEART FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE, TITTY BAR, WEED IN THE BABY BOTTLE, WATCH THE COLORS RUN, THE VAPOR KING and WATCH SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

Bob talks about Bob Ross' hair, calls himself 'daddy', taking off your shirt at the office, having people come over and stay too long, talks about bringing a machete to class as a substitute teacher, and presents the songs BITCH YOU'RE THE BOMB, COME AWAY WITH ME, BLACK RAINBOW, WAIT FOR ME, HAPPY FACE, HOP ON THE WORLD, I MAY I MAY NOT and I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE in front of a 'live'? audience.

In this fun-filled episode Bob talks about not being able to spell names like Johnson, and that there's only one way to spell Schneider, discusses writing a song with Max Frost, talks about his first few bands The Warriors, Bitter Lemon and The Crying Dimes, how an upright piano is a hard instrument to travel with, getting off the beaten song writing path, being the originator of the guitar and drum band duo format, and presents the following songs: WU-TANG CLAN AN AMERICAN SAGA, HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT DANCING, FACE OF THE JESUS, THINK SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY WON, MENTAL PROBLEMS, MOMENT OF DARKNESS, and MR T.

Bob talks about getting the goods out, christian and country music, plays his international musical instruments, tells you how to write great songs the easy and fast and fun way and presents the songs: SWEET BOMB BAE, BABY BOY, NORMAN MACDONALD (SUPERNERD), GROUND OUT, BROOKLYN, THE DAY THE DEVIL DIED, BROKE DICK and ELECTROCUTED BY THE SUN

On this months podcast Bob talks about getting 100 million subscribers and how his life would be so much better, why Aquaman sucks and how, with some of his creative 'juices' it could be so much better and introduces the world to his songs HOT GIRL GOT THE BLUES, HIGH ON YOU, CHINESE LADY, METHANIA, JACK'S HANDSOME FORTUNE, HOW HIGH WE ARE TONIGHT, YOU GOT MY ATTENTION and BLANCO.

On this episode Bob talks about his process of writing songs and why it's better than Taylor Swift's way of writing songs, complains about the noise the neighbors are making, explains chiggers, being a real man, as well as introducing the songs THE HIGHWAY, THIS OR THAT, BACK IN THE GAME, ALL WE HAVE TO GIVE, 8 DAY CLOCK, BEFORE THE WAR WAS WON, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS and THE LONG YEARS OF WAR ARE OVER.

Bob talks about how to pronounce the word 'computer', rocking rhymes that are right on time, speaks a little fluent Italian, seeing the movie 'Jaws' when he was a kid, gets deep into group therapy and introduces the songs JAWS, CHEESECAKE FACTORY BAR, VIDEOLAND, HERE COME MY BABY, HALF HERE, THE LAST AND FINAL SAD DAYS OF THE KING, HARD ROCK CHOICES and WHAT LADIES LIKE.

Bob talks about the key to happiness and introduces and talks about these songs from his Patreon Song Club: FISH FINGERS, SHAKE A LITTLE BIT, HANDS, TEETH, HEY SUPERSTAR, GET READY TO ROCK, FAR OUT AT SEA and A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE WORLD. Watch the full episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/eGgJeBDFXRo

In this month's podcast Bob throws shade on the Phoenix airport, tells a story about a woman who thought he was an alien, mentions Deichkind being his favorite band and crushing on them, talks about milk pasteurization and how it's a metaphor for his studio records, how he doesn't like titty bars and presents the following songs: THE CAPTAIN, I WAS ON DRUGS, SISYPHUS, VIVA LA DET DOWN, MAKING RAIN, THE MAN FROM OUTER SPACE, THE LOVE THEME FROM MORK AND MINDY and HILLBILLY ELEPHANT.

Bob uses the word 'son' over and over again. Does the podcast over and over until he gets it right, gives advice to Matthew David McConaughey, mentions Kurt Vile, talks about all the guests he has on the show, does an English Accent, shares stories from 'SNOVID', talks about the 'lazy whistle', 'Different Strokes', and presents the songs HOLLYWOOD, NUMBED, HYUNDAI, HORSERADISH, GODDAMNIT, THE GREY RAY AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, ASSKNOCKER, and DUDE, I COULDN'T TELL IF HE WAS COMING OR GOING. Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/em4x0UXepDk

In this episode Bob compares himself to Usain Bolt, talks about writing one of the longest songs ever written, explains how the words 'left' and 'right' are written, tears back the curtain and let's you see how the sausage gets made and a bunch of other crap and introduces you to the songs COPS AND ROBBERS, ANXIETY ATTACK, CONSTELLATION, WORD BORN, NEW MEXICO, ALL WE CAN DO and LORD OF THE VAMPIRES. Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/F9KYdd267EY

In this podcast Bob talks about his new album, 'IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER' that is coming out soon. How it was made and what inspired some of the songs. The songs he introduces are, BOYS YOU LIKE, I LOVE THIS LIFE, JOEY'S SONG, LORD OF THE FLIES, I'M A MAN, IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER, SMALL DREAMS, THE WORLD TURNS BLUE, THOR, AMERICAN JESUS, THE SUN'S COMING and THE BAND PLAYS ON. He also discuss how shitty Spectrum internet is, as well as some other stuff. Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/D8pSvncGbd8

Bob let's everyone know what good art is, forgo's cars forever, how his mom has Covid, talks about getting greychin, talks about how good looking Will Smith is, attending a German Catholic school, the size of the Lord's penis and Bob introduces you to the songs, THE LABEL OF THE LORD, BE THE LIGHT, EVERYTHING IS SUPER EASY, BANG BANG BOOM, GAME OVER GIRL, EMILY DICKINSON, CHRISTMAS PONY and PABLO PICASSO. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/ezT9Q-k5x6s

On the newest podcast Bob talks about getting beaten to death by Taylor Swifts fans, Do-over Mother Fo's, Gisele Bündchen, starting a cult, pronouncing words like tetherball correctly, Prince while he smokes a pipe. He also presents the songs, THE FUTURE, NEW COUNTRY, SPACE TRANCE, MY WONDERWALL, ZOMBIE SUPERMAN, ONE ROAD TO HEAVEN, VENTILATION and THINGS MY HEAD HEARD. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/iHbCjYyTroM

Bob talks about being a master of the Chinese flute and makes a surprise announcement about the upcoming 2021 Super Bowl, he also talks about 'Ringing the Love Bell' and introduces this month's song club songs: HAPPY ENDINGS, GOOD LUCK, BEING JUST FINE, GRAND CHAMPION OF EVERYTHING, WALKING IN THE LIGHT, THE WRATH OF KHAN, GREG THE GANGSTER and RUNNING FROM THE LIGHT. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/BCNsn94EF7Q

Bob talks about 'haters', 'inviting everybody to your brain when you're writing a song', Elon Musk and other interesting stuff and introduces the following songs: CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, ZOMBIE SURFERS ON MARS, GLASS HOUSES, NO MONEY, NO PROBLEMS, THAT OLD FRONT DOOR, THE REST OF THE WORLD, TUTAONA, and THE MOTHER/DAUGHTER/HOLY GHOST. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/NyPyZCGwH1E

Bob Talks about 'not being a dick,' 'how smooth his voice is,' 'liam neeson', 'Les Mis,' as well as introduces the songs: THE DESTROYER, CRYBABY, KISS ME BABY, A HARD THING TO DO, BETWEEN CONCERNS, COMING AND GOING, BLIND SPOT and LANA DEL RAY. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/94cPHJDcQsk