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Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw around the idea of taking the podcast to a live audience near you!

Sherri makes some exiting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics.

Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all  in this week's episode of your favorite podcast.

Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s.

Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten.

Get ready for a wonderful interview with Mrs. Georgia Kurre, the owner of Hampstead Oils and Vinegars on Highway 17 in Hampstead, North Carolina. We'll be talking to her about her delicious products, her beautiful gift packaging, her special events and recipes, as well as how she landed in Hampstead selling something she absolutely loves...and you will too! You'll even get a sample of her banjo playing.

Hampstead Oils & Vinegars
Oak Tree Center
16717 US Hwy 17, Ste 204
Hampstead, NC 28443

Website: HampsteadOils.com
Email: HampsteadOils@gmail.com
Phone: (910) 821-1373

Store Hours:
Tuesday - Saturday: 10am - 6pm
Sunday - Monday: Closed

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Elle Graham already has an impressive acting resume, with appearances on high-profile projects like Stranger Things and The Walking Dead. The 13-year-old from Hampstead is riding a wave of popularity right now, thanks in part to starring in the hit Disney television show The Secrets of Sulphur Springs, which is in its third season. Elle also has a major role in a new movie, Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret, which opens nationwide this weekend.

This week the gang tackles a myriad Carroll of topics. Randy hates tweets, community group chats and the latest android update. Sherri gets decorating tips from a helpful patron. Dennis considers a new career as a Hallmark movie writer. Bonus: a deep dive into the great clock tower caper of 2023.

The gang takes on everything from Big Randy surveillance, gentleman farmers, racist mechanics, drag queens and anonymous posters. Is Dennis a robot? Is Randy a drag queen? Is Sherri terrified of artificial intelligence? Listen up, bitches.

A local nail salon is having a little too much fun with womens' feet. Dennis finds a story about uncle dads that trumps Randy's redneck lineage. A dog decided to ruin Sherri's day, while she was on the way to the podcast. Sherri tells us of a local newspaper stealing scumbag who is caught stealing newspapers with the help of a Ring Video Camera. Randy gets the ultimate high-ground on one of his biggest rivals. Bonus: Someone needs a "private" autopsy company.

The gang decides that a disturbing image depicting children engaged in a lip-lock (made by the Concerned Parents of Carroll County) should be much more concerning. Concerning cameras, however, Big Randy remains the concerned Alpha Sigma of neighborhood tactical intelligence. Sherri is less concerned with people breaking into her house, while Dennis doesn't concern masks to racism unlike some other fake accounts concerning the Carroll County Times page.

Dennis, Randy and Sherri review the highs and lows of a year in quarantine. A new Golden Tractor Crank award is presented. A new(ish) segment "Ask Sherri" prompts some advice that brings a quick end to the episode. You might need a shower and confessional after this one.

Westminster Online Community has been double-Zucked. Hampstead gets administer challenged, but the administer claps back! Also, is Randy censoring Sherri? Dennis "figures it out" and starts watching Letterkenny. And of course, GQ strikes again!

Sherri explains the snitching and mask madness going on in Carroll County Restaurants. Dennis analyzes the new shopping center in Westminster. Randy reveals the two biggest lies women tell. The gang fights over what the best bagged snack is.

The crew throws you in the back seat on a ride to Tony Town. A hit is put out on a local restaurant owner for being a strattone! The opening of the movies causes people talkin' subversive over masks. Some F*&$shoe tries to rat-out Dicks with race-baiting, but gets wacked. Eldersburg Online Community admin get's told to get out of the car, c^$@!!

Taneytown is back in the news, with machine guns and girl fights. The Trash Panda returns for an interview about the bats that caused the Coronavirus. Sherri shed light on the stabbings from last week in Westminster. Dennis makes Randy uncomfortable about an already uncomfortable situation.

BREAKING NEWS: Taneytown cancels a dog fest, and might have a toilet flapper problem. Dennis won't let go of Randy's massage fear. Randy and Sherri argue over the concept of a non-alcoholic sports bar. A Hampstead pig wins the Golden Tractor Crank. Sherri spills the beans on what Fairtrade Coffee really is. Dennis explains The Witcher. Also, is laughter really the best medicine?

Randy surprise challenges Sherri and Dennis to a philosophical argument that leaves him more confused and somehow more wrong. Sherri breaks down a massive, pervasive drama episode involving a man with 3 aliases sleeping with his babysitter. Dont worry, his WIFE chimes in. Dennis ducks and waves while learning of Mallards.

Pumpkin pilfering perpetuates, as parking lot perpetrators produce panic, and poppycock producers proliferate phony power performances proven pretend by the police.

The gang finally talks about the stuffed animal carnival controversy.  Judge Dennis presides over a Golden Tractor crank with llamas and pool boys. Randy and Sherri engaged in a high-stakes wager.