Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast

It's that time again doggedly faithful listener, that's right, half past a Wallace's Brass a quarter till Cathala. In this, the 18th episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast we get steamy with two Martin Wallace train classics play the fantastic Five Tribes and discuss our recently completed Charterstone campaign! We also decide to never use the words Man Cave again instead christening the Non Binary Gender Fluid Cave just in time to move out and not be at all in charge of what people call it. We know how to make the most of our time and yours. There's more improvised musical ads and more general jackassery so don't miss a minute, because in the immortal words of Steve Miller; Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin. Into the kitchen... Or something like that. I'm not good with lyrics. Ciao!

Step right up one and all, young and old! Marvel at the exploits of two idiots the likes of which the board gaming world has never seen! See how they edit their way out of technical glitches, you'll barely notice! Gape in wonder at their collective ineptitude while simultaneously they manage to keep you in rapped attention with their undeniable down home charm! Do you enjoy rambling, barely coherent conversation about games like Heaven & Ale, Oh My Goods, and TI4 between parties that hardly remember playing them? Your in luck! Just a penny for an adult and a haypenny for a child, that's right step right up and enter the confines of this rickety tent! You'll hear a bushel of ill-formed opinions and more half-hearted improvised music than you can shake a Crown Royal velvet bag full of polyhedral dice at! That's right folks, see the one and only Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! What..? Not interested..? Scram then you little punk, before I sick the Bearded Lady on ya!

   We cut to a close up of Brad Pitt as he gazes perplexed at Sam Elliott. His expression softens as we realize he has just fully grasped the magnificence of the mustache before him. Sam tries to look away but can't break the spell of those baby blues as deep as the spring down the trail from his Grandpappy's place. The gravity of the moment builds and we hear the violins swell- Just then Jake Gyllenhaal throws back the tent flap!

  Oh hi, I didn't see you there. I was just writing a little fanfic inspired by this the 16th episode of The Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! I'll finish it later, I'm sure your not interested in that wholesome little yarn. I bet you are however interested in board games! If so well we've got a doosey for ya. Two great interviews with the developer and designer of Western Legends and Fog Of Love! Both interviews pull back the curtain on what it takes to get a game to market in this ever changing board game landscape. Speaking of pulling back the curtain.... There he stands, Donnie Darko wearing the creepy bunny suit and holding the head under his rippling bicep laden arm...

  Once again around The Sun my friends! Or to my Flat Earther friends, once more the sheeple have been fooled by the Illuminati Lizard People into believing in their flimsy science. I feel ya. Anywhoosle... 2017 was a lot of things, most of them orange and most of them terrible but in one thing we can all agree, the green M&Ms taste better than the other colors. Oh, and that board games pretty much killed it last year, that too.

  In our premier episode of 2018 we discuss the myriad of great games we played over the holidays including a double dip of Stonemaier Games, Charterstone & Scythe. As well as Rajas Of The Ganges, Fog of Love and many more! Leeandra gets officially diagnosed with a rare condition and in IRL we ponder an upcoming move and Star Wars: The Last Jedi!

  So don't be like the rest of the drones, mindlessly cowing to the military industrial complex. Be an individual and listen to episode 15 of The Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast because who else will tell you when the secret government agents will be showing up?

Hello all! Remember us? The lil 'ol Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast? We'd never forget you, the faithful listener waiting with baited breath for the next scintillating episode... Never fear it has arrived with the speed and punctuality of a procrastinating tortoise! In this episode we talk Codenames Duet, Photosynthesis, Fallout and several other recent game plays. Then we break down randomness and randomness mitigation in our feature segment. In IRL we get in the spirit of the season and review Lee's work Christmas party and then recommend the new Netflix show Dark! So go ahead, exhale, you've been waiting longer than Whitney and Angela Bassett combined!

Don't call it a comeback! We've been here for years rockin' our peers puttin' suckas in fear! Yes listeners our 13th episode will make the tears rain down like a monsoon, tears of laughter and joy that is. That's right this week we will take over M.C. duties from Mr. Cool J to knock out some punk ass reviews! Why? Well for the only reason worth doing anything... Mama said. She also said there'll be days like this so it should come as no surprise that we talk about stupendous games like: Deadline, Ex Libris, Scythe and Clans Of Caledonia! No surprise that is if you listened to Moma. Speaking of Moma's, the young daughter of one also stops by to give her review of Luchador: Mexican Wrestling Dice! So grab your Moma and show her how to download a podcast because she's gonna wanna hear the 13th episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast as much as the rest of the tech savvy world! Now lets get off Mamas... Cause I just got off yours.

Oooooooh, can you feel it? The nip in the air, the spice of the pumpkin latte, the fur of the Ugg caressing your calf? This can mean only one thing, it's the most wonderful time of the year, the time when the freaks can walk the streets free of judgment hidden behind masks of celebrated serial killers. That's right it's time for the obligatory Halloween episode! Bwaahahaaaaaaa! Now quit peeing your pants in fright we've got a lot of show here for ya! Leeandra joins in the first half before going to trick or treat in China (I guess they have the best candy corn?) She, Lilly and I preview the Kickstarter game Epic Monster Tea Party before she departs. Then I enlist the help of one of the best game designers out there, Jamey Stegmaier and one of the "funniest" pod-casters, Steven Spang, for our big Halloween spooky skeptic segment. Bare with me as I tortuously try to sound intelligent... If only there weren't hours of previous audio to refute this. So join us won't you? As we take you on a fright of fancy across an episode with more bite than Drac, more Friday's than the 13th and more creep than Harvey Weinstein!

Hello Boss, It's me The Not S̶a̶f̶e̶ ... uh...Suitable For Worker Placement Podcast. I'm calling to let you know that I could and probably should stay home do to illness and also to inform you that I will report for duty at my scheduled time. Although I am gravely sick, I hate the idea of leaving you in the lurch, so I'll be there! Why am I calling to tell you this? Is it because I want to solidify myself as a really dedicated worker? Is it just to ease you fears since other have called in frequently lately? Well I'll tell you why it isn't. It isn't because I plan on going to a raging kegger next Friday and am absolutely sure I won't be working on Saturday, that much you can be sure of! And so it goes listeners in this the 11th Episode! We fight through sniffles, sneezes and the occasional hacking coughing fit (mostly edited out, I think) to bring you a fantastic double sized episode! We've always lived by the motto that it's about quantity not quality, always leave em wanting less, that's what we always say! We talk games we've played including Magic Maze and Viticulture and have a fantastic interview with Jerry Hawthorne, the creator behind Mice & Mystics and Stuffed Fables. He gives us some candid behind the scenes info on the making and inspiration of these two fantastic family games. Then in our feature we give some recommendations of games to play with your family, from little kiddos on up to your surly Uncle! So start coughing in front of your boss right now and set yourself up for a relaxing day off tomorrow to devote your full attention to this stupendous 11th episode of The Not S̶a̶f̶e̶ Suitable For Worker Placement Podcast!

What's up you dirty mothafathas! Alright, stop collaborate and listen Episode 10 is back with a brand new invention! We freestyle rap with the best of intentions. Will the real Leeandra please stand up and explain why she believes Japanese Geisha's were mere pin ups? If history is any kind of teacher, it's a clear cut case of C.R.E.A.M. in our main feature. Cards rule everything around me , it's always sunny, walla walla bing bong!

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Whew, well if that made no sense to you then congratulations your not having a psychotic break. This is a small taste of the nonsensical ramblings that are laid down over treble heavy beats in this wild episode where we embrace our inner Kanye and go completely insane. Hip hop will never be the same... sorry. We also talk games such as Hanamikoji, Sagrada and the impressive Bob Ross: The Art Of Chill! Who knew that a guy who was human ambien in life could be the inspiration for an exciting board game post-mortem? Us, that's who! So tighten up your flow and get your mind right, it's time for the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast to serve some fools!

  Hello all you fine Ladies and Gents you are cordially invited to aurally attend this, the 9th episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! The podcast that is so dexterous that we are actually able to begin the show discussing the manliness/girlishness of our pre-show libation and then later in this very same episode lambast a game for being sexist and overly gender binary! Hypocritical you say? Damn skippy, we wouldn't have it any other way! Join us for talk of our latest game plays, German language master class, our feature on dexterity games, trivia and... (gulps, deep breath) much, much more (well not that much more, IRL and an ad really)! So don't miss a minute of the Podcast that is setting records at and 'IT' like pace, and remember, "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the g-g-g-ghosts."

  Tonight on a very special episode of the NSFWP Podcast... A family member goes up in flames, literally. That threw a proverbial monkey wrench into our recording schedule so we're a week over due but like my high school girlfriend said about her period, better late than never. We promise great discussion about a plethora of games such as our late to the party first play of Carcassonne, we deliver the goods on Papa Paulo then try to maintain sanity while talking Lovecraft Letter! I carefully edited out an argument that threatened not only the future of the podcast but this writers spot in his own bed! We kiss and make up in our feature segment: Ideal Gaming Situations. Who with, where at and how wild do you like to get whilst getting your game on? In IRL we mull over the topic of parenting your parents and the value of learning what not to do. All this and an earth shattering sonic blast of a belch that you'll never see coming but you'll likewise never be able to unhear in this, the eighth and greath episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast!

Hey psst! C'mere. Yeah you, ya interested in a little hot pod? Don't get creeped out I keep it here under my trench coat for safe keeping. Ugh... Uh... Let me... Just... reach... In here... Ah! There she is, isn't she a beaut?! And in this way, by doing everything you shouldn't you have found the 7th episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! We're glad you didn't listen to your parents! In this installment we take our side show to The Lou and see what kind of shenanigans we can get up to! We play games, games and more games and visit a premiere gaming cafe to boot. We have tales of betrayal, tales of triumph and tales of... napping. In our feature we discuss our favorite party games and then in IRL we spin a yarn of Bar hopping, whipped cream topping, credit card dropping madness! More stuff than you can shake a tassel at! So come one, come all and partake in the fun with us but whatever you do... Don't forget the f***ing hashbrowns!

In this the sixth installment of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast, your hosts bicker endlessly about the most trivial of topics. Sound boring? Well let's just say either your ability to determine if something is good or not by a couple sentences is off... Or my ability to write a compelling intro is off. I know where I stand. Do you? Well, do you? This power packed episode is crammed full of strong opinions on games. Games like Caverna: Cave Vs. Cave and La Granja. As well as even stronger and more indignant stances on our favorite game mechanics, what is set collection anyway? We. Get. Into. It. In IRL we talk up our upcoming trip to ol' St. Louis and give a fantastic book recommendation. Like, zoinks man! Deuces are truly wild in this fantastic episode, now do your part and sit back with a tall glass of, I don't know what you drink... milk? Anyway take a sip, wipe off that stache and enjoy!

Hello and good morrow my young Lasses and Lads! Riding down upon you on a frightful steed is Episode 5! Chalked full of controversial comments, accusations and silliness aplenty! In this installment our intrepid heroes review Dead Man's Draw, Honshu, Vinhos and Lisboa! Then in the feature segment they go over their favorite game themes. Ben continues to use the 18th century to mean literally ANY time in the past and Leeandra continues to accuse him of intentionally screwing her over in games! There is important social commentary, vulgarity and singing! You'll laugh, you'll cry (mostly at the singing), you'll even get closure on Boob Sweat Gate. It's a tour de force and it's all waiting impatiently to enter your ear holes!

   Whats up faithful listeners?! Gather your closest compadres and prepare to tackle what we have in store for you in episode 4. First up we talk about what we've been playing lately including: San Juan and Holmes: Sherlock & Mycroft. Then in our feature segment we discuss Co-Op games! Some we like some we don't and some Lee doesn't remember. We also have a very important PSA, an all new syndicated news break and in IRL we break down the scandal everyone is talking about, Boob Sweat Gate! All that and more so get to listening but... Don't go it alone.

Episode 3 goes off the rails! so join us and brave the ride!

Howdy all! Episode two is here and we continue to stumble through show prep and the English language! I promise all this work I've been doing with Rosetta Stone will kick in soon. In this installment we talk recent plays of Dice Forge and Century: Spice Road and delve deep into our favorite two player only games. We quickly find out that Lee's bad memory for games hasn't improved since episode one but it's kinda fun to hear the moment when realization that she actually has played all these titles Plinko's its way into her brain! In IRL we speak on the dangers of fireworks and workout motivations. So go ahead and download it already!

Hello Y'all! In this, our first episode, we explode off the podcasting launchpad with scintillating talk about what we've been playing lately (Hint: Mansions Of Madness 2nd edition). Turns out we both say lo and behold way too much and we get into some of our all time favorite games in order to let you know our likes and dislikes (Boy does Leeandra dislike Courtier). Finally in our IRL segment we hip you to what we've been doing in life outside of board gaming. Join us and try not to laugh at our foibles... I dare ya. -Ben