Poor Bastard's Almanac

The Poor Bastards discover the truth.

This week the Poor Bastards are comin' back atcha with some Ubuntu 20.04 upgrade details, some Orange Man Bad details, some video game details. Seriously they talk about the same thing every week, do I really have to keep writing this?

The poor bastards risk getting the plague by going out in public to get a Switch. Bernie bros for life.

The Poor Bastards mourn the loss of President Orange Man while discussing whatever it is they felt like discussing on their 50th anniversary.

The Poor Bastards yuk it up about the continuing downhill slide of AAA gaming, some intense Minecraft mods, and whoever Jim Steyer is, or whatever his name is.

Part duh of being back on the podcast grind. The Poor Bastards actually record a new one this time. They finally crank the American Truck Sim big rig back up, revisit some classic stories of hole diving in EVE, and spread more gossip about America's most protected citizen, Hunter Biden.

You thought we were gone for good, didn't you? Well this was recorded a few weeks ago, but fret not, the new season of PBA is just around the corner.

The Poor Bastards forgot about you while on that grind to 60, but don't worry, at least they didn't leave you hanging as long as Half Life. This was recorded a couple weeks ago, so they don't even talk about Half Life: Alyx, sorry to get your hopes up. You have to listen to the episode to see what it's about.

The Poor Bastards are now completely addicted to WoW Classic. So they talk about WoW Classic while playing WoW Classic and dreaming about WoW Classic. Somehow they also mention Project Veritas, Presidential drama, and the video series Heavy Is The Head. And surely by the time this episode is published, Orange Man has been impeached. We got him this time.

The Poor Bastards chat about orange man cuss, Darth Maul's Pro Skater, the distance from Benghazi to Ukraine.

The bastards get back together for another podcast, finally. Lots of chatter about Gamecube and Wii gaming, classic WoW, Bloody Eyed Joe vs CornPop, the World of TradeWar, and she married her brother.

The Poor Bastards take on Noam Chomsky vs the Presidents of the United States while remeniscing about the glory days of ARMA2 multiplayer and the highlights of Peasant Simulator 2018. Oh, yeah, and then they butcher a whole bunch of Jordan Peterson philosophy. Eek.

The Poor Bastards glorify firearm safety, more firearm safety, some firearm safety, firearm safety, and then a little bit of what makes a healthy society, totally real Nazi Concentration Camps, thinking of The Children, oh and Epstein shot himself in the back of the head twice.

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The Poor Bastards try to justify 7 year old computer hardware running Kingdom Come: Deliverance, learn the Opera browser, and dig into Tulsi 2020 vs Google.

The Poor Bastards revisit the 60's while remembering the 90's, rebuild a classic video game library, and orange man impeachment. Married her brother.

The Poor Bastards camp outside Area 51 during a WoW relapse while trying to understand the new generation of paraphernalia lingo, reverse a supreme court decision, salivating over the United States' recent purchase of a billion dollars in cocaine, and waving goodbye to the sinking ship named YouTube.

The poor bastards are joined by long lost Poor Bastard this week, while they try and stack as many illicit substances as possible and talk about men who beat up women, another round of DayZ nostalgia, Liberal Christians, and human garbage.

The poor bastards set aside their liberal bias this week and only talk about video games. Learn how to properly play Skyrim like a poor bastard, listen as they express the virtues of the Steam Controller, and travel back in time to the golden age of gaming.

The poor bastards really let loose this week with some hard hitting recipes for tamales and "organic" butter. Stay tuned for minority views on dead babies and family values. Please tag all your twitter outrage with #poorbastards.

The poor bastards really let loose this week with some hard hitting recipes for tamales and "organic" butter. Stay tuned for minority views on dead babies and family values. Please tag all your twitter outrage with #poorbastards.