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    Not woke, We've been awake the whole time. We believe in analyzing things with common sense and research. We are judgmental. We judge people, ideas, and the status quo to make informed decisions and stances.​​
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    UAP Task Force Report & To The Star Conspiracy

    UAP Task Force Report & To The Star Conspiracy

    This week the long anticipated UAP Task Force report has finally dropped to great mixed reactions. From heralded disclosure to disappointment; we third to a third possibility by examining the To the Stars Academy’s suspicious connection to the rapid acknowledgment of UFO’s by the US government and ask if if we can foretell what may come next by closely watching the enigmatic Luis Elizondo.

    Ep. 74 - The Illuminati's Greatest Hits

    Ep. 74 - The Illuminati's Greatest Hits

    The Illuminati is said to have gone extinct in the 1700s but many researchers and historians believe that it actually went underground, infiltrating free masonry, financial institutions, and world governments. This week we explore the Illuminati’s “greatest hits;” from mass murder in the French Revolution, the assassination of Presidents, and the sinking of the Titanic.

    Ep. 73 - ELF Waves, Mind Control, & Mass Shooters

    Ep. 73 - ELF Waves, Mind Control, & Mass Shooters

    Extremely Low Frequency ( ELF ) Waves were first recognized by Allan H. Fray in 1960 and after development could be used to insert sound directly into the brain without audible sound as it directly vibrates brain cells through microwave radiation. Sounds crazy until the here about all the government patented devices and firsthand accounts of targeted individuals.    

    Ep. 71 - Boris Kipriyanovich, Indigo Child

    Ep. 71 - Boris Kipriyanovich, Indigo Child

    Boris Kipriyanovich, born in 1996 was not a normal child. By the age of 2 he was well spoken and already reading. Then things got stranger when he started describing the universe in great detail without being taught. His claim, he is a reincarnated Martian here to save us from nuclear disaster. It sounds far fetched... until you hear the details that he disclosed.

    Ep. 70 - Trans-medium UFOs, Havana Syndrome & Human Mutilations

    Ep. 70 - Trans-medium UFOs, Havana Syndrome & Human Mutilations

    This week we start by discussing the latest UFO footage released by the Military, including triangle craft and trans-medium (air-to-water) vehicles. We then move into the mysterious “Havana Syndrome” and possible directed energy weapons attacks on dozens of US spies and diplomats. Finally, we explore the Human Mutilation factor of alien abduction and the story of Zigmund Adamski’s disappearance and murder at the hands of unknown entities.

    Ep. 69 - The Conspiracy of Conspiracies, The Double Edged Sword of Global Warming

    Ep. 69 - The Conspiracy of Conspiracies, The Double Edged Sword of Global Warming

    Most conspiracies share at least one thing in common, usually there's one mainstream idea countered by many theories. Global warming is special though because both sides of the argument create conspiracy theories to discredit the other. With experts on both sides perpetuating theories it is almost impossible for the average person to decipher the truth. This week we dig into some of the main theories and discuss a research article digging into why this unique circumstance is happening over a crucial topic that affects every citizen of Earth.

    Ep. 68 - Medieval UFOs & Faerie Abductions

    Ep. 68 - Medieval UFOs & Faerie Abductions
    This week we explore Jacques Vallee's "Passport to Magonia;" and, in particular, medieval tales of alien encounters. From the winged serpent god of Mezo-America, to ancient Japanese military sightings and history's first UFO investigations. Going deeper, we investigate the 1600's faerie/elf-land research of the Rev. Robert Kirk and explain the bizarre connection between alien abduction/hybrid programs and the faerie folk-lore of medieval Europe. 

    Ep. 67 - Hopi Ant People

    Ep. 67 - Hopi Ant People

    This week on the show we head back to the American Southwest to take a look at mythology of the Native America Hopi Indian Tribe. Stories that share striking share striking similarities to events and being described by other ancient cultures such as the Egyptian and Babylonians. Are the Ant People, Annunaki, and Nephilim all actually references to the same beings?

    Reference to Episode 7 - Mummies of the Grand Canyon

    Ep. 66 - Into the Fringe Pt. 2

    Ep. 66 - Into the Fringe Pt. 2

    This week, we dive back into Dr. Karla Turner's 1992 classic "Into the Fringe: A True STory of Alien Abduction;" continuing the saga of her husband's life-long history of abductions and how these terrifying entities began to invade the lives of his family and their friends. Stories of abductions, mind-control, bizzare and oddly spiritual medical procedures. What are these beings after? And who are they working with? Turner and her family begin to realize this is an ever present phenomenon and begin to question the US Government's role. 

    Cryptic Accounts
    enApril 21, 2021

    Dead Mountain & The Dyatlov Incident

    Dead Mountain & The Dyatlov Incident

    In 1959 a group of college students set off into the Ural Mountains of the then Soviet Union. A few days in tragedy struck and the group was killed. After an investigation the case was sealed and family and friends were left with an unsatisfying explanation. After the collapse of the Soviet Union documents became declassified and theories began to abound about what actually happened to the Dyatlov expedition party.

    EP. 64 - Into the Fringe: A True Story of Alien Abduction

    EP. 64 - Into the Fringe: A True Story of Alien Abduction

    This week we begin our journey into the disturbing and bizarre abduction experiences of Dr. Karla Turner and her family. In the late 1980s, Karla's husband came home with hours of lost time and a strange scar on his leg; following months of inexplicable headaches and anxiety following the incident, the couple decided to try hypnosis out of desperation. What they uncovered are truly some of the most surreal and terrifying alien abduction and out of body stories we have encountered to date. Journey with us as we dive inside the world of the late and great Dr. Karla Turner in her first book exploring the world of the paranormal. 

    Ep. 63 - WikiLeaks the Moon

    Ep. 63 - WikiLeaks the Moon

    Document after document of declassified reports from multiple government agencies point to extraterrestrial life not only in our solar system, but as near as our own moon. One of the strangest, a report of a US moon base that was destroyed January 24th, 1979 by an unknown aggressor (UR), was discovered and disclosed by WikiLeaks. With countless experts including high ranking military and former astronauts all pointing to various operations on the moon, why aren't we more aware?

    Ep. 62 - Mysteries of the Shroud of Turin

    Ep. 62 - Mysteries of the Shroud of Turin

    This week, Cryptic Accounts delves into the mysterious Shroud of Turin, an ancient relic that many believe to have supernatural or unexplainable properties. We explore nearly 100 years of scientific studies, thousands of years of legends and other anomalies related to this ancient and possibly holy relic; asking "Is this the world's first photograph, or could this be the burial cloth of Jesus Christ?"

    Ep. 59 - The Gateway Experience - A How-To Guide on Escaping Time & Space

    Ep. 59 - The Gateway Experience - A How-To Guide on Escaping Time & Space

     In 1983, US Army Commander Wayne McDonnell  was given the "simple" task of researching the possible use of soundwaves to aid in remote viewing military intelligence projects; but what he delivered was a whole lot more. What is consciousness, time, space, the nature of reality, the ultimate questions of death and the afterlife? Join us as we delve into the declassified report that's  making waves on social media 38 years later - and find out just what revelations McDonnell believes he uncovered. 

    Cryptic Accounts
    enMarch 05, 2021

    Guglielmo Marconi, Secret Italian Space Program, & a Hidden City in the Andes Mountains

    Guglielmo Marconi, Secret Italian Space Program, & a Hidden City in the Andes Mountains

    Guglielmo Marconi's radio system helped rescue survivors of the Titanic, headed secret Italian Space and UFO research programs, and invented an energy device for Mussolini which the Pope did not approve of. Did he really die of a heart attack in 1937, or did he escape to South America with cutting edge technology in free energy and antigravity?