Punt Your Way Out!

Cal and Chip look back on the Everest, the Caulfield Cup, and their tips over the weekend and guess what? Nothing but fire!

Also, Karl's in here somewhere...

Chapters
4:43 - Chip's Weekend Review
9:27 - Cal's Weekend Review
11:50 - Caulfield Cup Results
12:54 - Everest Results
14:26 - Punter of the Week!
17:43 - The Look Back
19:11 - AR Tips
20:53 - BR Tips
25:15 - SR Tips
28:08 - Competition Time!

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The boys are a BIT TOO EXCITED to write a proper synopsis so get a snoutful of these keywords: Everest! AR Tips! SR and MR Tips! BR Tips! Winning! Booze! Punting! And the return of the f--king Punter of the Week!

Chapters
3:44 - Karl's Weekend Review
6:26 - Chip's Weekend Review
9:35 - Cal's Weekend Review
11:35 - The Look Back
13:24 - Punter of the Week!
16:49 - The Everest Tips
18:46 - AR Tips
21:18 - SR and MR Tips
24:43 - BR Tips
30:12 - Tips Recap

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Chip's back! Back from Tasmania! Back from holidays! And back from the doldrums of the punting blackout!

But what about those other two goons...?

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The boys were a man down again this week in the podbooth because Cal's an unprofessional tosser (and had a wedding in Toowoomba, apparently).

Good thing Chip and Karl propped up the banter in between looking back on their punting performance over the previous weekend, looking ahead to their tips for Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane racing to come, and getting all hot and bothered by the prospect of The Inferno running in the Everest!

(Oh, they call Cal for the AR Tips, but you can fast-froward that if you like.)

Chapters

1:48 - Karl's Weekend Review
3:37 - Karl's Mid-Week Mastery!
4:38 - Chip's Weekend Review
6:31 - Look back on the Moir Stakes
7:42 - Karl's Look Back
8:19 - Chip's Look Back
12:22 - AR Tips
14:30 - Look ahead to The Everest
16:20 - Sydney and Melbourne Tips
19:24 - Brisbane Tips
23:44 - Karl's NRL Multi of the Week!
26:17 - Competition time!

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Did the boys get naked in the podbooth this week? Hold each other's peckers? Sing sea shanties and dole out the best tips for this weekend's race meetings at SR, MR, AR, and...Toowoomba?!

The short answer is yes. The truth can only be found if you listen. Get on!

Chapters
4:06 - Karl's week in review
5:22 - Chip's week in review
8:57 - The Moir Stakes
13:27 - Go Go Guru Time! (AR Tips)
16:29 - The Guru's Recap
16:49 - Expert Smexpert (SR and MR Tips)
21:05 - The Smexpert's Recap
22:05 - The BR Bandit! (BR Tips)
26:55 - The Bandit's Recap
27:30 - Karl's NRL Multi
29:39 - Competition Time!

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Cal feels sorry for himself, Karl got to watch 3 hours of races, and Chip went to the country to have a blackout day on the punt! All that and so much more in this, the sixth and final of our Monday episodes, and an enduring testament to how sh-t Chip is on the punt. Get on!

Chapters
2:20 - Weekend Review
9:19 - BR Results
11:10 - SR Results
13:44 - AR Results
16:36 - NRL Results
18:36 - Competition Time!

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We're a man down this week but who's missing? And why?! And can anyone solve the mystery of the Two New Segments? The only way to find out is to listen in...

Chapters
2:14 - A New Segment?
6:02 - AR Tips!
10:00 - Sir Rupert Clarke Stakes Tips
11:06 - The Shorts Tips
13:33 - SR and MR Tips!
18:47 - BR Tips!
22:50 - Trivia?!
24:26 - NRL Chat
27:13 - Karl's NRL Multi!
27:56 - NRL Oracle!

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Get ready for the very first Monday episode in which the boys aren't heinously hungover! Karl muses on the coming of Spring, Chip cops a load in the eye, and Cal gets that karaoke feeling. Plus: how did the lads' bets go this week...?

Chapters
3:12 - Weekend Review
12:43 - SR and MR Results
16:12 - BR Results
17:41 - AR Results
18:54 - NRL Results
20:14 - Competition Time!

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The boys were spitting so much flame this week that they forgot to talk about the feature race of the card - the Makybe Diva!

Not to worry - you still get the usual sparkling banter, AR, SR and MR, and BR Tips (you'll clean up if you listen, mark our words), plus a brand...new...punter of the week! (He sounds very handsome.)

Chapters
2:07 - Huddy's Horses!
5:11 - Chip's Death Row Meal Request
5:37 - Karl's Weekly Yarn
7:44 - Chip's Weekly Yarn
10:30 - Cal's Weekly Yarn
12:55 - Punter of the Week!
15:57 - Punter of the Week's Tips!
19:40 - Cal's TV Show
20:00 - AR Tips
22:05 - SR and Mr Tips
25:08 - BR Tips
28:22 - NRL Oracle
30:05 New Competition Time!
31:51 - Best Bets Recap!

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The boys recorded this ep in the immediate aftermath of the second PYWO Piss Up, which means - yes indeed - they're a trifle sh-tfaced. It gets a bit wild, it gets a bit woolly, but it never gets boring. We look back on the day that was, the bets that were, and the punters we wish we'd been. Also: special guest punter Hendo is peer-pressured into an appearance!

Chapters
3:16 - Weekend Review
3:18 - Karl's Highlight
3:52 - Chip's Highlight
4:25 - Chip's Lowlight
4:33 - Chip's Blackbooker
4:55 - Karl's Lowlight
5:17 - Karl's Blackbooker
7:07 - Cal's Highlight
7:20 - Cal's Lowlight
7:52 - Cal's Blackbooker
11:08 - Best Bets Results
12:31 - Concorde Stakes Recap
14:32 - Karl's NRL Multi

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You'll notice a difference in the quality of this episode's sound because we had to record it remotely (perhaps for top secret reasons but definitely because Cal's a bit of a wanker). But that doesn't dampen the banter between the boys, or the (cough) winning tips for all of this Saturday's metro meetings - AR, BR, SR and MR, or the palpable sense of anticipation as we head into the weekend of the second PYWO Piss-Up! Are you ready? No? Neither are we.

Chapters
3:18 - Karl's Week Review
5:48 - Chip's Week Review
7:04 - Cal's Week Review
10:27 - The 2021 Concorde Stakes, and our tips
13:10 - AR Tips
16:31 - SR Tips
21:33 - BR Tips
24:54 - Karl's NRL Multi of the Week!
28:12 - Recap

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Like a desert suddenly kissed by rain, Karl's horrendous losing streak has come to an end with a cracking weekend on the ponies! Speaking of cracking weekends: wait till you hear the Weekend Reviews and what Chip got up to on Saturday night (or what got up to him, more precisely). Meanwhile, your host Cal "AR Guru" Knight continues to dribble bulls--t like it's his job. Which it is.

Chapters
4:50: Chip's Weekend Review
8:29: Karl's Weekend Review
11:28: Cal's Weekend Review
13:29: The Memsie Recap
14:22: Karl's Bets - the Look Back
16:34: Chip's Bets - the Look Back
19:06: Cal's Bets - the Look Back
20:45: Punter of the Week Results

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You can feel the excitement in the pod booth as Thursday Guy creeps up over all the boys' shoulders, threatening the arrival of Friday Guy in a few short hours, who will in turn herald Saturday Guy who will probably have an aneurysm over all the stimulation brought on by the start of SPRING CARNIVAL!

We give you everything from our tips for the first Group 1 in ages, the Mesmie, to a brave new Punter of the Week, to our Best Bets at AR, SR, MR and BR, to even more sh-t on Karl about being sh-t on the punt! If you miss this ep...well, you're a wanker.

Chapters
2:49: Cal's weekend plans
3:37: Karl's weekend plans
5:39: Chip's weekend highlight (audio!)
7:49: Punter of the Week (Kurt Vincent!)
13:49: Karl's Memsie Tip
13:53: Chip's Memsie Tip
14:24: Cal's Memsie Tip
15:38: Cal's AR Tips
18:44: Karl's MR and SR Tips
23:19: Chip's BR Tips
27:27: Karl's NRL Upset Tip
27:55: Karl's NRL Multi of the Week
28:39: Competition Time
29:56: Recap

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The boys look back on the weekend that was: Cal went to an NQ wedding, Chip went to the pub, and Karl went to...Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary. Life in the fast lane!

Good thing there's also plenty of repartee concerning gambling, sport, getting sh-tfaced, the ponies, the NRL conspiracy against the Cowboys, and how good Mr $12.50 is at punting.

Chapters
5:43: Chip's Weekend Review
7:14: Karl's Weekend Review
9:30: Cal's Weekend Review
14:39: Cal's Look Back
16:02: Chip's Look Back
19:24: Karl's Look Back
23:49: Competition Time

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In this, the first of our new Friday-only shows, you get a f--k-tonne of banter right up front (it's worth listening just to hear our discussion of the Greatest Quaddie Win in History), BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! There are thrills, spills, and Friday pills as the boys proceed to line your pockets with the best - the BEST - horse racing tips in the history of everything: Randwick, Moonee Valley, Morphettville and Eagle Farm. (That horrid, horrid devil bitch of a track that calls itself Eagle Farm.) All the winners. Ahem. Definitely. Get on!

Chapters
10:06: Punter of the Week
16:48: AR Tips
19:16: SR and MR Tips
22:56: BR Tips
25:42: Karl's NRL Multi
27:07: Competition Time!
28:29: Recap

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It's the debut of our new, twice weekly show format, so feast your ears on this fresh, piping-hot Monday recap episode. We reminisce about the weekend just gone, celebrate and commiserate our punting wins and losses, and Chip re-experiences puberty! Get. On.

Chapters
4:43: Chip's Weekend Review
7:22: Karl's Weekend Review
12:26: Cal's Weekend Review
15:33: Chip's Punting Look Back
16:54: Karl's Punting Look Back
19:56: Cal's Punting Look Back
22:37: Karl's NRL Multi Recap
22:57: Cal's NRL Multi Recap
23:35: Competition Time

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Well, it had to happen sooner or later - one of the boys f--ked up the recording somehow (who it was may surprise you) and they had to re-record half of the episode under duress! Drama!

Still, it's an absolute belter of an ep. First you get the banter, then you get the weekend recap, then you get the Look Back on all the punting glory (or lack thereof) from the Saturday before, and then - and ONLY then - do you get the tips from all the top tracks across Australia: Eagle Farm, Morphettville, Kembla Range (Grange?), and even Caulfield! Stay tuned for the competition, you animals!

Chapters

9:19: Weekend Recap!
24:21: Punter of the Week!
24:58: Punter of the Week's Tips!
27:39: It all goes wrong!
28:19: AR Tips!
30:33: SR and MR Tips...wait
31:28: BR Tips!
33:55: SR and MR Tips Fo Real-Real!
36:50: Karl's NRL Multi of the Week!
38:05: Cal's NRL Multi of the Week!
38:44: Competition Time!
39:46: Recap, b--ches!

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As South East Queensland enters its second week of snap lockdown, the boys get fired up about COVID, the Olympics, Chip's cancelled Cairns trip, Cal's cancelled day at the pub...and pretty much every aspect of Karl's life (it's rough, mate).

But this is a show about punting your way out - of adversity, of boredom, of the First World problem that is not being allowed into the pub! (Won't somebody think of the children, ffs?)

Hence, we get all the best tips from all the best horseracing tracks in Australia - Flemington, Randiwck, Doomben and Murray Bridge.

It's all stitched together with the finest banter and dog-your-mates ferocity you could imagine - but don't bother imagining. Just listen. (Props if you read this far, btw.)

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The lads are just recovered enough from Karl's baby boy's recent head-wetting to realise the Olympics started this week  - and that Aussie swimming coach Dean Boxall might be the best bloke in this or any country.

Then it's straight onto business with a new Punter of the Week, plus the lads' best horse racing tips for Morphettville, Randwick, Moonee Valley and Eagle Farm. And they've outdone themselves this week - definitely tipped the card ;) More importantly: great fun, good mates, and banter aplenty. Get on!

Highlights

19:37 - Punter of the Week
26:57 - Adelaide Racing Tips
32:15 - Melbourne and Sydney Racing Tips
38:16 - Brisbane Racing Tips
44:50 - Karl's NRL Multi
45:39 - Cal's NRL Multi
48:03 - Best Bets Recap

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It's the question burning in every owner, trainer, jockey, punter and plover who makes their nest on the track. Should the race free week continue? The boys take a deep dive and...well, no they don't. They banter about it, have a laugh, and move on to their tips of the week at tracks all around Australia. Brisbane, Adelaide, Sydney and Melbourne. Listen and win. Get on!

~ 27:16 - Punter of the Week ~ 33:04 - AR Tips ~ 35:42 - SR Tips ~ 41:29 - BR Tips ~ 47:00 - Cal's NRL Multi ~ 48:01 - Karl's NRL Multi ~ 49:44 - Competition Time ~ 51:00 - AR Recap ~ 51:07 - Punter of the Week Recap ~ 51:13 - BR Recap ~ 51:20 - SR and MR Recap ~ 51:35 - Cal NRL Recap -  51:40 - Karl NRL Recap

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