Luke And Sassy Scott

We've heard a fair few near-death experiences from Scott, but this time it was an extremely close call at an event we were presenting at. It nearly ended up with Lukaboy finally getting the limelight all to himself, but unfortunately for him Scott lives to tell the tale.

You probably know Luke was a goody-two-shoes at school, but he got in trouble for something extremely stupid. It involves saying a prayer and the word 'f**k'.

What happened on a flight? Did pee drip on your head from the overhead lockers? Was someone smoking a durry on board? Did you sh*t on someone's lap getting up to go to the toilet? Believe it or not these things have happened.

Get involved in the pod by sending a voice note to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if Scott was a homicide detective? Today's prank is the first time Scott flexes his impromptu detective skills.

Also, why was Luke on the news and does he ACTUALLY have the perfect cure for a hangover?

Finally, our parents are on the pod today! You'll hear the full chat - bloopers and all...

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hardly ever have guests on this podcast because let's face it, we want it to be all about us! But f***ing hilarious American comedian Heather McMahan not only fits in so perfectly, she was happy to talk about us for most of it so we allowed it!

Do Australians know more about America than Americans know about Australia? Or are we equally all just as dumb as each other. Perhaps.

You may be familiar with Scott's Spray, so let's see what Heather thinks when his spray is directed entirely at comedians. Scott gets 1 minute to make his argument, then Heather gets her minute. And things get heated.

Heather is challenged to call her sister, but when she doesn't answer it's her mum that receives an extremely concerning phone call.

Today's Sibling Squabble comes in from... you guessed it... Heather McMahan! It involves practically drowning.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's SO MUCH that's going on that we couldn't hold off until Wednesday's episode... OK?

While Scott is in Texas bottle-feeding the 2 week old bubs, Luke is getting ready to see Taylor LIVE IN SYDNEY!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A little while ago we had teacher Ms Gordon quizzing us to see who's smarter than a 5th grader. Now that school's back and many kids are heading into year 7, Ms Gordon is back with a new quiz, and is more savage than ever.

If you're a barista, chances are you're about to hate Scott. He thinks it's one of the easiest jobs in the world. Let us know what you think on our @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

Scott is so open that it creates a safe space for everyone else to be open and share their thoughts and vulnerabilities... and weird growths! Luke wants to show Scott what's growing on his inner thigh.

This week's Sibling Squabble is from Tarryn. You can slide into our poddy DMs on Insta to send us yours.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We attempt another sibling prank, where listener Tasma sets up her Brother Zac, a non-Taylor Swift fan, to have to fake his excitement when he thinks he's live on the radio winning Taylor Swift tickets.

We played in the Australian Open. Yes, us... and you're correct in thinking we're not professional tennis players. Somehow we fooled the organisers of the 'Glam Slam' tournament that we could play, and out of the two of us guess who won, and who's a sore loser?

Following our bonus episodes on Scott's twin baby journey (which you can listen to here), you guys had SO many questions, so we tried to answer as many as we could, including 'will uncle Lukaboy be the Godfather?'.

Today's Sibling Squabble is from Ali and involves getting locked in a suitcase. If you have a story of what you've done to a sibling or they've done to you, OR if you have a prank you want to pull on your sibling, slide into our podcast page DMs on Insta @lukeandsassyscottpodcast.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scott and Marcus' babies are here and we are CELEBRATING with another bonus episode to bring you all the updates! What are the new babies' names, how are they doing, and why do the babies now own their own texan boots?

Missed our 3 bonus episodes on Scott's twin baby journey? You can listen here - https://linktr.ee/lukeandsassy

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our producer Mandy asked our older brother Travis a bunch of questions, and then we had to guess what his answers were. Eg. "Whose clothes would you rather wear out of Luke and Scott's?". Turns out his answers were not all kind.

Once again we've cooked an interview with an A-list celebrity. Why we're asked to go on red carpets, we will never know. But this latest chat with a famous actor will probably mean it's the last one for us.

Someone has stolen Lukaboy's identity, and they're using it to sell the hottest tickets in town - Taylor Swift tickets. And it all started with some peer pressure back in the day.

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Megan. If you've done something equally as evil to your sibling, send in your story to the @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

Missed our 3 bonus episodes on Scott's twin baby journey? You can listen here - https://linktr.ee/lukeandsassy

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now that Luke is becoming Uncle Lukaboy, he is finally moving out of Scott and Marcus' house! It's about bloody time. But he's not leaving without a fight... literally, it caused a fight when he brought it up.

You may have seen on our socials that for some wild reason the other week us two bogans from Mill Park got invited to LA by Selena Gomez herself, where she flew us business class and put us up in an amazing hotel for a week. It's time to discuss how on earth this even happened.

Last Friday was a public holiday here in Australia - the 26th of January is known to some as 'Australia Day', but for us and many other Australians, particularly the Indigenous community, it's known as Invasion Day. Our mate Samuel Stubbs, a proud Aboriginal man, joins us to explain why celebrating on this day is so hurtful and why we should avoid it next year.

Scott's thunder is about to be stolen by Producer Mandy - she's got some big news!

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Meg - if you'd like to send in your story of what f***ed up thing you've done to your sibling or they've done to you, send a voice memo to our @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For the very first time, we reveal all of the fascinating details behind Scott’s twin baby journey in a dedicated 3-part series. Half a million dollars and 6 years later, Scott and his husband Marcus rode the emotional highs and the gruelling lows of securing a willing egg donor and surrogate overseas to fulfil their lifelong dream of having children of their own. What’s most unique about this story is that one twin is biologically Scott’s, and the other twin is biologically his husband’s (same egg donor, different dads)! Since the bubs are due in February, here is the final instalment of the 3-part bonus series to answer all of your burning questions.

The 3-part series covers:

• The gender of the twins which he and his husband were able to choose

• Whether the couple will find out whose baby is biologically whose

• Exactly how much the process has cost

• How they selected an egg donor, who she is and whether she’ll be in the children’s lives

• A call with the surrogate who reveals how many times she’s done this before, whether she’ll struggle to hand over the babies she has birthed, and if she knew who Luke & Scott were from TikTok

• … and so much more!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For the very first time, we reveal all of the fascinating details behind Scott’s twin baby journey in a dedicated 3-part series. Half a million dollars and 6 years later, Scott and his husband Marcus rode the emotional highs and the gruelling lows of securing a willing egg donor and surrogate overseas to fulfil their lifelong dream of having children of their own. What’s most unique about this story is that one twin is biologically Scott’s, and the other twin is biologically his husband’s (same egg donor, different dads)! Since the bubs are due in February, we are bringing you 3 bonus episodes to answer all of your burning questions.

The 3-part series will cover:

• The gender of the twins which he and his husband were able to choose

• Whether the couple will find out whose baby is biologically whose

• Exactly how much the process has cost

• How they selected an egg donor, who she is and whether she’ll be in the children’s lives

• A call with the surrogate who reveals how many times she’s done this before, whether she’ll struggle to hand over the babies she has birthed, and if she knew who Luke & Scott were from TikTok

• … and so much more!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For the very first time, we reveal all of the fascinating details behind Scott’s twin baby journey in a dedicated 3-part series. Half a million dollars and 6 years later, Scott and his husband Marcus rode the emotional highs and the gruelling lows of securing a willing egg donor and surrogate overseas to fulfil their lifelong dream of having children of their own. What’s most unique about this story is that one twin is biologically Scott’s, and the other twin is biologically his husband’s (same egg donor, different dads)! Since the bubs are due in February, we are bringing you a bonus episode today, tomorrow and Saturday to answer all of your burning questions.

The 3-part series will cover:

• The gender of the twins which he and his husband were able to choose

• Whether the couple will find out whose baby is biologically whose

• Exactly how much the process has cost

• How they selected an egg donor, who she is and whether she’ll be in the children’s lives

• A call with the surrogate who reveals how many times she’s done this before, whether she’ll struggle to hand over the babies she has birthed, and if she knew who Luke & Scott were from TikTok

• … and so much more!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We never check our voicemails, so we had no idea what messages people had left us over the years.. until recently when we checked and discovered our beloved Grandma left us a bunch before she died. Turns out her voicemails to Scott were wildly different to the ones she left for Luke.

Our older brother Trav is back to reveal the hilarious plan we had for him on his bucks (or bachelor party, for our American friends). It wasn't just the outfit we put him in that had us in fits, it was where he had to go dressed in that outfit that really topped it off.

Okay we promise today's Sibling Squabble is the last pee related one in a while... actually we shouldn't promise that in case there's another hilarious pee story next week.

There's something very exciting happening from tomorrow. You might have seen a little while back on socials that Scott announced he and his husband Marcus are having twins. Well now for the very first time, we reveal all of the fascinating details in a dedicated 3-part series, answering all of your burning questions. We’re dropping 3 bonus episodes starting from tomorrow about Scott's twin baby journey. Make sure you hit the follow button on whatever podcast app you’re listening on so you don’t miss it.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a brand new segment that we're very excited for, where finally we're teaming up to prank somebody - we want you to dob in your sibling for us to prank with something outlandish. First up today we have Peta who has organised for us to prank her sister Karen... and as awful as we felt doing this, boy it was a strong start!

Scott had a memory unlocked about a time we were on a family holiday and he nearly died, so why was the whole family's response to pee on him instead of help him?

Since we are oversharers, it encourages strangers to overshare to us too, and recently listener Katie told us a story that involved stealing a guy's bedsheets after what she did to them. We get her on to spill the tea.

Did our producer Mandy get the happy ending from her husband that she begged for a few episodes back? We know you're curious - we've never had so many DMs about our producer... apart from people telling her to pipe down.

Today's Sibling Squabble comes in from Kate and has to do with a form of torture. If you did something f***ed up to your sibling or vise versa, send a voice note to our @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our eldest brother Trav joins us in today's episode to share some of the stories of when we terrorised him as kids... but it wasn't just him that copped it, his now wife Clare had to deal with us being absolute shitheads too!

Sometimes we do weird things to get a job, like Luke choosing a rather odd photo to put on his resumé, but Scott's dedication back in the day to get a job at our current workplace was next level. Lucky they didn't remember us when they hired us for this podcast, otherwise we probably wouldn't be here.

Not too long ago, Luke said something extremely embarrassing in front of a massive crowd of important people, which still haunts him to this day. You will squirm with him.

Today's Sibling Squabble is borderline too much... please remember the girl in question was a small innocent child and didn't know any better.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week you heard Scott's 'nightmare fuel' story that he told on Abbie Chatfield's podcast It's A Lot. Now it's time to hear Luke's story, which is much less graphic and involves much less foreskin, but is almost equally as messed up and may get him into some trouble as he exposes an ex girlfriend. I guess when you're gaslit and blind-sighted, the only thing to do is tell everyone about it on a podcast.

If you want more f*cked up nightmare fuel stories with Abbie, check out her podcast It's A Lot wherever you get your pods.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott and Abbie Chatfield

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If that title isn't enough of a warning, well then that's on you! We were recently interviewed by Abbie Chatfield on her podcast It's A Lot where she gets people to tell extremely f*cked up 'nightmare fuel' stories, and the story Scott chose to tell involves a murder motel, a man in his 50s, his ute and his foreskin. Yeh, it's graphic alright.

If you can handle it, strap in to hear the story, and then next week Lukaboy will bring us his nightmare fuel which involves being gaslit and blind-sighted.

If you want more f*cked up nightmare fuel stories with Abbie, check out her podcast It's A Lot wherever you get your pods.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott and Abbie Chatfield

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for Luke to set Scott another challenge, and about time Luke wins one seeing as the current scoreboard is Scott - 4, Luke - 0! This time, it's mum who cops the prank call and what Scott is asking of her is a tough listen. We nearly broke poor mum!

Despite the fact that Scott doesn't believe in God, it turns out he met him. And this isn't like the time he met that homeless dude who claimed to be Jesus, Scott actually saw the Lord in the flesh.... apparently.

Ever had a happy ending massage? Scott has. And it turns out it's all Producer Mandy wants from her husband for her birthday, but he won't do it. Let's see if we can convince him to grant her this birthday wish.

Today's Sibling Squabble is from Lindsy, and we know we said no violent stories but this kind of involves murder... not real murder but a staged one.

Also, soz if you were hoping for the song reveal in today's ep... we've had a slight hold up and will deliver it to you as soon as we can!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brace yourself - our song has been complete. You've heard us come up with lyrics for our song 'Sassy Boy' ft. Zoe Badwi, but is it the "hit" we keep saying it's going to be?

Our dad had a midlife crisis when we were a bit younger and it wasn't getting a sports car, it wasn't banging some younger chick, it wasn't getting botox... it was actually something very sweet.

Today's Sibling Squabble comes in from Terri-Anne, which sparks a story from our childhood to do with knives underneath a door (do not try it at home).

Head to our Instagram page @lukeandsassyscottpodcast, click the survey link in the bio and fill it out to either win a guaranteed FaceTime call with us*, or the chance at $100. You can also find the survey here - https://form.typeform.com/to/s9phoqld

* We will do our best to call everyone but depending on how many people select that option, there's only so much time in a day.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

'Sassy Boy' song: Composed and produced by Sean Sines and Martin Badder

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We have a backing track for our hit song 'Sassy Boy'! Now we just have to write some lyrics to it... and look it wasn't easy. Luke has to rap a verse, which brings down our chances of it becoming a 'hit'.

Our mum ruined Christmas when we were younger - she was just trying to be nice, but there are certain times where being nice is not allowed, and this was one of them.

We somehow got the opportunity to interview some of the biggest RnB artists in the world recently, but in classic Luke & Sassy Scott fashion, we were wildly unprofessional and think we may have screwed up our chances of being asked back. Whoops.

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Amy, and she has set the bar of what type of Sibling Squabbles we want you to send in. If your story is just as good, send it to the @lukeandsassyscottpodcast instagram page.

While you're on our Instagram page, click the survey link in the bio and fill it out to either win a guaranteed FaceTime call with us*, or the chance at $100. You can also find the survey here - https://form.typeform.com/to/s9phoqld

* We will do our best to call everyone but depending on how many people select that option, there's only so much time in a day.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.