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EPISODE 153 - They're remaking any old horror film in the hope it works for a more modern audience? Ah, rats!

EPISODE 152 - Our longest episode to date is 2+ hours of Willy fanboying. Sorry about that. And, for the love of Bob, WATCH THE TV SERIES FIRST.

EPISODE 151 - Will Sean Bean die early or somehow stay away for most of the film? Cheque, please!

EPISODE 147 - M/I/X/E/D/B/A/G

EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin.

We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY!

EPISODE 140 - Jon Bon Jovi done gone crazy.

Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?!

Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!

Just one more fight about a lot of things
And I will give up everything
To be on my own again
Free again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHH

Snickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary...

The south will rise again... IN MY PANTS.

Five years in the making, the lads finally watch the correct version of House of Wax. It's 2005 so prepare for some fun time Paris Hilton-shaped misogyny hahaha lol.

RUH-ROH!

Another episode of Dave's bad Japanese remakes takes us to the good old days of 2006, where everything is pixellated and that light shade of teal, and those computer monitors are especially chonky.

Hosted by Dave Walker, Rob Yeomans and Chris Wilson

Edited by Chris Wilson

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In a society where murder is legal for a night, the lads go absolutely crazy by poking this film with a stick. But, like, a giant stick... almost a branch.


Hosted by Dave Walker, Rob Yeomans and Chris Wilson

Edited by Chris Wilson

Follow us on social media @cinemortuary

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Twitter: @we_madethis
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We made the mistake of letting Chris pick the Christmas episode....... again. Be wowed by the lack of snow in a studio parking lot as we are given the greatest gift of them all: attempted comedy.

(AKA - Gingerdead Man 2: Bakery of Blood)

EPISODE 125 - Dave's pick is the actual Aliens - not an Italian ripoff or canonical parody tribute. The real thing. Find out our thoughts on James Cameron's masterpiece, mainly "we prefer Alien 3".

EPISODE 123 - A tale as old as time itself: you go to The Dracula Experience in Whitby, and then you get grand ideas for podcast episodes. A wooden stake through the heart sounds good right now.

EPISODE 122 - Dig up your great grandpa and fight off dinosaurs in your quest to figure out the baffling subtitle of this film. Wait, it's a pun?!

EPISODE 120