Character Debates

Hey Heathens! We are feeling ourselves this week as we deliver another top notch episode on the original sin...Pride! That's right! We have a hot vapid Nightclub chick debating the Hunchback of New Jersey on Should Pride be one of the 7 Deadly Sins?

Hot button topic alert this week as Character Debates delves into the border crisis. No, not that one! The Northern border crisis!!!! Listen to a Justin Trudeau hating, Alberta oilfield worker debate a xenophobic American on if America should shut down the Canadian border!

Learn more about this touchy subject as we analyse Canadian on Canadian crime, Dog killing moose, and if Canadian weather is a human rights violation. All judged by the mayor of Crosby, North Dakota who is thinking about putting up barbed wire across the border! 

Moderator: Michael Harrison  

Terrence Phillip: Danny Martinello  

Phil Jones:Simeon Goodson  

Kjell Vassen: Adam Muller

Valentines Day is around the corner and Character Debates thought it would be as good time as any to decide if short people should be loved. In this one, a woman who only dates tall men debates a self described short king who carries around a step ladder everywhere he goes.

Listen to the passion fly as they talk about back problems, defending a woman from muggers, and how tall guys are more likely to be unfaithful. All judged by a woman who has slept with a guy of every height!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Tim Fogerty: Lukas Arnold

Genevieve Vermicelli: Sabeen Sadiq

Aoife O’Donnell: Katie Boyle

No argument is more heated than one between a married couple! That’s why this one is a scorcher as a lesbian debates if gays should still be allowed to get married with her unhappily married spouse!

Watch them tackle this antiquated argument as they cover pet marriage, bar fights, and the plight of jobless wedding DJ’s. All judged by a guy who is marriage curious .

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Mary Borarr: Veronica Garza

Joanne Borarr-Weesley: Jaye McBride

Paolo Mangubat: Rich Kiamco

No debating that 2023 was a crazy year, but did it suck? This Character Debates retrospective episode tackles that question with a heavily botoxed George Santos debating an arms dealer who sells bullets and medical supplies.

Live from New York...it's another episode of Character Debates!!! We got a big time episode this week as the legendary Adam Sandler joins us to debate a bitter rejected sketch performer on if Saturday Night Live should be cancelled after its 50th season!

Listen to this hysterical yell fight as they discuss bad auditions, laughing during sketches, and how bad Robert Downey Junior was on the show. All judged by show creator and producer, Lorne Michaels!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Adam Sandler: Robbie Goodwin

Bret Hasben: Charles McBee

Lorne Michaels: Harry Terjanian

The Christmas holidays are nothing without a good argument. So this week, we supply a heated one as a Clausophobic Man debates a cigarette smoking, alcoholic Mall Santa on if Mall Santa’s should be retired from X-mas.

Get ready for a whole lotta yelling as they clash about lying to children, pinching elves butts, and Santa bullying! All judged by the owner of the Make It Rain Shopping Center!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Tony Aficionado: Mark Riccadonna

Bob Ezer: Jonathan Randall

Linda Gladstone: Dara Jemmott

Bonjour Character Debate fans! We are going French this week as we decide if France is #1!!! So get a baguette, sit back and listen in as a Belgium hating french pastry chef debates an ignorant Florida mom!

Character Debates brings you one of the most highly anticipated debates of the year as the 45th President returns to argue with his mortal enemy Hillary Clinton on Is Donald Trump the Greatest U.S. President of all Time?

Listen in as they discuss stopping phone terrorism, helping rich people, and why Abraham Lincoln had it easier. All judged by a guy who loves presidents way too much!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Donald Trump: Steven Scott

Hillary Clinton: Cory Kahaney

Ernest Freeman: Luke Thayer

Character Debates has got a treat for you this week as a woman who likes to wear sexy nurse outfits Is squaring off against a Halloween Traditionalist on if Halloween should be sexualized!

Listen to their ghoulish argument about such things as scaring children, Ted Bundy, and why Halloween is a great time to get erections. All judged by an ex-Jehovah Witness who is about to celebrate his first Halloween!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Sam Hain: MYQ Kaplan

Tina Del Montanas: Carmen Lynch

Isiah Marble: Jonathan Randall

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This week we got a healthy debate on a very unhealthy habit! Join us as a conspiracy touting chain smoker argues with a murderous non smoker on if People should be Allowed to Smoke in Public!

See whose arguments goes up in smokes as they debate ceiling stains, lighting up in a shower and why smokers should be beheaded! All judged by Marjorie Taylor Greene!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Morton Downing: Dan Naturman

Argyle Rain: Chase DuRousseau

Marjorie Taylor Greene: Jake Vevera

Character Debates has an episode this week that will make you happy to live for! In this one, an emo woman and a happy finnish guy try to figure out if life is nothing but a soul crushing journey meant to torture our souls!

Catch this meaningful episode as they discuss if wealth brings happiness, whale reincarnation, and if Finland is full of sociopaths, All judged by an existential philosopher who hates the Paul brothers!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Pandora: Erin Maguire

Guut Hyvarnien: Andy Haynes

Ryan Scott McFadden : Jake Vevera

On this week's episode, we have comedians talking about comedy on a podcast! That's right! How original! Listen as the jokes fly when a Christian comedian who only tells jokes about fruit debates a dirty shock comic on if Standup Comedy should be clean!

In this one, they argue about the merits of stool humping, cursing to sell weak jokes, and why kids are the dumbest audiences you can entertain. All judged by a female club booker who sleeps with comics!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Marla Maples: Anthony Devito

Linda Lopez: Jess Salomon

Bobby Leotard: Jake Vevera

In another episode of us getting whoever the hell we want, the great Al Pacino joins us as he goes Scarface on a concerned parent who thinks that he shouldn't have kids!

Listen to them disagree on putting kids in the dryer, wearing black clothing, and raising kids on coupons. All judged by a 65 year old sleepy guy who doesn't know if he should have kids!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Alexis: Liz Glazer

Al Pacino: Daniel Ares

Harold McMurray: Jake Vevera

Let's fire up another sexy episode! Character Debates is back to talk about One Night Stands! Join us as a woman who enjoys the pleasures of flesh debates a heartbroken guy she slept with once!

Emotions are at an all time high as they argue over pet ferrets, nipple play, and fisting on a first date! All judged by a guy who prefers 3 night stands!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Miss Atlantis: Chanel Ali

Billy Depend: Jonathan Randall

Joe Treize: Jake Vevera

Character Debates has another hilariously entertaining episode this week as we tackle the classic argument of what is better, books or movies!

This one features a sassy movie geek arguing with a bookworm whose literary addiction has made him unemployable. They discuss all the major talking points including paper cuts, the impossibility of reading and eating, and why movies endanger old men! All judged by legendary author JK Rowling!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Clarice Ripley: Divya Gunasekaran

David Foster Franzen: Lucas Connolly

JK Rowling: Jake Vevera

Character Debates starts off the 3rd season hot as we have none other than Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy debating a Spoiled American on Should the Ukraine Forfeit the war? 

Featuring NYC Podcast comedy greats Robbie Goodwin and Chris Faga, we discuss Zelensky's standup comedy prospects, how the Ukrainian war really started, and if Putin is rehirable if he loses the war! All judged by an Amish fellow who likes TV!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

President Zelensky: Robbie Goodwin

Spoiled American: Chris Faga

Mordecai: Jake Vevera

It's the final episode of the second season and we're going Greek! Tik Tok star Maria Constantellis joins us to wage a verbal argument with a new age father who thinks that Greek parents are too strict!

Find out for yourself if Greek parents need to be more nurturing as we discuss such topics as overfeeding your children, how you can't catch COVID in church and Maria's arch enemy Toula!(That Bish!)  All judged by a man from Child Protective Services.

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Maria Constantellis: Gus Constantellis

Chester Hankman: Drew Dunn

Caleb Murphy: Jake Vevera

Lots of students have made their decision on what they're doing after high school, and for those who haven't, we got an episode for you!!! This week, we're debating if kids should go to a Trades school. Hit play and learn as an eloquent Harvard recruiter mentally challenges the Dean of "I'm a Smart Boy Trades School" on where the brightest should go!

In this one, they discuss a variety of important post secondary topics such as high tuition rates, dumb students who bite, and wooden dildos! All judged by a 17 year old genius student who is considering both schools! 

Moderator: Michael Harrison 

Walton Garbo: Lukas Arnold 

Eugene Foster Willington: Brian Scott McFadden 

Kurt Vilhauer: Jake Vevera