Character Debates

This week, Character Debates dishes out an extremely exciting episode about a really dull sport! Listen to PGA champion Rory McIlroy debate a diehard sports fan on if Golf is the Boringest Sport in the World? 

Catch the passionate hysteria as they discuss trash talking, ball dimples, and how many alligators each course should have! All judged by a Scottish sports announcer from a public access channel.

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Chip Lowerthal: Eitan Levine

Rory McIlroy: Drew Dunn

Duncan McKeigan: Jake Vevera

Are humans becoming obsolete in the workforce? We here at Character Debates ponder this as we try to decide if robots should take over all customer service jobs! Featuring one of the stars of Showtime's "Flatbush Misdemeanors", Kareem Green!

Listen to a Wal-Mart cashier fight for the job he loves against a murderous robot as they discuss robbery prevention, co-workers who don't keep the toilet seat down, and if human employees should take steroids to improve efficiency. All judged by the money loving owner of A Walmart Supercenter!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Lury: Kareem Green

ZX-14: Drew Dunn

Sam Jaynor: Jake Vevera

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An angry parent fights with his son's alcoholic teacher this week on Character Debates! Featuring the super hilarious Erin Maguire and Luke Thayer!

Get ready for lots of yelling as they cover how much the teacher hates Zack, how much the father hates the teacher, and how much they both hate the school board! All judged by a principal who is great at damage control!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Nora Pinephrine: Erin Maguire

Chandler James: Drew Dunn

Dr. Yard: Luke Thayer

This episode is sponsored by Magic Mind. Get a cognitive boost at www.magicmind.co/characterdebates

If you're looking for a podcast episode to commit too, we have just what you're looking for this week as we debate if all marriages should be arranged!

Listen to a 5-time divorcee beg for arranged marriages to be normalized against a man who is in a miserable one! Listen as they discuss if it is forced slavery, why parents can choose a mate better, and what getting divorced 5 times is like. All judged by a guy who is an arranged polygamous marriage with 6 people

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Thati Mattayya: Vishnu Vaka

Dan Mayer: Drew Dunn

Bill Romney: Jake Vevera

Turn off your computers and listen in as we fiercly debate if the elderly should be allowed on social media!

Famed influencer Tik Tok Dad argues against his son Chase on such topics as viral enema videos, cyberbullying, and IHOP waitress sexual harassment! All judged by the owner and proprietor of the Saggy Nuts retirement home!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Chase Valentine: Che Durena

Tik Tok Dad: Drew Dunn

Pete Glaston: Jake Vevera

Character Debates is getting on the body positivity movement this week as we explore skinny shaming! Listen to Twiggy debate the plight of a thin man with a 950 lb. guy who hates skinny people!

This episode has alot of meat as we discuss chef's feelings, bony hugs, and Brandon Frasier! All judged by professional body shamer and fitness instructor, Chad Childings!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Twiggy: Jonathan Randall

Big Tony: Drew Dunn

Chad Childings: Jake Vevera

Is 3 months long enough to respect the dead? Character Debates thinks so and that is why they have brought the ghost of Queen Elizabeth II back from the beyond to argue if monarchies are necessary with Irish Soccer fan Shane O' Ferguson!

Listen to this royal rumble as they debate colonization, getting 2 birthdays, and why the Queen owns all of the whales in Britain. Judged by Tarzan, King of the Jungle!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Tarzan: Joe Bates

Queen Elizabeth II: Drew Dunn

Shane O' Ferguson: Jake Vevera

Alright Halloween freaks! Character Debates is tackling one of the biggest holiday human rights issues in the world...and that is should adults be allowed to Trick or Treat! Treat your ears as the sweet-toothed Spaz fast talks his argument against Halloween purist Jack Samhain!

In this bewitched episode, they discuss candy hangovers,making diabetics do their part, and choco-lobster thieves! All judged by a guy who gives out chocolate covered seafood!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Jack Samhain: Derick Gonzalez

Spaz: Drew Dunn

Billy Big Bars: Jake Vevera

Characters Debates isn't playing around with this one as we answer once and for all if Barbie is a good role model! Hear the best-selling feminist doll's side as she argues with the GI Joe action figure Duke!

In this one, they reveal how Barbie handles so many jobs, what her feud with Saudi Arabi was about, and Duke's highly guarded personal life! All judged by an Optimus Prime Transformer toy.

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Barbie: Claire Alexander

Duke: Drew Dunn

Optimus Prime: Jake Vevera

The booker of our guests needs a raise for this one! Gracing us with a podcast exclusive, Character Debates is excited to welcome the one and only...God! Hear Him debate with loose cannon Jake Vevera as they argue if Jake should be allowed into heaven when he dies!

In this blessed episode, they discuss the weather in heaven, Jesus' real skin color, and the time Jake gave his dad 5 hits of acid. All judged by another podcast exclusive...Satan!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

God: Phil Duckett

Jake Vevera: Jake Vevera

Devil: Drew Dunn

In an over the top episode, crazy cat lady Geraldine Pounce argues vehemently for the rights of cats to be President against a stickler from the FEC!

Watch the politics fly as they debate black cat racism, bird genocide, and the death of a beer drinking goat! All judged by returning patriot Winston Dirthill!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Geraldine Pounce: Abbi Crutchfield

Kenneth Staple: Drew Dunn

Winston Dirthill: Jake Vevera

Character Debates has another episode that will make you rub your eyes in awe. This week we have a fast talking promiscuous magician debate the leader of an anti-magician task force on are magicians problematic.

Watch everything unravel as they discuss if magicians are liars, murdering bird drones, and why Hugh Jackman pushes magician propaganda! All judged by a retired magician who had his jaw shot off!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Alistair Balastar: Stephen Bolles

Adrian Lane: Drew Dunn

Lead Tooth Larry: Jake Vevera