Listen Rinse Repeat

Pip gets a note asking how she feels about a special someone.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by David S. Dear; performed by Jas LaFond, Steven LaFond, and Jacque Dear

http://ninthworldjournal.com
http://witcheverpath.com  
 
TRANSCRIPT

PIP
"Do you like your current financial advisor?"

HOCKETT
Who's the note from?

PIP
Kelsey Hipperman. So what should I check?

HOCKETT
Well do you like him or do you like like him?

PIP
I don't know.

HOCKETT
I think he drives a Beemer, if that makes a difference.

PIP
You know, I probably shouldn't be dating in our current economic climate.

Music: Aspire by Scott Holmes

This is the song of the Fox Sparrow!

This episode is not explicit.

Recorded and narrated by Rob Porter.

https://songbirding.com/

TRANSCRIPT

This is the song of the Fox Sparrow

STILL ANOTHER BOARD MEETING

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Lee Shackleford and performed by Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford, all of the podcast DISCUSSING WHO.

discussingwho.com

TRANSCRIPT

"STILL ANOTHER BOARD MEETING"

PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, our podcast "Listen, Rinse, Repeat" has reached an important milestone.

JENKINS: A million downloads?

PRESIDENT: Better than that.

COOPER: A major award?

PRESIDENT: Better even than that.

JENKINS: Major sponsor!

COOPER: Endorsement of the CDC!

JENKINS: Oh, I know! I bet a celebrity voice actor wants to record episodes for us!

COOPER: Is it Mark Hamill? Please say it's Mark Hamill.

PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, you're not even close. It's the highest honor we could achieve!

JENKINS AND COOPER: What is it?

PRESIDENT: My mother has subscribed to our podcast.

NADIA: "Still Another Board Meeting" featured Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford -- all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast.

Raise your hand if you've always suspected your GPS is judging you...

Geographically Impaired was written by Sebastian Michaels and performed by Scott Wachter, Producer, Get a Grip Studios (@FS_Wachter) and Julie Scala of Restless Shores podcast.

Sebastian Michaels is Executive Producer @ Humdrum Media / Co-Founder of the Audio Fiction Network (an audio fiction community: https://discord.gg/duQYcmd). A sort of creative type. Does weird stuff that usually involves either writing, music, weird sounds and/or computers. Self-proclaimed Audio Fiction Nerd.

Scott Wachter is an award winning podcast producer from Canada. Connect with him on Twitter @FS_Wachter. Julie Scala is a passionate, female voice-over artist offering commercial, narration, e-learning, telephony and audiobook services from her home studio in Portland, Maine. Find her at julie@juliescalamedia.com.

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GPS: In 50 meters turn right on Goddard Aveenue.
GRANDMA: Don't turn right there Matthew. There's construction. I know a shortcut.
MATTHEW: The GPS says to turn there Grandma. I'm not sure we should take any shortcuts - don't want to get lost.
GRANDMA: The GPS is wrong. Turn left at the stop sign.
GPS: Turn right
GRANDMA: Turn left. I grew up in this neighbourhood.
SOUND: BLINKERS, TURNING LEFT.
GPS: Turn right (BEAT) recalculating. In 30 meters turn left.
GRANDMA: Stay straight.
GPS: Turn left.
SOUND: SOUNDS OF AN ACCIDENT (AN OVER THE TOP ONE)
GRANDMA: That's not nice.
GPS: Are you geographically impaired? If so, please leave the navigating to me.
GRANDMA: Excuse me?! I will have you know I am in my prime!
SOUND: SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE
THE END

Chickens lay strange eggs.

This episode is not explicit.

Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael

https://www.patreon.com/freckle

TRANSCRIPT

Chickens lay edible eggs.

Okay get this. Chickens are basically tiny modern dinosaurs, that another species subsists off of for almost every single meal. They’ll use chicken eggs for Cakes, for Quiche, or even just eat them plain! They’ll cook them through, or eat them raw if they’re boxing, they show no restraint. In fact, this other species, who says not to inject too personal of details into a facts-based podcast, even have basically ENSLAVED the chicken, due to its perceived evolutionary treat. How’s that for facts, huh? Is THAT too personal? You want more egg facts now? Hey, maybe Chickens don’t lay strange eggs, maybe YOU are just over reliant on your GLUTTONY and DOMINANCE to ever consider an alternative. There, now you have a complete whole dozen eggs to choose from, you can just scarf ‘em down. Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs!!!

Humans eat strange eggs.

Music by Mx Michael

EPISODE 2: Fiona Sets the Record Straight

This episode is not explicit.

Written by: Kyle Jones

http://discussingwho.com

TRANSCRIPT

My Darlings, for the record, don’t be offended when I threaten to turn off your internet connection when you do not listen, rinse, and repeat. I have to have a meeting scheduled with the Board. Shout out this time to the ladies and the dim-witted Chief at Bagels & Brunettes. This is Fiona Faucet. Ta-Ta for now.

This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Kyle Jones of the Discussing Who podcast and starred Fiona Faucet as herself. Find out more at Discussing Who.com.

David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.

This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8.

This episode is not explicit.

ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven
DAVID – Lee Shackleford

Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl.

To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals.

Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden.

Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/
Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/
Arrivals https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/
Relativity https://relativitypodcast.com/

TRANSCRIPT

E4 D8

(dial tone, click)
E: (urgent) Hello?
D: Hi, it’s-
E: David!
D: (smiles) Elvira.
E: It’s been coming back, in bits and pieces. It’s been so hard pretending I don’t remember. I’ve been thinking so much since yesterday that I-
D: Listen. We have a plan to get you out. You’ll have a new guard. Password is ”river”.
E: River. All right. Will I- will I meet *you*?
D: (sad smile) No. Timey-wimey, remember? But you’ll see Sophie.
E: (longing) Sophie.
D: I hope you will be happy. Bye Elvira.
(click)

CREDITS
This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl - that’s me. Kirsty Woolven voiced Elvira, and Lee Shackleford voiced David. To hear more from us, check out Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals.

Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music ""Somber Viola"" by BigManJoe, also from Freesound.

Becky tries to get rid of her Volvo.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by David S. Dear. Performed by Sarah Golding and David Ault.

David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas.

https://ninthworldjournal.com https://sarahgoldingvoiceactorandmore.weebly.com/ http://www.davidault.co.uk/


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BECKY
Do you like Volvos?
GARY
I love Volvos.
BECKY
How about this Volvo? Do you want this Volvo.
GARY
Are you giving me this Volvo?
BECKY
You can have this Volvo.
GARY
I don't think I want this Volvo.
BECKY
This Volvo? It's a free Volvo.
GARY
Free Volvo? No. No to the Volvo.
BECKY
But you like Volvos.
GARY
I love Volvos. Just not this Volvo.
BECKY
Oh.
GARY
Do you have another Volvo?
BECKY
No. Just this Volvo.
GARY
Oh.
BECKY
The drummer from Toto owned this Volvo.
GARY
Toto? Oh!
(beat)
It's still a no.


Music is ""Music to Delight"" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve.

Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself.
Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel.
Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets.

http://yourbrainonfacts.com/

TRANSCRIPT

In 1980, Troy Leon Greg and three other convicted murderers escaped death row in Georgia. The escape wasn’t discovered until Greg called a newspaper to brag about it. He was killed the same night in a bar fight as he got aggressive with a waitress. He actually would have lived slightly longer if he’d stayed in jail.

The announcer can't get behind what he's selling.

This episode is not explicit.

"PSA FAILURE" was written and performed by Lee Shackleford of RELATIVITY.

https://relativitypodcast.com/

TRANSCRIPT

"PSA FAILURE"

PRODUCER: And we're rolling.
SFX: BEEP
ANNOUNCER: (reading) "At times it can seem there’s nothing but bad news in the world. But you’ll be glad to know there are signs that things may be finally ..." Who's going to believe this?
PRODUCER: Try it again.
SFX: BEEP
ANNOUNCER: "At times it can seem there’s nothing but bad news in the world. But you’ll be glad to know -- " (He cracks up laughing)
SFX: BEEP
ANNOUNCER: "At times it can seem there’s -- " (He cracks up laughing)
SFX: BEEP
ANNOUNCER: (Now reading in absurdly melodramatic voice)
"At times it can seem there’s nothing but bad news in the world. But you’ll be glad to know there are signs that things may be finally looking up!"
You mean, like that?
SFX: BEEP
NADIA: "PSA FAILURE" was written and performed by Lee Shackleford of the RELATIVITY podcast.

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve.

Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself.
Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel.
Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets.

http://yourbrainonfacts.com/

TRANSCRIPT

American Samoa was one of the only places not to see a single Spanish flu death, because the governor took the reports he was hearing seriously and blocked all incoming ships from making port.

Just when our pair thought they were safe...

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst

TRANSCRIPT

Bac
Phew. I was worried for a second there.
Teria
What do we do now?
Bac
[relieved]
I don’t know.
Teria
Well I’ll just wait here while you think of something.
Bac
It’s too cold - I can’t think!
[pause]
Teria
Uhh.. Bac, did you feel that?
Bac
Feel wha... oh no!
[sound of water filtration]
Teria
The force is back!
Bac
This is Teria. We’re done for!
Teria
Bye Bac!
Bac
Bye Teria!

Those Caped Couponers are really a pain in the backside, I tell ya.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9; performed by Hannah McIver

Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9.

Hannah is a Northern actor/singer who would love to do more voiceover work alongside performing. During these crazy times Hannah stays sane by keeping creative. Find her on Twitter @hanmciver.

https://oz-9.com

TRANSCRIPT

Attention TawdryMart shoppers,
Welcome to our first 4 AM Fill-‘er-Up. Before we let this astonishingly large crowd into the aisles, we’d like to apologize for several recent marketing campaigns, including Petit Fours for the Petite, Pasta for Pastors, and the hugely unpopular Give It Up for Lentils flash sale on beef burgers. Martin has been removed from marketing and returned to egg checking in the dairy aisle — do feel free to stop by and say hello. CAPED COUPONERS, BACK BEHIND THE LINE. If you’re ready to Fill Er Up, remember, you have until 4:05 AM to max out your cart to get 15 percent of everything. Are you rrrrrready? [bell]

Music: “Such a swinging good time” by Neil Cross, Storyblocks

A brief introduction to Physician Imhotep

This episode is not explicit.

By King Kurus & Family

www.blackhistorybuff.com

TRANSCRIPT

Scene starts in the bathroom with a toilet flush
Sfx>Toilet flush<
Kid cries out>Mum mum, I’m not feeling to good I’ve got belly ache
Mum exasperated >what again? right I’ve had enough I’m gonna take you to see the
Imhotep
Kid > who’s Imhotep?
Bhb> This is King Kurus from the black history buff podcast take a seat lady I’ve got this Imhotep was a polymath
Mum>Polly who
BHB>Polymath it means someone who’s good at lots of things
A genius basically. He lived in ancient Egypt and is known the father of modern medicine Kid>oh so he’s a doctor, mum I don’t want to go to the doctors
BHB>not just a doctor, he was an astronomer, architect, poet, mathametican and on top of all that he build the pyramids
Kid> no way, how did he do all that
Mum> by not playing Nintendo all day that’s how
BHB>That’s right Imhotep studied very hard and was inventing medical procedures nearly 4000 years ago
Both>no way
BHB> yes way Imhotep diagnosed and treated over 200 diseases, and even did did some dentistry
Mum> well thank you very much mr black buff history
Dad> er black history buff
Mum>right come on you were off to see the Imhotep
Kid> but mum
Mum> don’t you but me! come on
hurry up
Everyone>and wash your handsssssssssss
END

Seahorses lay strange eggs.

This episode is not explicit.

Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael

patreon.com/freckle

TRANSCRIPT

Seahorses lay strange eggs.

David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.

This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8.

This episode is not explicit.

ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven
DAVID – Lee Shackleford

Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl.

To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals.

Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden.

Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/
Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/
Arrivals https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/
Relativity https://relativitypodcast.com/

TRANSCRIPT

E3 D7

(dial tone, click)
E: Hello.
D: Elvira? It’s David.
E: It’s you. Hello again. Hang on. (door closing)
D: I talked to Sophie today.
E: Sophie?
D: Yeah. Sophie. She says hi.
E: (verge of tears) My… Sophie? Wait. Where is she?
D: (gently) She is safe. But she misses you.
E: How do I- I can’t believe- I didn’t remember her until just now. (distressed) What is happening to me?
D: (gently) They took your memories. I am sorry. I’ll call again.
(click)

CREDITS
This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl - that’s me. Kirsty Woolven voiced Elvira, and Lee Shackleford voiced David. To hear more from us, check out Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals.

Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music ""Somber Viola"" by BigManJoe, also from Freesound.

Everything at TawdryMart is top shelf. And Martin's a bit of an idiot.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9; performed by Hannah McIver

Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9.

Hannah is a Northern actor/singer who would love to do more voiceover work alongside performing. During these crazy times Hannah stays sane by keeping creative. Find her on Twitter @hanmciver.

https://oz-9.com

TRANSCRIPT

Attention TawdryMart shoppers,
Because everything at TawdryMart is top shelf, for the next hour everything that’s on the top shelf is 60 percent off! WAIT FOR IT. If you can reach it, you can keep it [aside] – god, Martin, that doesn’t even rhyme. Do you put any effort into these? [back to tannoy] Small ladders and step stools have been placed about the shop for our- [aside] I’m not saying that. [listen] It’s not funny, Martin. [listen] FINE. [back to tannoy] Step stools are available for our … low-altitude patrons. Enjoy top shelf goods… for less. Are you rrrrrrrrready? [bell]

Music: “Such a swinging good time” by Neil Cross, Storyblocks

Mondays are the worst, if it's actually Monday.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal

David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas.

https://ninthworldjournal.com

Featuring:
Erin B. Lillis as Special Early Bird
http://www.erinlillis.com/
Tim Sherburn as Professor Badboom
https://www.voices.com/demo_detail/126060

Music is ""Take a Chance"" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

TRANSCRIPT

GRAMPSMAN
Professor Badboom, we meet agai-
Where is he?
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
He's probably at his secret hideout.
GRAMPSMAN
No, he comes to the factory on Thursdays.
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
That's why he's not here. Today's Monday.
GRAMPSMAN
Monday? I thought today was Thursday.
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
No, it's Monday. All day.
GRAMPSMAN
Oh.
(beat)
Want to see if ShopStore has a sale on ribbon candy?
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
Sure.
GRAMPSMAN
Would you mind flying? My hip's bothering me today
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
How many times have I told you you should really get that looked at?

Our pair is being pulled in by a strong force.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst

TRANSCRIPT

[loud sound of water filtration]
Teria
Bac? What is it?
Bac
It’s some sort of [shudder] cleaning facility, Teria.
We need to get out.
Teria
But the force - it’s too strong, we’ll never get out!
Bac
[worried]
But we have to!
[water filtration louder]
Teria
I love you Bac!
Bac
I love you too Teria!
[water filtration stops]
Teria
The force - it’s stopped.

"YET ANOTHER BOARD MEETING

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Lee Shackleford and performed by Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford, all of the podcast DISCUSSING WHO.

discussingwho.com

TRANSCRIPT

"YET ANOTHER BOARD MEETING"

PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, our podcast "Listen, Rinse, Repeat" needs more of that show about the lady cops. Uh -- "Burgers and Broads."

COOPER: I think that's ""Bagels and Brunettes,"" sir.

PRESIDENT: Are you sure? It ought to be "Burgers and Broads." Much better title.

JENKINS: The truth is, sir, it's difficult to tell which of our podcast's many continuing series is most popular.

PRESIDENT: Well, however we do it, we have to crush the competition.

COOPER: What competition's that, sir?

PRESIDENT: All the other shows like ours!

JENKINS: Shows featuring bizarrely random content in under a minute?

PRESIDENT: Right!

COOPER: Uh, sir, I'd say we have that market all to ourselves.

PRESIDENT: Excellent! I'd give everybody a Christmas bonus but -- it's summertime.

JENKINS: Well, yeah.

COOPER: No, I see that.

NADIA: "Yet Another Board Meeting" featured Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford -- all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast.