Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

Time for a quick and chaotic one, as Annie escapes to the seashore with Happy and the rest of the family is left to fend for themselves. Lucy and Mary wait for their boyfriends to call and get increasingly upset with men as a species, Matt continues to be insufferable, Simon really needs to break up with Deena, and Ruthie is her pure terrible self as always.

This week Greg drank:

Eastciders - Blood Orange Cider

Hey hey, this week, we are talking Y2K preppers, an oddly comical plot about Alzheimer's disease, depressed Cocoa Puff binges, and some boys named Brad and Robby or whatever. A great way to send off the century! 

We drank:
Senate Beer - Right Proper
Scrum & Hooker - True Respite
Some misc. wine greg had leftover

This week on the podcast, we discuss the infamous paint huffing episode. Simon is a snitch, Matt is in a sandwich delivering Groundhog's day, Ruthie makes a beautiful sculpture, and Mary continues to be a bad bitch.

This week we discuss an episode about: teen girls excluding, elementary girls excluding, Simon moping over Captain Crunch, Mary moping over exclusion, and Matt being the worst at dating Shauna. Also, the complete non sequitur of a Japanese internment camp reparation money plot.

We drank:

Austin Eastciders Blood Orange
Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy

This week on the cast, part two of Mary's transgressions as she faces the consequences of her gym trashing. Simon and Ruthie visit three different houses of worship and learn essentially nothing, Matt continues to be a bummer, and we find out Lucy is in fact running all of Glen Oak High.

This week Greg drank some Trader Joes Red Ale beer.

This week on the cast: controversy begins as Mary's basketball season is cancelled due to poor grades, Matt comes up with every excuse under the sun for why he needs to come home and help his family, and Simon gets in big trouble for something that does not matter in the least. Lucy is in this episode too, but we don't understand why.

We Drank:

Right Proper - Senate Beer
Deep Bay - Citrus Mint Gin Soda

We're back with improved sound, thanks for waiting! This week we discuss an episode about how all women are crazy, namely a very pregnant Aunt Julie. Also, Simon almost gets picked up by a 25 year old at the pool hall, Ruthie has another secret animal plot, and Lucy learns about the perils of heteronormative dating tropes.


This week we drank the Right Proper variety pack

NOTE: Still working through sound issues, a new computer has not fixed the issue and it is intermittent, we believe it may be the mics themselves. Thanks for your patience!

This week on the show - Matt reevaluates his life path after talking to "Zen Master" hospital patient Adam, Mary feels left out from hectic bathroom renovations, Eric almost doesn't get his annual raise because Lou should not be allowed to work anywhere, and Simon struggles with how to deal with his new admirer Beth.

This week we drank leftover wine out of a water bottle. Class.

This week - more feminism! We sure learned a lot about the Taliban. Plus Simon is too good at cooking . . . and that's a problem, Ruthie is a beast on the grid iron, and some misogynist Christian men are too much, even for Eric. 

This week we drank Pacifico from the bottle, because it was what I could reach on the shelf.

We dive into the second episode of season 4, which is a lot of nothing until Eric reveals cosmic details about his near death experience. Also, Simon tries to be man of the house in Matt's absence (annoying Simon is back!), Lucy decides she's quite content on the high school's "B List", and John continues to be a good friend to Matt even though he doesn't deserve it at all.

Stay tuned until the end for a surprising twist about our favorite IMDB reviewer!

Greg drank a sparkling electrolyte tea water drink with mango. 

Hello loyal listeners and welcome to Season 4, finally! The tone has changed, the hair has changed, the Colonel has changed - it's a whole new world. However some things are immutable - like classic 7th Heaven bedroom exchanges, Annie being unreasonable, and Eric being stressed about his job.

This week Greg drank Teddy's Strawberry and Cream soda.

Season 3 finally comes to an end as we finish up Part II of the finale. The longest day ever reveals that Matt loves Shauna, Simon loves french kissing, Ruthie loves occult ritual, and Aunt Julie can't decide if she loves Dr. Hastings. Jordan is still here giving out bits of wisdom, unfortunately, and Annie still hasn't gotten laid. Onward to Season 4!

This week Greg drank Soju again.

We dive into Part 1 of the Season 3 finale! No one has planned a single element of Heather's impending wedding, although it is only 48 hours away. Matt is asked to play usher, something his girlfriend hates, while Ruthie vengefully curses the affair using her time-bending abilities. Mary is secretly "playing basketball" with Jordan, as Simon manages a tricky situation with Deena's cousin Cindy.  Annie doesn't care about any of the main plots and just wants to get railed.

This week we drank some mezcal margaritas from a local restaurant!

In this special snow day broadcast, we tackle a bizarro episode featuring elderly dogs and dog spirit metaphysics, Simon's special French restaurant date, buddy cop time with Matt and Sgt Michaels, and more Michael Towner shenanigans.

This week we drank Reyka Icelandic Vodka with South Korea's own "WaterUp Melon" soda.

We are rounding the corner on the end of Season 3, but first another wacky one. Rudy the custodian is talking to god, which brings up some interesting questions about the mechanics of divine will and fate that the show never even attempts to address. While Eric is distracted with Rudy, Annie sneaks off to the pool hall to down way too many Diet Cokes with her girlfriends. Ruthie is dealing with a very pesky neighborhood chimpanzee, but her whole family thinks she is playing make believe. Matt continues to be insecure in his relationship, while Mary and Lucy have a plot of no consequence that makes no sense. 


This week Greg drank Mountain Dew Spark, not recommended. 

Oh boy, we ring in the New Year with this very special anti-MeToo episode. The President of Matt's university is embroiled in a scandal (sleeping with a student) that has the Camdens taking sides. There is only one side, strangely. Also, hijinks ensue when Mrs. Hinkle helps Simon and Ruthie collect from their delinquent newspaper route subscriber. It's not one you will want to miss, as we conclude with a shocking revelation!

This week we drank a lot. It was New Years Eve.

Union Brewing AM Gold
Eastciders Original Dry Cider
Plymouth Martinis

On the cast this week, another Season 3 episode of complete time wasting as the babies continue to be annoying, yet are visited by a barrage of house guests. Some of them want a divorce and chaos ensues. Also, Matt tries to join the army to get out from under Eric's  control, Simon worries his luck is dwindling, and Mary and Lucy almost get themselves killed over some lying boys.

Before the cast this week we drank some Tozai sake - specifically the Living Jewel and Snow Maiden varieties. Dramatic names! 

Note: Don't be alarmed, we will be switching back to a bi-weekly format from this point. Thanks to all our dedicated listeners!

This week, we are back from Thanksgiving festivities to discuss a real Season 3 stand-out. The theme is "paranoia" as Eric worries he is being replaced at work, Lucy assumes Jimmy Moon is headed down a path of hard weed-selling, and Simon tries his hand at the athlete life. Also, Matt is embroiled in another 90's phone plot that would never work in 2021.

We drank Greg's liquor cabinet:
Chum Churum OG
Unfiltered Sake
Ruby Port

In short, do not watch this unless you love the sounds of constant screaming. If you do, just skip to the Mary and Matt parts. On to the next one.

This week Greg was double fisting a Strawberry Milkshake and Coors Banquet.

This week on the cast: Annie finally gives birth and it is terribly anticlimactic. Mary is not the woman we thought she was. Simon hits puberty like a brick wall and is becoming a grown man. The Matt needle-phobia plot repeats. It's real bad.

This week we drank:

Guinness from a nitro can (not a real pint).