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Episode 49 - We Got Sh--faced and the Australia Cup!
2. We tell you how to bet, how to win, and how to be a legend while betting on the Australia Cup.
3. Blute's in Fortitude Valley is THE BEST!
That is all. Now listen. And...get on!
Chapters
2:34 - The Weekend Review
9:40 - The Look Back
13:14 - Punter of the Week!
16:49 - Go Go Guru Time! (AR Tips)
19:23 - Smexpert/Mexpert! (SR and MR Tips)
23:06 - The Bandit Rides Again! (BR Tips)
23:17 - Karl's Reverse Burp!
27:11 - Karl's NRL Multi of the Week!
28:55 - Competition Winners!
29:55 - Episode Recap!
Episode 48 - The Australian Guineas and the World's Pimpest Chair
The Boys' Best
The Guru: AR6 #2 Yulong Justify
Mr $12.50: MR3 #9 Rose Quartz
The Bandit: BR6 #4 Sea Raider
From the depths of Brisbane's worst flooding in years the PYWO boys come with a vengeance, and their tips pack more thunder than Queensland skies!
We chat about last week's bad weather, this week's worse weather, Cal's monster brim, Karl's disdain for flood panic, and - YES! - Chip's new chair (which is stunningly pimp!)
Chapters
3:25 - The Weekend Review
9:41 - The Look Back
11:06 - Australian Guineas Tips
13:55 - AR Tips
16:17 - SR and MR Tips
19:56 - BR Tips
22:42 - Competition Time!
Episode 47 - The Wettest Chipping Norton Ever!
Well there's every chance the feature race of the week gets cancelled (rain is hammering it) but the boys nonetheless give their extremely thoughtful two cents on who's going to win. But you'll have to listen to the episode to discover who two fo them pick!
It's Collette, mate. The end.
But never mind: fantastic banter, hilarious lines, and honestly the greatest punting podcast that's ever been.
Get on!
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Episode 46 - The Black Caviar Lightning!
The Boys's Best Bets
The Guru: AR2 #4 Fox Gem - $6.00
The Bandit: BR5 #7 Wolf Moon - $4.60
Mr $12.50: SR4 #3 Expat - 3.70
The Feature Race is back, and it comes with the THUNDER!
The boys give their solid gold two cents' worth on who's going to win the Black Caviar Lightning at Flemington this week and it is. Deadset. Unmissable.
Meanwhile, Karl blacked out, Chip popped his Super Bowl cherry (painfully), and the Guru...well, he's still the Guru, pal. Ugh. But regardless, do please get on!
Chapters
2:27 - Weekend Review
7:47 - Look Back
11:03 - Black Caviar Lightning Tips
13:56 - We call Errol "Flynn" Knight!
15:44 - The AR Guru's Tips!
17:43 - The AR Guru's Recap!
18:09 - The SR/MR Expert's Tips!
21:01 - The The SR/MR Expert's Recap!
21:27 - The BR Bandit's Tips!
24:54 - The BR Bandit's Recap!
25:24 - Competition Time!
26:52 - Episode Recap!
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Episode 45 - Karl Gets Blind for the Autumn Carnival!
The Boys' Best Bets
Morphettville - AR4 #6 Basarwa
Caulfield - MR2 #7 Decent Raine
Brisbane - BR9 #7 Kingston's Here
It's Karl's birthday this ep, which may account for the quality of his sobriety - but doesn't diminish even a little bit the quality of his TIPS! (Which are phenomenal.)
This is a jam-packed ep in which the boys discuss the insanely good horses starting out in the upcoming Autumn Carnival, as well as what Karl wanted from his wife for his birthday, along with the Guru's sad-sackery over his Worst Weekend Ever (TM). And Chippie? Well, he's still Chippie, and Chippie is The Bandit! (His tips are pretty good this weekend, though.) Get on!
Chapters
2:08 -What did Karl want for his birthday?
2:56 -The Weekend Review
9:54 - The Look Back
13:32 - AR Tips Intro
14:20 - AR Tip 01
14:52 - AR Tip 2
15:50 - AR Tip 3 (Best of the Day)
16:28 - AR Tips Recap!
16:46 - SR and MR Tips Intro
16:55 - SR/MR Tip 1
17:25 - SR/MR Tip 2
18:24 - Bonus Trifecta
18:40 - SR/MR Tip 3
19:43 - SR/MR Tip 4 (Best of the Day)
20:26 - SR/MR Recap!
20:51 - BR Tips Intro
21:06 - BR Tip 1
21:55 - BR Tip 2
22:48 - BR Tip 3 (Best of the Day)
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Episode 44 - On the Road to the All-Star Mile, the Bandit Falls
The boys' tips:
AR: AR1, #5 Poysed To Rein
MR/SR: SR7, #7 Joviality
BR: BR7 #5 Palladas
Frankly we're surprised it took Chippie this long to fall off the wagon, but fall off he did - and in deadset piss-funny fashion. Skip to 14:50 for all the goodness.
Otherwise, we talk about the upcoming Golden Slipper, All Star Mile, our next PYWO Piss-Up! (you should be a part of it!) and just how good Callan Knight is at punting! Get the f--k ON!
Chapters
2:49 - The Weekend Review
12:01 - The Look Back
14:50 - BR Tips
17:51 - SR and MR Tips
21:37 - AR Tips
26:01 - Competition Time!
27:52 - Episode Recap
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Episode 43 - A Big Announcement (and Winning Tips!)
Holy sh-t! Pretty much every goddamn WORD of this ep is going to win you cash! The Guru drops the finest tips in the history of Morphettville, the Smexpert takes us to school at the NSW and Victoria tracks and - AND, can you believe it? - the Bandit actually tips the whole card at the Sunshine Coast. (All this is 100% fact, by the way.)
There's also the usual solid-gold banter between three of the crappest...er, finest punters this fair country has ever seen. You know it. You love it. You'll never find a better punting podcast called Punt Your Way Out! - EVER!.
Oh, and the Bandit has some news. Does he? Um. Yes. He does.
Get oooooooon!
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Episode 42 - The Bandit Goes to Work!
In a horrendous development, Chippie-boy, the BR Bandit himself, had to do some actual work this week. So he's a bit grumpy. The other lads are in sterling form, though, bringing the banter, the drinking, and of course all the best tips for Saturday's racing at AR, MR, SR and BR. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet on!
Chapters
4:36 - The Weekend Review
15:22 - The Look Back
19:32 - AR Tips
22:16 - SR and MR Tips
26:19 - BR Tips
31:14 - Episode Recap
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Episode 41 - Magic Magic Millions, B-tch!
You feel that? That charge in the air? That electricity? That's Magic Millions Week, bay-bay! And the boys of Punt Your Way Out are your ticket to untold Millions! Just listen to their (ahem) tips!
Anyway.
The lads rap about their recent Tweed Trip (it's the kind of trip you wish you'd gone on), Chip's complete inability to back up for Day 2, Karl's recent brush with COVID fame, and Cal's spectacular pussying out on his birthday dinner.
Is there more? FUCK. YES. Like the best horse racing tips out of any podcast ever! (As, ahem, usual.) AR, SR, MR, BR - we've got them all covered and the covering is made of solid gold! (Ahem...)
Anyway.
Get on!
Chapters
3:37 - Weekend Review
13:43 - Look Back
17:18 - AR Tips!
20:27 - SR and MR Tips!
23:15 - BR Tips!
27:46 - Comp[etition Time!
28:28 - Episode Recap!
29:04 - Help us please
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Episode 40 - Punting Our Way Into 2022
The Boys' Best Tips
Cal (the AR Guru): AR7, #8, Secret War, $4.00
Karl (the Smexpert): MR7, #6, Sig Positano, $2.50
Chip (the BR Bandit): BR4, #1, Exo Lady, $4.20
Gilly (the Newcastle Nightmare): BR7, #14, Telephone Booth, $61.00
Synopsis
Did ya miss us? Well we missed you. Two weeks off but it feels like a lifetime has passed in your absence because f--k me, didn't we drink some piss over Christmas!
Speaking of, in this, the first ep of 2022, the boys tell many an entertaining tale of their sh-tfaced escapades over the holidays. Guess where Chip ended up! (You know you won't.) And guess what Cal had to get out of before he endangered himself! (You probably will.) Meanwhile, Karl...well, Karl's been Karl, mate. But the biggest question of this ep is...who is the Newcastle Nightmare? (You'll never pick it.)
On top of all that you get all the best tips for AR, SR, MR and BR (and maybe a little bonus), in this, the Greatest Punting Podcast of 2022!
Get back in, get up to speed, and get on
Chapters
2:06 - Introducing the Newcastle Nightmare
4:15 - Karl's Weekend Review
6:26 - Chip's Weekend Review
8:41 - Gilly's Weekend Review
10:07 - Ca's Weekend Review
14:33 - BR Tips
18:16 - SR and MR Tips
22:14 - AR Tips
26:35 - Competition Time!
27:33 - Episode Recap
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Episode 39 - Nasty Lasty!
It's been a monster year, lads. See it out with this, 2021's last episode, and get ready to ring in 2022 with heaps of piss, heaps of punt, The AR Guru, MR 12.50, and the Brisbane Bandit as they talk shit, give tips, and get on!
Chapters
3:35 - Weekend Review
11:19 - The Look Back
14:34 - Punter of the Week!
16:09 - It's Go-Go Guru Time! (AR Tips)
19:19 - The Smexpert Strikes! (SR and MR Tips)
22:55 - The BR Bandit Blazes Bright! (BR Tips)
26:28 - Competition Time!
27:11 - Episode Recap!
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Episode 38 - Christmas, Christmas Party Time Is Here
The boys yak about the silly season, the Christmas Party gauntlet, and other sh-t we can't mention in polite company.
THEN: George Carpenter is back yet again to make a play for his third consecutive week as Punter of the Week! (Sargo is trembling!)
Then the usual five-star tips from the AR Guru, the SR and MR Expert, and the one and only Brisbane Bandit! Get ooooooon!
Chapters
3:50 - Karl's Weekend Review
6:18 - Chip's Weekend Review
7:59 - Cal's Weekend Review
10:55 - The Look Back
13:41 - Punter of the Week!
16:51 - AR Tips
19:52 - SR and MR Tips
23:36 - The BR Bandit!
27:14 - Competition Time!
29:26 - Episode Recap
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Episode 37 - The End of a Baller and the Return of the Punter
It's with a heavy heart that the boys recorded this week's ep. But not really - only Chip felt that way, because he finally had to bet against a Blackbooker of his. Which one? The answer will utterly shock you.
But it'll also set you up ready for the rest of a cracking ep that involves THE BEST BANTER YOU'VE EVER HEARD! And guess what? Punter of the Week returns with a vengeance when a local gun tipster (pictured) thinks he has tipped the winner of THREE races on Saturday. (Knows he has actually.)
Then on with the usual show: all the best tips for AR, MR, SR, and BR. Are we about to...get on?
CHAPTERS
4:48 - Karl's Weekend Review
7:14 - Chip's Weekend Review
8:45 - Cal's Weekend Review
10:51 - The Look Back
13:08 - Punter of the Week
14:15 - Georgie's Best!
16:33 - Cal's AR Tips
19:34 - Karl's MR and SR Tips
23:51 - Chip's BR Tips
27:54 - Competition Time
29:05 - Episode Recap
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Episode 36 - It's All the Bandit's Fault
Before I say anything else: can you wankers give us a nice review on Apple or Spotify please? Lie, seriously. We keep forgetting to ask but fuck me it would make a massive difference. A few quick sentences. Don't think about it too hard (like Chip does his form).
Now, episode synopsis (you know what that word means, do you?):
Blame Chip for his shit sound quality this week, because he forced the other two Saints of PYWO (Saint Cal, of XXXX Gold, and Saint Karl, of Hahn Everything) to do a Skype recording session this week because he couldn't get away from...Suspense gap! You'll have to listen to find out.
The ep still sounds, plays and tips great, of course, but it falls short of our usual 12-out-of-10 standard. (Maybe 13 our of 10?) Again, there are great reasons though. Want to know those reasons? You'll have to listen. Put a tiny bit of effort in, for f*ck's sake. (Looking at you, Sargo.)
Anyway. Get on!
Chapters
2:33 - Chip's Weekend Review (Christ it's good.)
5:59 - Chip's Blackbook (listen now!)
7:20 - Listen here, f*cktard
8:54 - Karl's Weekend Review (Is this one even better than Chip's?! The firm answer is Yes!!)
10:21 - Karl's Blackbook
11:30 - Cal's Weekend Review
12:57 - Cal's Blackbook
13:59 - Cal's Look Back
14:27 - Karl's Look Back
15:49 - Chip's Hilarious Lookback
16:25 - AR Tips
18:39 - SR and MR Tips
22:42 - BR Tips
26:37 - Competition Time!
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Episode 35 - Begone, Hemsworth!
It's the start of the Queensland Summer Racing Carnival and the boys chat about Cal rescuing an elderly motorist in distress, Chip getting cut off for being too blind at a café, Karl's triumph over Liam Hemsworth, and how sh-t Chip's been on the punt lately (turns out: pretty sh-t even for him). Then we have a fine old natter about the upcoming Mooloolaba Cup with the one and only Sunshine Coast Specialist. (Who's that, you wonder? The answer may surprise you.) Plus the usual, faithful, reliable tips for BR, SR, MR and AR for you to - wait for it - get on!
Chapters
3:03 - Weekend Review
11:53 - The Look Back
15:19 - Go Go Guru Time! (AR Tips)
17:00 - The Smexpert (SR and MR Tips)
19:55 - The BR Bandit! (BR Tips)
25:15 - Punter of the Week!
28:53 - Recap
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Episode 34 - We Manage Not To Mention Everest!
Chip celebrates! Cal shakes his head! Karl dials in! And a new Punter of the Week shows up like the good (or bad!) smell he is! Anything else? Hmmm... Oh yes! All the best tips for AR, SR, MR and BR racing this Saturday! Are we using too many exclamation marks?! NEVER MIND!!! Just get on!
Chapters
2:58 - Chip's Weekend Review
6:08 - Cal's Weekend Review
9:19 - The Look Back
11:21 - Punter of the Week!
14:38 - AR Tips
16:51 - BR Tips
20:48 - SR and MR Tips
26:47 - Competition Time!
28:58 - Episode Recap
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Episode 33 - We Mourn a Nissan Micra and Wrap Up Melbourne Cup
Chip's car broke down on the way to the recording studio so the boys had to do a record-from-home session this week. But is this a record-from-home session? Or is this the record-from-home session?! (It's the second one.) Massive banter, stirring reminiscences brilliant (ahem) tips for the horse racing at Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne this Saturday - and your LAST CHANCE to get a spot at the next PYWO Piss-Up! GET ON!
Chapters
2:54 - Weekend Review
11:18 - The Look Back
15:01 - AR Tips
18:14 - BR Tips
24:52 - Karl's Pronunciation of "Chaillot"
27:26 - Competition Time!
28:13 - Competition Question
29:05 - Best Bets Recap!
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Bonus Episode - Melbourne Cup 2021 Special!
Smells like there's a bit more glory in the air this morning doesn't it? That's because it's bloody CUP DAY, punters! And we couldn't let Cup Day go by without a little bonus special wherein we chinwag about early Cup Day memories, the blindest we've ever gotten to celebrate the Race that Stops a Nation, and - of course! - give ya our best tips for the world's finest 2-mile dash. Get! On!
Chapters
2:09 - The boys' plans for Cup Day
4:00 - Memories of Cup Day
10:15 - What's the blindest you've ever been on Cup Days?
12:23 - Mini-Competition Time!
13:27 - Melbourne Cup Tips!
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Episode 32 - Karl Gets Sh-tfaced at the Golden Eagle
The boys recorded this ep ahead of a public holiday and Karl took advantage by getting on it! (God bless him!) Chip and Cal still had to work the next day so they're not nearly as jolly but there's still plenty of banter, betting, tipping, sledging, and the lads also give the upcoming XXXX Golden Eagle a good going-over. Chimay!
Chapters
4:44 - Weekend Review
12:31 - Punter of the Week!
16:54 - Cal's AR Tips!
18:52 - Karl's SR and MR Tips!
21:41 - Chip's BR Tips!
24:18 - Golden Eagle Tips!
26:38 - Competition Time!
28:38 - Episode Recap
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