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The Vegas Sphere, Shadow Sex, and Bob Dole.  

The FINAL episode before the big one features the most popular guest that sure loves a big one... Jesska!  Her popularity rubs off as we rub off to the most popular porn vids that appear from random keyword searches.  Let all the oligarchs, warlocks, and muchaaaachos know: this is a good one.

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Extra segments from my chats with Juno, Sarah Lace, Dee It Yi, and Verónica.  No extra segments from Frank Noir, unfortunately.  So there won't be any jarring moments where I insert a nonsense word in place of a word that's supposed to epiglottis there.  

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My Hero Academia, Squirting, and the Aristocats.

I'm sexcited for you all to meet my impressively slutty Argentinian friend/partner.   We chat about her group sex experiences, slut safety tips, and she tries to guess a handful of bizarre Urban Dictionary terms.  When she's wrong, I ZZAAPP her nipple with a Neon Wand.  ¡Ay!

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Textilstrand, Spunk, and a Giant Rubber Duckie.

It's about time I got an erotica writer on the show.  And some seniority, because at 62, Frank Noir beats the record for oldest guest so far!  We chat about his writing history and style, Danish/German sex culture, and play the game "Re-Wrote-Ica" where I replace random worms to make the stories mush less sexy.

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Nipple Face, The Lawnchair Pose, and Kida from Atlantis.

Dat Ass!  Okay, now that I got that out of the way… Sarah talks all about her Honduran heritage, being a marine, and what she did all day instead of attending seminars at XBIZ Miami (here’s a hint, it rhymes with shuckin’).  She also becomes the 1st guest to twerk on the show and the whole episode ends with Casting Couch Mad Libs!

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Ten former guests return to compete in a sex trivia battle... to the death!  

Thank you Jesska, Brittany Babbles, Goddess Cecilia, Bee, Serena, ToyBlonde, Leon Feingold, Fairy Sex Mutha, Chelsea, and Mike Diretto!

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Extra segments from my chats with Zinnia, Hazel Grace, Priestess Francesca, Sarasense, and SweetAsQuinn.  Not sure who they are or the games we play?  Then go back and listen to the last few episodes, you silly listener, you.  This groupsez a lot of fun and naughty things.

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Soaplands, Zucchinis, and the Hug Jacket. 

This OnlyFans hottie is living in Tokyo and doing research on the platform for her Master's Thesis.  She's also a fun sex conversationalist and performed impressively well in my "fake sex trends" activity.  Shibari harnesses, bimbocore, stepping on heads, dragon naming, hentai, swordfights... so many subjects to please your "chin chin."  

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Tingly Scalps, Squirtcicles, and an Uno Reverse Card. 

Sexologist, Sex Coach, Sex Educator, and Sex...y human Sarasense joins the show to chat about Hong Kong sex parties, experiments with her bodily fluids, and the erotica she always wanted to write.  I also take the game she plays on her podcast and twist it into a game we play on my podcast about... her podcast.  Does that make sense?  Yes, Sarasense. 

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Pride Flag Confusion, Super Old Hentai, and Anya from Project Runway.  

You always remember your first… especially when you record it and listen back to it.  My first guest Zinnia is BACK after 80 episodes!  We catch up on the last 3 years, share a few of our personal sexual firsts, and learn about historical sexual firsts.  Of all the episodes I’ve done focusing on “firsts”… this is the first.

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A collection of horrifyingly hilarious Halloween-themed comedy sketches.  

(evil laughter)... (also evil orgasm noises)

Intro (1:30)
The Talk (2:31)
Ghost in Michelle (5:30)
Lust Elixir (9:11)
6669 (11:19)
Interview with a Vampiress (14:15)
Slutty Buddy (17:42)
Starfish (19:15)
November 1st (21:55)
Outro (25:07)

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Vampire Gloves, A Sack of Rubies, and The Domimatrix.  

When every episode has a catch, sometimes the catch is that there is no catch.  Mistress Ramona Ryder joins the show for a good ol' fashioned chat.  Domming, escorting, pegging, footing, wrapping, motorcycling, fisting, sounding, and many other "ings" are discussed.  Also somehow Disney's "The Rescuers."  Enjoy!

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Water Balloons, Tit Wanking, and the Duck Pond.  

Rosie Kay, a.k.a. "This Kinda Girl" is a Swingers Lifestyle Coach, a great sex conversationalist, and a horrible "Password" player.  We laugh our way through a sexy version of the TV game show, but also chat about things like reviewing sex parties, squirting etiquette, Britishisms, fisting, and golden showers.  This Kinda Episode is a good one... especially if Texas accents get you wet.  

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The Jedi Council, Cuckqueaning, and Quaint Witches.  

Listener Warning: This episode features the repeated use of the word "moist."  Don't be too scared though, Amanda North and I also discuss less-controversial topics like human cages, fantasy funerals, and making amateur porn.  This beautiful erotic model and photographer also ranks her favorite places to pose nude... from an incredibly odd list of options I present her with... because this is Sexie Show.   

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Tympanoplasty, Pee-wee Herman, and Sybian Trivia.  

SO many interesting topics on this one!  My good friend opens up about her job at a sex toy company, being raised by lesbians, letting me have an orgy in her apartment, and being hard of hearing.  And we end the episode with arguably the greatest game in the history of the show: trivia... while riding a Sybian!  

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Nyotaimori, Vow Vibes, and 5 Minutes in Bogotá.  

Everyone's favorite sex educator/fitness trainer is back!  The "K" in Dr. K must stand for kinky, because we spill some EPIC sex stories in this episode's fitness-focused twist on "Never Have I Ever."  Blame Cheryl if this episode is a little too revealing.  By the way, the portmanteau I'm looking for is "shuke."  (Although the term "double dragon" is way funnier.)

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34DDD, Für Elise, and a Manatee's Eye Socket.  

FetLife's breast friend Pootie joins the show!  We have a "well-rounded" conversation about creampies, dildo naming, and group sex.  We give all sorts of classical music a sexy new twist, and she survives a bra-rrage of large breast jokes I bounce her way.  I'd say more about her tits, but they're  SO large, it takes a paragraph to type out her bra size. (rim shot)

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Skinematography, Medieval Catapults, and Admiral Ackbar.  

I 69'd my roommate!  And by "69," I mean we recorded this episode fully clothed, lying crotch-to-face, a few feet apart.  A concept so unnecessary, I simply had to do it.  Please enjoy our chat all about her private porn collection, celebrities and fictional characters we wanna fuck, and lots and lots of hair.  (insert Chewbacca roar)

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Sphinctar, an Icelandic Hostel, and Gay Porn Grunting.  

Is there a better way to get to know a super-talented boudoir photographer/rope artist than a rope-cutting suspension duel to the death?  Yes, definitely.  But just like her city of Austin, I gotta keep this podcast weird.  We chat about her masturbation habits, naughty words in Portuguese, predicament bondage, swingers clubs, and tons more!

WHO WILL LIVE?  WHO WILL DIE?  You'll have to listen to find out!

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Time Portals, the Golden Girls, and Tattered Butterfly Wings.  

ToyBlonde is back!  And since our last episode was all about sex in the past, this episode is about sex... in the future!  My Sex Time Portal allows us to repeatedly gaze into the future of sex... and my golly, the future is terrifying.  We also touch on her anal experiences, her shyness, and sexy Broadway musicals.  Guest-starring R2-DP.

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