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    Cryptic Accounts

    Not woke, We've been awake the whole time. We believe in analyzing things with common sense and research. We are judgmental. We judge people, ideas, and the status quo to make informed decisions and stances.​​
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    Episodes (78)

    Ep. 57 - Genesis Revisited Pt. 2

    Ep. 57 - Genesis Revisited Pt. 2

    We continue our exploration of author and ancient-alien researcher Zacharia Sitchen's research into the Biblical book of Genesis. Who are the Annunaki, our ancient alien slave masters? How did they come to create  man-kind as we know it today, and how is this knowledge hidden in the book of Genesis that we all know? But most importantly, why do they keep marrying their sisters? All this and more on this week's Cryptic Accounts. 

    Ep. 55 - Heavenly Weapons, the Ark of the Covenant & the Ark of Gabriel

    Ep. 55 - Heavenly Weapons, the Ark of the Covenant & the Ark of Gabriel

    A recent massacre in Ethiopia is believed to be related to the Ark of the Covenant, a Biblical object with strange powers that has been duplicated by different societies. As well as a similar object only made known in recent years, the Ark of Gabriel, a heavenly weapon that the archangel Gabriel instructed care to Muhammed which may have been the cause of two massacres at Mecca in 2015 when attempts were made to remove it from its' resting place there.

    Ep. 54 - Navy UFO Patents & the Mysterious Dr. Salvatore Pais

    Ep. 54 - Navy UFO Patents & the Mysterious Dr. Salvatore Pais

    Mini-Fusion Reactors, Warp-Drive, Force-Fields, Space-Time Weapons, Man-Made Flying Saucers and more. For the past five-years, the US Navy has been filing patents for technologies that are so unbelievable they've had to battle the US Patent Office to even accept their applications. Stranger still, all of these sci-fi creations are supposedly the work of one mysterious scientist: Dr. Salvatore Pais. This week we dive into the dark world of the Navy's UFO Patents and their inventor. Is it a public relations stunt? Mis-information? Or is the US Military growing ever closer to reverse engineering alien technology? All these possibilities and more on this week's episode of Cryptic Accounts. 

    Ep. 50 - Modern Day Dinosaurs

    Ep. 50 - Modern Day Dinosaurs

    Did dinosaurs survive into modern history? Intriguing pottery and cave drawings kick off this weeks episode, as the cryptic crew explore ancient Cambodian temples, the different breeds of English dragon, modern pterodactyl sightings, the Jersey Devil, and a not so friendly African brontosaurus who is still stompin’ today. Join Dennis and Patrick as they ask the important dinosaur questions this week on Cryptic Accounts.

    Ep. 48 - Project Blue Beam

    Ep. 48 - Project Blue Beam
    False messiahs in the sky, faux alien invasion, demons in your home appliances, and real-life military technology all come together in this weeks episode about the Project Blue Beam theory. We explore the (assassinated?) journalist Serge Monast, his warning about the coming New World Order and the spectacular false flag operation that will bring it all together.
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    Cryptic Experiences - #1 - Laura's Ghosts

    Cryptic Experiences - #1 - Laura's Ghosts

    In this new segment of Cryptic Accounts, Cryptic Experiences is interviews with firsthand experiencers of the paranormal, ET's, UFO's, and the like.

    On this first episode, Patrick and Dennis interview Laura Bowen. Laura had a couple of interesting paranormal experiences as a young girl during some very emotionally charged situations. Later in life she would witness her young son having an experience of his own as well...