Sexie Show

The Vegas Sphere, Shadow Sex, and Bob Dole.  

The FINAL episode before the big one features the most popular guest that sure loves a big one... Jesska!  Her popularity rubs off as we rub off to the most popular porn vids that appear from random keyword searches.  Let all the oligarchs, warlocks, and muchaaaachos know: this is a good one.

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Spirograph Boob Art, a Cum Diet, and James and the Giant Peach.  

FetLife celebrities are just like us!  Not knowing who you're fucking at a gangbang, stripping naked outside someone's front door, making bank through Craigslist escorting- wait.  Is this relatable?  Eh, who cares, it's hella fun to chat about!  Cumslutj has had some epically naughty stories to share, and now she can add this podcast to that list.  We also play "Fetish or Fake-ish," and it's hard.  Just like YOU might be if you give this episode a listen.  

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Vac Bed, U2 Lyrics, and a Rubber Tomb.

HiThereCatsuit has been hosting the What Women* (*and other wonderful humans) Want podcast since October of 2020 with over 150 episodes.  We chat about creative masturbation ideas, predicament bondage, and THIRTY SEVEN DOMINATRIXES.  I can confidently say that record won't ever be broken.  Enjoy the earworm of my dumb "dom-dom" ditty.

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Extra segments from my chats with Juno, Sarah Lace, Dee It Yi, and Verónica.  No extra segments from Frank Noir, unfortunately.  So there won't be any jarring moments where I insert a nonsense word in place of a word that's supposed to epiglottis there.  

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Cirque du Sluttay, Kinky Camping, and Butt Pancakes.  

Cum one, cum all, to the greatest sex show on earth!  Stripper/porn actress Raven Rose ringleads us through her ideal sex circus.  We also chat about Sybian races, fleshing, balloon play, take down and capture scenes, cock warming... the list goes on and on.  We get interrupted by a crawling cow AND I kick off the episode with a SUPER SPECIAL LIFE UPDATE!  

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My Hero Academia, Squirting, and the Aristocats.

I'm sexcited for you all to meet my impressively slutty Argentinian friend/partner.   We chat about her group sex experiences, slut safety tips, and she tries to guess a handful of bizarre Urban Dictionary terms.  When she's wrong, I ZZAAPP her nipple with a Neon Wand.  ¡Ay!

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Textilstrand, Spunk, and a Giant Rubber Duckie.

It's about time I got an erotica writer on the show.  And some seniority, because at 62, Frank Noir beats the record for oldest guest so far!  We chat about his writing history and style, Danish/German sex culture, and play the game "Re-Wrote-Ica" where I replace random worms to make the stories mush less sexy.

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Chastity Cages, a Norman Rockwell Painting, and a Sex-Addicted Muppet.  

Mistress D (now known as Dee It Yi) is back after 82 episodes!  We play a game of "Sexie Show... and Tell!" by sharing stories associated with various toys and accessories.  $10 patrons get to see the objects we're talking about.  For all you free listeners, you'll have to make due with such verbal descriptions as "a Christmas tree holder going through a goth phase."

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Nipple Face, The Lawnchair Pose, and Kida from Atlantis.

Dat Ass!  Okay, now that I got that out of the way… Sarah talks all about her Honduran heritage, being a marine, and what she did all day instead of attending seminars at XBIZ Miami (here’s a hint, it rhymes with shuckin’).  She also becomes the 1st guest to twerk on the show and the whole episode ends with Casting Couch Mad Libs!

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Ten former guests return to compete in a sex trivia battle... to the death!  

Thank you Jesska, Brittany Babbles, Goddess Cecilia, Bee, Serena, ToyBlonde, Leon Feingold, Fairy Sex Mutha, Chelsea, and Mike Diretto!

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Breeding, Boob Slapping, and Kablam! 

Of all the ancient Roman Goddesses I titty-slapped at an orgy, Juno is probably my favorite.  (hiccup)  We chat about bukkakes, dominatrixes (hiccup), overcoming sexual trauma, lawn geese (hiccup), Igbo people, Futurama, motorbutting (hiccup), and more subjects than Juno what to do with!

Also I spank her with ridiculous objects, because why not.

(hiccup!)
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Extra segments from my chats with Zinnia, Hazel Grace, Priestess Francesca, Sarasense, and SweetAsQuinn.  Not sure who they are or the games we play?  Then go back and listen to the last few episodes, you silly listener, you.  This groupsez a lot of fun and naughty things.

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Soaplands, Zucchinis, and the Hug Jacket. 

This OnlyFans hottie is living in Tokyo and doing research on the platform for her Master's Thesis.  She's also a fun sex conversationalist and performed impressively well in my "fake sex trends" activity.  Shibari harnesses, bimbocore, stepping on heads, dragon naming, hentai, swordfights... so many subjects to please your "chin chin."  

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Tingly Scalps, Squirtcicles, and an Uno Reverse Card. 

Sexologist, Sex Coach, Sex Educator, and Sex...y human Sarasense joins the show to chat about Hong Kong sex parties, experiments with her bodily fluids, and the erotica she always wanted to write.  I also take the game she plays on her podcast and twist it into a game we play on my podcast about... her podcast.  Does that make sense?  Yes, Sarasense. 

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Daddy Jesus, ABDL, and Golden Nectar.

Priestess Francesca is a Sexual Healer and Divine Dominatrix.  You can tell fire is her element, because her stories of degradation, tree climbing, ghosts, and gangbangs are flaming hot!  Can you figure out what connects all the words in “Kinky Links” to each other?  If not, we might have to put you back in the cage.

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Brain Cocaine, Cuckqueaning, and Depressed Elves.

It’s hard to find a fault in our star Hazel Grace.  She’s beautiful, talented, and has amassed over 50 million views on Pornhub.  In today’s episode we chat about foot fetishes, degradation kinks, porn bloopers, and I stump her repeatedly with sounds from her own sex.  She offered me a writing gig, so I’ll be extra careful not to fluck up these shown otes.

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Clit Pump, Queening, and Girl Scout Cookies. 

Another montage episode featuring extra segments from my chats with Amanda North, Rosie Kay, Mistress Ramona Ryder, Wippy, Mike, and Lilly.  Is there a better way to end the year than listening to this episode?  It’s plausible, but why take the chance?

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Pride Flag Confusion, Super Old Hentai, and Anya from Project Runway.  

You always remember your first… especially when you record it and listen back to it.  My first guest Zinnia is BACK after 80 episodes!  We catch up on the last 3 years, share a few of our personal sexual firsts, and learn about historical sexual firsts.  Of all the episodes I’ve done focusing on “firsts”… this is the first.

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Fungeon, Cock Pharaoh, and a Tulip Chain.

I could dock all day with lifestyle skills coaches Mike and Lilly.  Right before they embark on a Swingers cruise, we chat about multiple groupsex scenes, finding the "A" spot, and a sex toy that requires 5 people to operate.  I ship this couple.

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A collection of horrifyingly hilarious Halloween-themed comedy sketches.  

(evil laughter)... (also evil orgasm noises)

Intro (1:30)
The Talk (2:31)
Ghost in Michelle (5:30)
Lust Elixir (9:11)
6669 (11:19)
Interview with a Vampiress (14:15)
Slutty Buddy (17:42)
Starfish (19:15)
November 1st (21:55)
Outro (25:07)

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