CineMortuary Podcast

EPISODE 154 - Besmirching a silent film through the sounds of three men talking about it? Damn your interference!

EPISODE 153 - They're remaking any old horror film in the hope it works for a more modern audience? Ah, rats!

EPISODE 152 - Our longest episode to date is 2+ hours of Willy fanboying. Sorry about that. And, for the love of Bob, WATCH THE TV SERIES FIRST.

EPISODE 151 - Will Sean Bean die early or somehow stay away for most of the film? Cheque, please!

A bonus review to celebrate We Made This's 5th anniversary as a podcast network.

CineMortuary x Shipwrecked & Comatose x ChuckyVision special side quest edition! Rob joins Mark Adams & Dev Ellson look at Johannes Roberts’ truly pap 2006 effort When Evil Calls. Which was actually designed to be watched on a Nokia 9210 Communicator. We shit you not.

CineMortuary is 150. To celebrate, let's go shopping!

EPISODE 149 - We picked an actual Christmas film this year, ho ho ho!

EPISODE 148 - 1000 Ways to Die, Junior Edition.

EPISODE 147 - M/I/X/E/D/B/A/G

EPISODE 146 - The worst thing to happen to Dracula since 90% of the other adaptations.

EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin.

EPISODE 144 - Sidequels are added to the CineMortuary pantheon as the Japanese do their own thing by also doing bugger all. PLUS, it's time for the 6th annual TURDIES Awards, recognising the best, worst, and best of the worst films we reviewed all year.

We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY!

EPISODE 142 - After Bart starts receiving death threats from his nemesis Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a "Cape Fear"-esque town several miles away.

If I had to team with that "d*ckface" owner of Wrexham I'd be annoyed too.

EPISODE 140 - Jon Bon Jovi done gone crazy.

Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?!

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Will Eat Itself.

Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!

Just one more fight about a lot of things
And I will give up everything
To be on my own again
Free again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHH

Snickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary...