So, Is He Captain America?

We are so excited to watch Wolverine's origin story! Wait..... this isn't an origin story?? Crud..... fine, let's do this (The) Wolverine.

What state did they find Logan in?

How is Logan communicating with people when he doesn't speak Japanese?

Did Logan and Mariko sleep together?
How did this move the story ahead?
And are we just ignoring that Logan is older than Mariko's grandpa?

Is the redhead a mutant?

What is attached to Logan's heart? A robot? An alien? A parasite?

Clearly, Logan has not dealt with the death of Jean Grey.

Shocker - some of these characters are not fully developed.

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Want a feel-good movie that enjoys its female cast? Yeah, keep flipping past this one. It's time for Watchmen everyone.

Over/under on how much the VFX artists enjoyed making a LOT of blue penises?

Why is this movie so long? And how was it the shortest version?

Do all retired superheroes get together and catch up?

How did Rorschach's mask work? Does it reflect his emotions?

Kudos to Dr. Manhattan's multi-tasking skills.

Mars?!? Really?!?
No. Unnecessary.

We can all agree that most of their masks are not real masks right? We can still see their faces!!

How was there no "kill" button to save Jon Osterman from becoming Dr. Manhattan? The whole experiment was based on electricity - there HAD to be a way to save him.

What we could have done in those 2 hours and 43 minutes we wasted.

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Mutant Love triangles.... deception.... the smoking hot Rebecca Romijn..... it must be time for X2: X-Men United!

Logan is left in charge of the school - what can possibly go wrong?

What is the Ice guy's name? Is it IceMan? Is it that simple?

Who is this female wolverine? What animal is she supposed to be?

Stryker - the worst dad ever in the history of terrible dads.

Wait - weren't there TWO people on that plane that can manipulate water?  How did Jean Grey still die?

Wolverine needs a visit from the Queer Eye team.

We can all agree Mystique is the hero of this movie right?
Raise a glass to Rebecca Romijn's body.

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Fire up your brain machines and your chest lasers friends, It's time for X-Men: Apocalypse.

Is this the 3rd X-Men movie?

Why are so many of the X-Men blue?

Where exactly is Storm from?  Did she always start out as a bad guy?

Who is the guy that can move super fast?
Why did he not tell Magneto he was his son?

Can Olivia Munn please get some character traits?

And in all seriousness - what is the main villain's name?
We really need name tags.

Until next time, we'll meet you all at the Mutant Registrar's office.

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You don't need a cape for this one, let's fly into WW84!

Kudos to the hair, makeup, and set dressing departments on this movie.

Weirdest live TV station studio ever!

Who is Wonder Woman's Dad? Zeus? A Titan?
Is WW mortal? Or a hybrid?

Pedro Pascal - former successful businessman, or permanent con artist?

What is Dr Barbara's comic book character name?

Is the airplane always invisible, or does WW make it invisible whenever she gets in?

Missing a child in the middle of DC? Just scream his name and he'll find you.

Bring on all of the Steve 80s clothing montages, please!

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Is everyone ready for Dark Knight?  Head on back to episode 32 because much like most of our comic book knowledge, we were wrong when guessing our next movie.

Sharpen your fangs, find your seat with the Vampires of the Round table - let's do this Wesley Snipes!

What exactly is a La Magre - a blood god?  And why are we trying to bring it back?  Was this Frost's plan?

The hospital where Doctor Karen Hemoglobin works has some heavily armed security guards, be on the lookout everyone.

If anyone can explain why Blade's mom is trying to bone him, we will be eternally grateful.  Actually, on second thought, nevermind.  We are ok without that knowledge. 

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Welcome back everyone, to another destroyed city.  This time, Seattle is ruined in the movie Chronicle.

Meet Andrew, Michael B. Jordan, and Andrew's cousin - the worst influencers ever.  Or, the story of How to become a Sociopath 101.

One failed blowjob and it all goes to hell.

What exactly gave them their superpowers?  Was it left by aliens?  Was it always buried in the ground?

What was Michael B. Jordan's character name?

If it wasn't for MBJ, this movie would get a much lower rating from us.  He just gets sexier and sexier with age. 

Let's all go to Tibet - or some weird green screen that's probably located in Canada.

It is finally time....   Sam Heughan on the big screen!  And by that I mean we finally saw Bloodshot from the safety of our homes.

All violence, no consequences.... 

Shaq, Sparkey, and Judd Nelson walk into a bar.....  Unfortunately, all they are serving are faulty military weapons and wheelchairs with machine guns.  Welcome to the movie Steel.   

How do we know it's 1997?  Shaq has a babyface, Ray J doesn't have a sex tape, and E-Commerce is still a thing of the future.

How exactly are Big Willie & Judd Nelson friends?  And how is a shady arcade business still in operation?

How does NO ONE realize who Steel is?

Eat the hot dog, don't be the hot dog everyone.

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Welcome to another socially distanced episode.  So glad we still like our apartments.

Are you ready for some "bad devil stuff" - here comes Spawn.

Worst title sequence ever.

Why does the Devil look like a muppet?

Will Spawn ever see his wife again?  That lady who had no issues marrying his best friend the second he was gone....

WTF is with this clown?

Why do we do this to ourselves?  This was not worth the collective $5 we spent on this movie.

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Welcome to episode 38, Kick-Ass 2 where we wonder how we get an hour and 45 minutes of our life back.  

This crew has the worst names in the history of superheroes.

What is going on with all of Chloe Grace Moretz's wigs?

Why was she only 15?  And how and why was she invited to that bizarre sleepover?

How did Jim Carrey get involved in this?  

Oh Turk, you are better than this movie!

This might be one of the few times where I cheered for a shark.

This movie is very, very pleased with itself.

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Is Covid 19 over?  Yeah, we didn't think so, so let's use this time to catch up on the OG of X-Men movies where Galdalf metals it up!

Everyone stop hand to hand fighting and use your powers!

How is Jean Grey almost taken out by a frog guy?  What exactly were his powers anyway?

Things we have learned:

• Wolverine is creepy
• Magneto is a great villan
• Mystique the best X-Men
• Storm is baffling

Scott & Wolverine - let's take this comedy duo on the road!

Where was the Stan Lee cameo in this movie?  Hot dog vendor??

Don't put algae in your brain machine friends.

"I'm Blue" Mystique

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Welcome to Quarantine, Episode 3, where no one knows what day it is anymore.

Spider-Man 2.1:  Peter Parker needs to get his shit together.

Dr Octavia Spencer is harvesting plutonium, kids.  WTF?

And it's 2004 where everyone keeps their gold coins in a bank like Scrooge McDuck.

James Franco (character name) - why is ALL of the plutonium in a vault in your house?

Where do all of the old spider webs go?  Are people just walking through them?  (shudder)

And most importantly, what happened to Tobey McGuire?

We are all just getting through this, friends.

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We are still all about the quarantine life, guys.  Where every day is Wednesday and we are finally diving into the X-Men universe!

Would you take the cure?

Fair warning, everything Brandy knows about the X-Men comes from years of working at KB Toys.

So many love triangles....  Wolverine, Jean Grey, Laser Eyes.... Iceman, Juno, and Sookie.....  and possibly Professor X, Magneto, and Jean Gray......  
Why doesn't Storm just electrocute everyone and make the fights quicker?  You have a cool power Storm, use it! 
Magneto - the worst Oprah ever.
Holy reverse aging Professor X. 

Screw you, bad dad. 

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Episode 1 of Shelter In Place, so glad we had Chris Evans to look at!  It's Captain America: The Winter Soldier!

Bucky's arm?  It's clear to everyone but us, isn't it?
Welcome to Wakanda, here's an arm.
Satellites that read your DNA.... what?  I don't think that's how it works.
Is everyone in SHIELD?
Who hides a flash drive in a vending machine?
Are Cap & Black Widow going to bone at some point?
Peggy Carter did not write Ring of Fire.  

Wash your hands, everyone.

 

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Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn aka This Title Is Too Damn Long

Welcome to Gotham: Where Everyone is a Sociopath

Is the Black Mask a secret?  Everyone knows it's whatever Ewan McGregor's character's name is, right?

So many bad guys & so many 2-hour fight scenes involving cheerleading stunts and figure skating moves.

Why was the hyena named Bruce?

Black Canary - superpower or just mad singing skills?

Someone help Jess with her Halloween costume idea, it needs to happen.

Everyone has a price apparently.  Ours is free movie tickets.

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Holy eyelashes Batman, it's time for The Dark Knight!
Brandy takes ZERO notes, and it shows.

No matter how many times we mention him, Sirius Black is NOT in this movie.

Batman's special powers:  Money.  Seriously, what is preventing him from dying at all times?

What is with Batman's voice?

That's not how you treat a burn, Harvey Dent.  Give that man a 5150.

The Joker, best female nurse ever.

Does this movie pass the Bechdel test?  Come on now, of course, it doesn't.

Heath Ledger deserved all of the awards for this one.

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Break out your history books friends, we are going into the lives of the mortal enemies of the great Dutch Von Doom family, The Fantastic Four, and how Victor Von Doomed teamed up with the Majestic Surfer made of Silver in attempt to defeat and destroy them!

Spoiler alert - they failed.

What is this magical planet-eating thing?  And why does it need the Silver Surfer?

What are all of the Fantastic 4's powers?

How does the Human Torch keeps "un-flaming" into clothes?

Who shot that Doom/Silver Surfer video?

Who is the bad guy in this movie? 

So thankful someone is finally getting billed for all of these superhero damages!

If you learn nothing else from this podcast, just know that everyone deserves genitals.

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Welcome to the Jason Mamoa podcast..er.. just kidding, let's watch Thor: The Dark World!

Have we seen this?  Apparently not.

It is always the golden hour at Asgard!

Thor & Loki - sibling rivalry at it's finest.

How do they just stand there at let Thor's mom die?  They are god's who can't fix stabbing?

How do the tide pods of aether work?

Idris Elba, the man can do it all... see into the future, stab a spaceship.....

And can someone seriously explain how Natalie Portman is becoming Thor?

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On a smokey, LA Sunday afternoon - we give you:

Ghost Rider:  Spirit of Vengeance

The Nicolas Cage of Nicolas Cage movies.

What's everyone's take on the Scorsese quote?

What exactly is this movie about?

We all enjoy (and need) a good recap!

What is the point of the decaying guy - the Villan with the good hair?

Idris Elba was supposed to be French?

Why is a perfectly good working motorcycle on a flatbed?

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