We're back with one about music censorship, seems about right for 7th heaven. Simon has fallen in with a group of misogynistic 14 yr old white boys that stand around listening to gangsta rap and disrespecting his mom, Matt loves Tipper Gore and also maybe Heather, and Robbie comes home to roost.
We drank:
Vodka and juice, Boss Black Coffee, and Grapefruit Mimosas
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No longer dependent upon admonishing Mary's "bad girl" attitude, the show immediately replaces her ethos with the Olsen twins. Also, we learn some wholesome lessons about gossiping, not ditching your dance date, and how L is for losers.
We drank:
Haku Vodka and Raspberry Apple Juice
Iced Caramel Macchiato
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You guys, have you heard Mary is bad? Well she has been for 6 episodes straight and this one is finally putting an end to it via "winter in Buffalo". Nothing much happens besides Mary evading, Mary getting caught in an intervention, and Mary getting sent to upstate New York.
We drank:
Guiness
Water
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You guys Mary is bad, and it's all coming out. That and nothing else happened this episode. One more to go and then this show is going to have to figure out something else to do with itself.
This week we drank:
Gin and Tonic
Watermelon Strawberry Polar Seltzer
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This week, the Frankie and Johnnie "arc" finally reaches its conclusion, Mary continues to be very bad at life, Lucy learns the perils of little girl friendships, Eric can't help but meddle all day, Simon gets a manly earring, and Matt is at his creepiest yet.
We drank some sparkling water and regular water.
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This episode, this episode is something. Mary's downward spiral continues because she looks at a joint, Ruthie sneaks into Eric and Annie's room and carefully records their sexual escapades for a school project, Simon goes on a date with an extremely irritating spelling champion, and Lucy drops her egg beau for a far worse suitor.
This week we drank:
Hayman Gin Martinis
Green Tea
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This week Mary starts a new job at the pizza parlor which apparently is spiraling into a 3 episode arc involving a beloved Grey's Anatomy cast member. Matt continues to be the worst, going on a milk-fueled bender and forgetting to drive Simon on his date, Annie and Eric get jealous and this turns them on, and Lucy has a new beau/egg husband.
We drank:
The Champagne of Beers
Tecate of Questionable Quality
The theme this week is taking responsibility or blame or something. Everyone is fairly annoying except Lucy. Matt and Mary are peak terrible! And our old friend the Colonel shows up.
We drank:
Ozeki Sake Dry
Lukusowa Vodka and Hey Song Sasparilla
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Welcome to Season 5! We go on an extended rant about one particular Bar Rescue episode from 10 years ago before getting into the new season. Matt and Heather spontaneously break up, Lucy and Andrew spontaneously break up, Mary and Robbie spontaneously break up, and Ruthie has some demands for the youth of America.
We drank:
Taco Bell Drinks, Polar Seltzer, and Justin Cab Sav
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We decided to take a brief break before starting Season 5 and do something special. That something special is a completely out of hand celebrity reality television program "starring" 7th Heaven's own Beverly Mitchell. Please enjoy!
This week we drank:
Taco Bell Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, and free wine from my office.
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It's the end! The Hulu series finale is here. Strengthened by a trip to Taco Bell (and a long discussion about it), your hosts finish out the year.
We drank Taco Bell's weird drinks.
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We did it, the Season 4 finale is here! Good riddance. It's a two parter as all the kids deal with romantic drama. Ruthie has a new boy toy to boss around, Simon's relationship with Deena may be coming to an end, Matt needs to dump Shana to follow his heart and be with Heather, Lucy continues to blow off Andrew Nayloss counter to her true feelings, and Robbie is most unfortunately back on the scene.
This week we drank a Plymouth martini and Fortaleza on the rocks.
If you are interested in the Jessica Biel Scoop podcast episodes Jeanette wrote to us about, you can listen to them here:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/worst-ever-podcast-with-christine-and-alaa/id1225846060?i=1000431848743
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We're rounding the corner headed towards the season finale, and boy are the writers throwing some things at the wall this week. We review an episode that is just a laundry list of all the dumb stuff that has happened on the show this season so far, as a seedy town reporter digs into the family's dark past! Also John justifiably throws a VCR tape at a tv and gets accused on doing drugs.
We drank:
Fiction - Field Recordings, Red Blend
Oh boy, time for yet another episode about the perils of miscommunication that itself has a very difficult time getting its point across. This week we are joined by girl/friend of the show Tina to discuss some of the most unexpected standalone scenes on 7th Heaven yet.
Also, exciting news! We decided to make a discord for our community to come chat about the show. You can join it here: https://discord.gg/SN33j9qd
We drank:
Odd Bailey's Concoctions
Red Wine
Cherry Pomegranate Sparkling Water
Get ready for an episode that is focused almost exclusively on Mary' s extreme narcissism, as she dreams of making it big in the bball "pros". Plus, Matt still won't stop with Shauna, Eric and Annie reveal their insecure sides, and Ruthie sets her sights on the Crown.
This week Greg drank Soto and One Cup Sake and also Guinness
This week on the pod we are graced with another politically dicey one, as Eric participates in a terrible reverse 12 Angry Men plot. The other plots are of no consequence, as Matt has alone time in the church at night, Mary and Lucy squabble over boys some more, Ruthie gets in trouble for cutting her classmate's hair, and Simon's life is still revolving around an accidental hickey he applied several weeks ago.
This week we just drank some boring water and stuff.
Sorry the episode is late, some moving delays, but things are sorted now. Happy Oktoberfest, this week we bring you arguably one of the worst 7th Heaven plots yet. Actually nothing happens, but we aim to entertain you as best we can.
This week we drank:
Hofbrau Festbier Out of a Boot
Hey gang, welcome to fall! We've got turtlenecks because this episode is about hickeys. Also, an experimental film on the twins' birthday, bad news about Robby, and Matt continues to be a terrible roommate, boyfriend, and regular friend.
We drank a bunch of red wine and then some Waterloo Blackberry Lemon Seltzer.
There was bullying galore in this one, buckle up as new churchgoer Bobby Carver is bullied for Tourette's, Ruthie is bullied by another bitchy teacher, Mary doesn't bully, but observes bullying of flannel-loving classmate Denise, and Shauna bullies Matt into never ever breaking up with her ever ever ever. Niche Game Boy topics are also discussed.
We Drank:
Laphroaig 10 Year Scotch
Bacardi Mixed with Limoncello LaCroix
Great one! Lance Bass plays a major role as Lucy gets caught up in a platonic double date turned sexy. Matt is the worst. Simon and Nigel are wrapped up in a hell of a lot in the name of sociology, and Ruthie considers herself a modern day Rumpelstiltskin.
This week we continued to drink whatever was in my fridge and at the bar.
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