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Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw around the idea of taking the podcast to a live audience near you!

The gang talks about "The Ick", and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let's talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last "What was that boom??"..... Petsittergate, 2023!

Sherri makes some exiting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics.

Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all  in this week's episode of your favorite podcast.

Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s.

Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten.

If someone forgets a chicken on the roof of their car in a Walmart parking lot and drives away, was it alive or deep fried? Randy finds his #AdminGoals. Dennis looks forward to a new Maryland holiday. Sherri receives some hate online.

Randy likes big cameras and he cannot lie.
And Dennis cannot deny.
When Sherri walks in with a fresh top ten
And rest of her o-pin-ins
We get worldwide.

The Golden Tractor Crank is back with Goat Rentals! Sherri regales us with a story of a horrible customer. Randy wants credit for not running over pedestrians, and unveils his "one bolt" theory about rollercoasters. Dennis is asked for his analysis of the big booty bitches. And what is going on in New Windsor???

This week the gang tackles a myriad Carroll of topics. Randy hates tweets, community group chats and the latest android update. Sherri gets decorating tips from a helpful patron. Dennis considers a new career as a Hallmark movie writer. Bonus: a deep dive into the great clock tower caper of 2023.

The restaurant industry is out of control. Randy has something to say to a Sykesville community group. Sherri reads some of her creepy DMs, and Dennis shows up with no surprises, but a guy did try to rob a bank through the drive-thru.

AI takes over the pod. Things are discarded on the mean streets of Carroll. The gang discusses the Pros & Cons of Door Dash. Sherri summarizes a Karen.  Is Randy being trolled by a family member? Dennis discusses the state of standardized math tests in Maryland. Listen at your own risk.

The gang takes on everything from Big Randy surveillance, gentleman farmers, racist mechanics, drag queens and anonymous posters. Is Dennis a robot? Is Randy a drag queen? Is Sherri terrified of artificial intelligence? Listen up, bitches.

Creepy fast food managers, missing person scams, a crazy woman ranting, a man getting violent over the idea of baked goods, spike strips, bjs and vasectomies, are all on this episode. Welcome back, Carroll County!

Dennis unwittingly helps Randy hatch a scheme to get widespread surveillance for the people, by the people. Sherri thinks Randy has lost his mind. A Taneytown neighbor puts up a stern warning about dog poop. A Westminter woman is screaming obscenities at passers by, and we bring back the beloved segment, "Sherri, Make It Cynical".

A local nail salon is having a little too much fun with womens' feet. Dennis finds a story about uncle dads that trumps Randy's redneck lineage. A dog decided to ruin Sherri's day, while she was on the way to the podcast. Sherri tells us of a local newspaper stealing scumbag who is caught stealing newspapers with the help of a Ring Video Camera. Randy gets the ultimate high-ground on one of his biggest rivals. Bonus: Someone needs a "private" autopsy company.

The gang decides that a disturbing image depicting children engaged in a lip-lock (made by the Concerned Parents of Carroll County) should be much more concerning. Concerning cameras, however, Big Randy remains the concerned Alpha Sigma of neighborhood tactical intelligence. Sherri is less concerned with people breaking into her house, while Dennis doesn't concern masks to racism unlike some other fake accounts concerning the Carroll County Times page.