Poor Bastard's Almanac

The poor bastards try and learn about British politics while jumping up and down about the government making video games better for muh'children. Also lots of stammering and GTAV.

The Poor Bastards figure out how to work around a shoddy Linux version of American Truck Simulator, the impending doom of the Alphabet Agencies, natural rights, and the Great CompromiseTM. Special guest appearance by the ghost of Bill Hicks.

The Poor Bastards really hit it hard this week with two of the biggest plights of humanity ever: slavery and gender identity. Learn how to install the Darkweb Addon for your Minecraft server, and beat the login boss in Phantasy Star Online 2.

The poor bastards dive a little further into Linux distributions, more classic video games, encouraging suicide, and a little bit of Fallout 4 mods and Borderlands 2 DLC. Sorry we forgot to moan about politics this time.

The Poor Bastards camp out wormholes in EVE while defending toxic masculine podcasters, and talking about 3DS hax, classic vs modern games, Uncle Touchy Biden, and plowing ahead with Linux gaming.

The Poor Bastards learn the true meaning of Christmas by diving into some Jordan Peterson, reading gritty archery-noir, and continuing the flight through nullsec wormholes.

The poor bastards discover the true meaning of Post-Modernism as they run a Republican sex ring that doesn't involve pizza, dismantle the government, review Super Metroid, and stalk victims around the galaxy in EVE.

The Poor Bastards are just killing time and brain cells while updating RetroPie to the latest version. Spoiler alert: it takes a while. Listen to the gears grind away while they go into details about Muh'Russians, Muh'EVE Online, Muh'Racism, Muh'N64, Muh'okay I'll stop now.

The Poor Bastards rant and rave about cruising the streets of Los Santos with a joint, the female hispanic Donald Trump, and her plan for saving the environment by giving women and blacks more money.

The Poor Bastards are back! This time they've converted to Catholiscientology, or at least try and peer into This Boy's Soul, if you know what we mean. Also some chatter about more Linux game ~!FUN!~, Ragnarok Online... uhhhm. There's a pretty decent Dan Carlin impression, but let's be real, you're better off just going to listen to Dan Carlin than try to decipher what a couple of illiterate poor bastards are trying to spit out.

The poor bastards have been sitting on this podcast, ready to go, and just now remembered to upload it. Remember kids, only you can prevent poor bastards.

The po' bastards come back from their pagan holiday break to bring you news about the Supreme Court, Lindsay Graham's balls dropping, and DayZ's smarter, more functional cousin Project Zomboid.

The poor bastards explain the true meaning of Christmas as they dive a little deeper into DayZ 1.0. Also we're sorry that Lebron apologized about an Instagram post.

The poor bastards talk themselves in circles and go on long rants about globalism, the hole in the ozone layer, DayZ, World of Warcraft, and other podcasts.

The poor bastards didn't skip anything, it was just your imagination. Anyway they shoot the shit about official Fallout trashbags, normies that think they are nerds, legalizing slavery, and driving a big rig through Roswell.

The Poor Bastards eat turkey live on the air while struggling to keep you entertained.

The Poor Bastards interview a man they found laying on the side of the road about WoW Classic footage, DayZ beta, and classic video games.

The Poor Bastard's audio quality was hacked by the Russians in their first live episode covering the election results. Come and listen to the blue wave along with classic games like WoW and Breath of the Wild.

The Per Bersterds terk abert Gersbermps, WerW, DerZ, Berder's Gert, and Gerb dert Err Eyrrr.

The Poor Bastards say the names of a lot of video games that were released in 1998, after advocating for women to join the NFL.