Listen Rinse Repeat

Sometimes something just gets into your head and you can't quite get it out.

This episode is not explicit.

Written and performed by Elizabeth Wilcox.

Elizabeth is a writer, avid role-player, amateur mixologist, member of and social media manager for The Dimension Door Podcast. You can also find her on Instagram (@wilcoxwriter) and at her website, briarbooklane.com


Podchaser.com/thedimensiondoorpodcast
https://www.podchaser.com/creators/elizabeth-wilcox-107a9C6gJ3
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TRANSCRIPT

It began when I awoke to the unpleasant sensation of a prickling within my right ear. It felt as though something was scritch-scratching away upon my eardrum like a pen upon paper. I tried to clear it, but the sensation would not cease. The longer it continued, the more I was certain that some living thing was burrowing into me, scritch-scratching away at my flesh and my sanity.
The doctor who checked said my inner ear is inflamed, but clear. No foreign object, no thing, is there.
I should be reassured. The prickling has subsided to no more than an occasional flicker of a whisper. I twitch now and then.
The dreams, though. What do I do about the dreams? The damp earth between my sheets? The soil between my teeth?
Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, I remember now. Yes. I was just asking: Would you like to see my garden?

A romantic night in the woods turns deadly.

This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. CW: Violence and Gore

Tommy was played by Najee "Kamijace" Walker
Jessica was played by Marnie Warner
Written and produced by Derek Graziano from Rolling Misadventures


https://www.rollingmisadventures.com

TRANSCRIPT

This episode contains violence and gore. Listener discretion is advised.

[Footsteps running on gravel, wooded background noise. Panting]

[Both people are winded and scared, catching their breath between lines]

Tommy: I think we lost him..we....it….I don't even know what to call them.

Jessica: (slightly annoyed) I don't care what it's called. Why did I let you talk me into coming here?

Tommy: I….I...I thought a romantic getaway would fit the bill.

Jessica: What? Wait….no…no no no...don't do this now. Oh, get up.

Tommy: I need to ask this, just in case we don't make it. I don't….I don’t want to die here without knowing.
Jessica, will you marry me?

Jessica: (loving, but still scared) Oh Tommy….I…..I…….

[Knife unsheath. Stabbing Sound]

Tommy screams.

Tommy was played by Najee ""Kamijace"" Walker

Jessica was played by Marnie Warner

Written and Produced by Derek Graziano from Rolling Misadventures. Check out his show at rollingmisadventures.com


Sound effects were used under Creative Commons 0 from freesound.org"

Things aren't looking great for you this week, Cancer. Best get your affairs in order.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry, performed by Bonnie Brantley of Oz 9.

Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9.

https://oz-9.com/

TRANSCRIPT

Horrorscope: Cancer, for the next week, if you find you need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night...don’t. Hold it or get a bedpan. You don’t know this, but when you turned away from your bathroom mirror last night, your reflection reached out its arms to you in the dark. Whether to caress you or pull you through to the nightmare side, I don’t know, but I wouldn’t take the chance.

This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Shannon Perry and performed by Bonnie Brantley, both of Oz 9.

Music: When Bats Fly by Neil Cross, Storyblocks

Things you don't dare think about

This episode is not explicit.

Written and performed by Arthur Gnarl.

TRANSCRIPT

You know the "shadow people" in the corner of your eye
It's your brain protecting you from the real things

Time travellers created 2020 as we know it in order to prevent something worse in 2021.
They failed.

“No dessert until you eat your greens” said mother as I forced myself to take another bite.
I always liked the Greens, but I suppose mother was right, they were dreadful neighbours.

Music is Shadowlands 1 - Horizon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Practice Makes perfect, no matter the situation.

This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. Implied Violence

Written, Performed & Edited by Harlan Guthrie
Harlan Guthrie is a creative, nerdy dynamo. Give him a meal, he wants to know how it was made. What temperature was the oven, he’ll say. Was that tossed with olive oil? Sit in the car with him and listen to him sing harmonies with the radio. Give him an hour alone and he’ll come find you because he wrote a spooky story. He’ll read it in a creepy voice. Wait too long in the line at the grocery store and he’ll turn to you with a riddle, or beg to be told one.



www.diceshamepodcast.com

TRANSCRIPT

"Hey David"

The power of goodbye.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie
MADDY, OLD - David S. Dear
FELIPE - Matheus Carneiro

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website.

Matheus Carneiro makes the Controller Disconnected podcast.

David S. Dear is the producer of A Ninth World Journal.



Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com
Matheus Carneiro https://condisconnected.com
David S Dear https://ninthworldjournal.com/
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

TRANSCRIPT

MADONNA SPECTACLE, NOW OLD
Do you recognize my voice? I don’t blame you if you don’t. It’s me: Madonna Spectacle. I’ve had a
long life. Some parts have been really hard.

MINDY, IN THE PAST
A wheelchair isn’t the end of the world! Listen, I’m gonna sew you a costume which comes off
when you spin the wheelchair around, like one spin and your whole outfit is different! It’s gonna be
magic!

MADONNA SPECTACLE, NOW OLD
Some parts have been very easy.

FELIPE
My folks threw me out. I don’t have anywhere to go. Maybe I can... live with you for a while?

MADONNA SPECTACLE, IN THE PAST
Of course you can.

MINDY, IN THE SAME PAST
For as long as you want.

MADONNA SPECTACLE, IN THE PAST
If you want us to, we can be your parents.

MADONNA SPECTACLE, NOW OLD
But all has to come to an end. I’ve seen my kids fly off, to make new and better lives for
themselves. And now, it’s my turn. Madonna Spectacle’s final performance. Tearing off layer after
layer of fantastic dresses, and when the final one comes off... there’s no one there. Just emptiness.
And then the lights go out.

THE END

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle, Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy, Matheus Carneiro as Felipe and David S Dear as Madonna Spectacle, old. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

Broomcloseted.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website.



Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

TRANSCRIPT

MADONNA SPECTACLE
Mindy wants me to meet her parents, but she doesn’t want them to know I’m her boyfriend, she
wants to find out if they like me first – oh yeah, Mindy and I are a couple! So we go to
Massachusetts and I turn up first pretending to be her friend Charlie from Austin. Which is a really
stupid idea, because I can’t do an Austin accent to save my life.

MINDY, ARRIVING AT HER FOLKS
Is he already here? What do you think about him?

MADONNA SPECTACLE
Meanwhile, her mom has been so convinced by my straight-dude charms, combined with a glass or
two too much, she’s decided to come on to me by locking the both of us in a broom closet.

MINDY, ARRIVING AT HER FOLKS
Dad – where’s mom and Maddy – I mean, Charlie?

MADONNA SPECTACLE
I escape in the nick of time, Mindy’s dad catches her calling me “Maddy”, and the cat’s finally out
of the bag. Mindy’s mom is ticked off, but we put her to bed. Mindy’s dad really likes me.
That night, in the bedroom, Madonna Spectacle does a private rendition of “Crazy For You”, only
for Mindy, the most special person in my whole entire life.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

Waiting for you.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

An experienced educator, singer, and veteran of voice over, Angelique lends her voice and talent as Dolly in Madonna Spectacle. She started her voice acting career in 2016 with Ryan Estrada's "Big Data" in South Korea. Since then, Angelique has been in several audio drama productions as well as animations and content creation projects. Someone told her once she could play Ursula's bastard daughter and she's kind of into it.



Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Angelique Lazarus http://www.angeliquevoices.com
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

TRANSCRIPT

MADONNA SPECTACLE
Dolly is dying. I go home. Sit by her bed. I don’t want to, but I do it.

DOLLY, DYING
You were always my special one.

MADONNA SPECTACLE
She’s buttering me up.

DOLLY, DYING
In my eyes, you could do no wrong.

MADONNA SPECTACLE
She’s not very good at it. I remember how it was, how I disgusted her.

DOLLY, DYING
I’ve been so proud of you honey, everything you’ve achieved, with that fag-thing.

MADONNA SPECTACLE
She means “drag-thing”. But her mistake speaks volumes.

DOLLY, DYING
I always knew you’d make it big!

MADONNA SPECTACLE
She wants me to forgive her. She wants to die knowing she was a good mom. She wasn’t.

DOLLY, DYING
I love you, honey.

MADONNA SPECTACLE
Should I fulfill the wish of a dying woman? Or let the old hag rot in her own bad conscience?

DOLLY, DYING
Don’t you love me too?

MADONNA SPECTACLE, BEING THE ONLY PERSON SHE CAN BE
I love you too, mom. I always did.

MADONNA SPECTACLE
Dolly dies. I go home. I feel lighter. I make a new set. “Justify My Love”.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Angelique Lazarus as Dolly. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

We need a holiday.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled ""XO"", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called ""KibaKovers"", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website.



Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

TRANSCRIPT

MADONNA SPECTACLE
I can do it. I’m going on stage. Madonna Spectacle is in demand, and I am going to deliver.
I can’t do it. Halfway through my set, I have to quit. It’s the most humiliating thing I’ve ever
experienced.

MINDY
Maddy, you’ve got to look after yourself.

MADONNA SPECTACLE
I don’t want to look after myself. I never learned how anyway. I want to live.

MINDY
You’re overbooking. Learn to master this thing.

MADONNA
I tell everyone I’m taking a sabbatical. They think I’m going to drug rehab. It’s not drugs. It’s my
own body. I have to relearn how I work. Four months later, I’m ready to tell people. Madonna
Spectacle is back. She has a neurological illness. And she’s decided to own it.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

Mystery sucks.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie
NEUROLOGIST - Emma Laslett

  

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called ""KibaKovers"", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website.

Emma Laslett is a non-binary trans woman (she/they) disability activist, quiz enthusiast, and voice actress from the UK, no matter what the accent might indicate.



Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com
Emma Laslett http://twitter.com/Waruce
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

TRANSCRIPT

MADONNA SPECTACLE
One day, as I’m performing my new set, “Beautiful Stranger”, I lose my balance and fall into the
auditorium. I make it a joke, but the guy whose glasses I broke doesn’t think it’s funny. Mindy is
worried.

MINDY
You should go see a doctor.

MADONNA SPECTACLE
My doctor doesn’t know what it is. I don’t like mysteries. He sends me to a neurologist. She knocks
on my knee with a hammer, orders a spinal tap and gives me an MRI.

NEUROLOGIST
While we wait for the results to come back, why don’t you tell me about this stage persona of
yours?

MADONNA SPECTACLE, TO THE NEUROLOGIST
Madonna Spectacle. She doesn’t listen to anyone. It’s like I don’t even control her. She’s got her
own mind.

NEUROLOGIST
Hm. She certainly does. The results are back. Please sit.

MADONNA SPECTACLE
I stand. She tells me what it is. I am Madonna Spectacle. She is me. Yet, I’m starting to hate her. I
want my life back.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle, Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy and Emma Laslett as the Neurologist. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

Reborn again.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website.

  

Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

TRANSCRIPT

MADONNA SPECTACLE
I keep winning drag contests. I headline bigger and bigger drag shows. Madonna Spectacle is
invincible. My competitors? I read them! All in good fun. I badmouth them to event coordinators.
Make up lies, say that they steal from the cash register. I get their spots. All part of the game. I earn
money. I can live off being a drag queen. This is what it was all for. But I have this feeling... Mindy
calls. She doesn’t want to hang anymore.

MINDY, ON THE PHONE
I don’t know you! You’re cruel and heartless. Who are you?

MADONNA SPECTACLE
I call up everyone I’ve hurt and apologize. I decide I want to be a ray of light. I talk to my favorite
drag club and work with them to set up a mentoring scheme for young drag artists. Mindy calls.

MINDY, ON THE PHONE
Uhm... What you’re doing is really cool. Would you wanna... hang?
 
Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

Bon voyage and welcome back.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website.

  

Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

TRANSCRIPT

MINDY, ON THE PHONE
Maddy? It’s Mindy! I just wanted to say: Go girl! You win that tri-state pageant! Also, you’re my
favorite person in the whole, wide world.

CLICK.

MINDY, ON THE PHONE, A FEW DAYS LATER
OH MY GOD! I saw you online! That was... Guuuuurl! Also, how were the parties? Did you meet
anyone? I’m so jealous! Oh my god you’re not just a Queen, you’re a star!

MADONNA SPECTACLE
Know what? When I fell over and my butt showed and everyone laughed and I won anyway, I had
an epiphany. I’m gonna be a comedy Queen. I’ve always been scared of not being able to make
people laugh, but it’s really not that hard. Just fall over and show your butt. I've had the taste for
danger.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

Monstermom.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

An experienced educator, singer, and veteran of voice over, Angelique lends her voice and talent as Dolly in Madonna Spectacle. She started her voice acting career in 2016 with Ryan Estrada's "Big Data" in South Korea. Since then, Angelique has been in several audio drama productions as well as animations and content creation projects. Someone told her once she could play Ursula's bastard daughter and she's kind of into it.

  

Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Angelique Lazarus http://www.angeliquevoices.com
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

TRANSCRIPT

DOLLY, ON THE PHONE
Honey, it’s me, mom. Your dad passed. You need to come home, funeral and all. And there’s this weeny-teeny little matter of signin’ some papers. You don’t want the house do you!

MADONNA SPECTACLE
I don’t know why she thinks I’m so stupid. I have done nothing else but navigate her lies since the nurse dried me clean of amniotic fluid and Dolly promised my dad there was absolutely no way I could belong to the mail man. I own half a house. I can only see through one eye. Passes after a day or so. Doctor says it’s nothing.
I get a lawyer. Dolly has to sell. I buy a little studio flat on the edge of town. There’s even money left for a new outfit. A true copy of Madonna’s cone bra from 1990. I am... Madonna Spectacle!

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Angelique Lazarus as Dolly. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

From ragdoll to bragdoll.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker
DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

An experienced educator, singer, and veteran of voice over, Angelique lends her voice and talent as Dolly in Madonna Spectacle. She started her voice acting career in 2016 with Ryan Estrada's ""Big Data"" in South Korea. Since then, Angelique has been in several audio drama productions as well as animations and content creation projects. Someone told her once she could play Ursula's bastard daughter and she's kind of into it.
 


Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Angelique Lazarus http://www.angeliquevoices.com
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

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DOLLY, EX-MOM, NOW TRAITOR
Listen, honey. Here’s 200 dollars. I know it’s just a disease, but I can’t have a sick person in my house, can I? It just makes me feel unsafe. You can always come back if you stop... you know... bein’ a deviant. Now, get!

MADONNA SPECTACLE
Screw you Dolly, ex-mom, now traitor. I arrive in the big city, more exhausted than I thought I’d be (all I’ve done is sit on a bus). My suitcase is full of dresses I stole from Dolly and I’ve been practicing in front of a mirror.

MADONNA SPECTACLE, FROM MADONNA’S “LIVE TO TELL
“I have a tale to tell
Sometimes it gets so hard to hide it well”

MADONNA SPECTACLE
I even came up with a new name. Madonna Spectacle! You can survive anything if you have pizzazz!

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Angelique Lazarus as Dolly. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

The creation of Madonna Spectacle.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager.

MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker

Produced by Karin Heimdahl

Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.

Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.

Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!

 

Links:
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/

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MADONNA SPECTACLE
In the beginning, there was darkness. I’m not formed yet. I’m a writhing mass of nerves hunched over a puke bucket. But then a voice whispers:

MADONNA SPECTACLE, WHISPERING
“Give me the light!”

MADONNA SPECTACLE
And suddenly, a beam of light pierces the darkness and I appear, fully formed, in a dress so bejeweled it’s to die for and a boa with feathers from a Phoenix! I am born, and my name is Madonna Spectacle!
I sing “Vogue” and I am beautiful.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle.
It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

Alice asks for directions.

This episode is made for kids.

Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.

Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod

Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.theluckydie.com/

Karin Heimdahl is the creator of audio drama Y2K. https://y2kpod.com/

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ALICE (timidly) Cheshire Cat (beat) Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
CAT That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,
ALICE I don’t much care where—
CAT Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.
ALICE (explains) —so long as I get somewhere.
CAT Oh, you’re sure to do that, if you only walk long enough.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this version was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.

Music and sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Alice asks for directions.

This episode is made for kids.

Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.

Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod

Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.theluckydie.com/

Karin Heimdahl is the creator of audio drama Y2K. https://y2kpod.com/

TRANSCRIPT

ALICE (timidly) Cheshire Cat (beat) Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
CAT That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,
ALICE I don’t much care where—
CAT Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.
ALICE (explains) —so long as I get somewhere.
CAT Oh, you’re sure to do that, if you only walk long enough.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this version was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.

Music and sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.

This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8.

This episode is not explicit.

ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven
DAVID – Lee Shackleford

Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl.

To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals.

Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden.

Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/
Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/
Arrivals https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/
Relativity https://relativitypodcast.com/

TRANSCRIPT

E8 D1

(dial tone, click)
E: (nervous) Hello?
D: (hesitant) Hi. Um, I got a message to call this number?
E: (determined) You are David.
D: (surprised) Yes. What’s this about?
E: I need your help.
D: Wait, who are you?
E: It’s Elvira.
D: O-kay?
E: Of course. First one. You need to call me and make me… trust you.
D W-what?
E: We’re out of sync…
D: What does that mean?
E: Oh, I don’t have time to explain. It’s this whole wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-
D: (fills in) …timey-wimey thing? (small laugh) OK, fine. I’m in.
E: Good. Call me again in two days. And… (very happy) thank you.
(click)

CREDITS
This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl - that’s me. Kirsty Woolven voiced Elvira, and Lee Shackleford voiced David. To hear more from us, check out Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals.

Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music "Somber Viola" by BigManJoe, also from Freesound.

Wolverine

This episode is not explicit.

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve.

Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically ""nerd-lesque."" It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself.

Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel.
Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets.

http://yourbrainonfacts.com/

TRANSCRIPT
This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat is brought to you by Moxie LaBouche of Your Brain On Facts. Ready steady wash.
Before his first turn as the comic book character Wolverine, Hugh Jackman wasted three weeks studying the behavior of wolves to incorporate into his performance, not knowing that a wolverine is a wholly unrelated species.
You may now rinse your hands.