TurtleCOM

The Famous Tim Smith and DAlex the Grizzled Tinker are graced by fellow bloggers Mia Resella and Omar Najam from “2 Broke Geeks” on the Geek & Sundry channel, as we begin the Eye of Zarnoth’s final chapter. There’s a MASSIVE TUMULT over Mia’s nerdy confessions and who knew the nickelodeons sponsored rat-baiting.?! An Aswang’s on the loose, but hopefully Omar’s buttons will make up for Bludget’s mess. BEWARE TurtleCOM listeners for this is the Curse of the Evil Eye!

It’s plug-o-rama on TurtleCOM today as TFTS and DAlex talk about most everything surrounding the Turtles except today’s episode. EVOO guests Maya Stojan (“Castle”) and Marc Gaffen (“Grimm”) swap LA dating stories and spotlight the early 90’s rap scene. SkyNet wraps itself around the discussion of robots like a cybernetic, fire hose while Shredder and Baxter turn a corner on their will-they-won’t-they relationship. Get down on the break-dance floor, this party just got started!

DAlex and Tim throw caution to the wind and discuss the rise of SkyNet via espresso machines with Justin Savusa and James Buckmaster of the EK Hydra podcast. Having 4 dudes in the studio, why wouldn’t they tackle the Bechdel Test and the relational pitfalls of Shredder, Krang, and Baxter’s love triangle? Grab some food-flavored shapes from 711 and hop on the back of Justin’s Huffy, this episode makes as much sense as Mikey’s nunchaku throwing ability.

TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie summon back the unstoppable forces of Jed Williams and Calico Cooper from the far off Czech Republic to finally confront the horrific sexism of 1980’s children’s programming.  Will racism sway the giant mutant plant? Will the boys ever catch on that Cali’s mocking them? Will Beasto Blanco ever get their singer back? Grab a bowl of Giggly Pops, it’s time for another TurtleCOM!

DAlex the friendly genie imagines finding his friendly muse while TFTS gets a great idea for a new cartoon cat. Colleen Evanson returns with a new 9:30 job and Dr. Ben Tully PhD escapes the Smuggler’s Den to teach us all about science till he gives himself a chub. Kids from the 80’s are dicks and Mikey’s got a messiah complex, but we’re all more tickled by a primitive broccoli fart that keeps circling the recording booth.