Anyone know what day the bins go out?
In which it's that weird period between Christmas and New Year and no one has a ****ing clue what day the bins go out; I wear elasticated waistbands and eat my body weight in carbohydrates; Beth finds out the truth about Father Christmas through nefarious means; Father Christmas has some "feedback" for Jamie; I share my very unpopular view on one particular Christmas film; I give you all the gift of a lie in on Christmas morning; I cook Christmas dinner for the very first time and sweat so much I look like I've pissed myself; we have the least relaxing Fun Family Walk ever; and my social calendar frankly peaks... with a trip to the dump.